Most nicest poster

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Who is the nicest poster (past/present) on Stratoforum?

Mormegil (He is fabulous <3)
3
3%
NeonVomit (Fine young man who keeps making interesting polls and not staring any troubles at all)
5
5%
browneyedgirl (This forum wouldn't be the same without her)
20
21%
miditek (The world IS about to be taken over by Communist Nazi Muslims)
9
10%
Ragehead91 (Where would we get our info of Masterplan if it wasn't for him. Blabbermouth? Bleh...)
4
4%
icecab21 (Notable contributor to this forum)
3
3%
RazielSR (Notable contributor to this forum)
5
5%
Irinia (Isn't she the first Norwegian user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
2
2%
rikkertje (Isn't she the first Dutch user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
4
4%
Morgana (The Eurasian Ministry of Racial and Gender Equality, which I didn't just make up, demands that I must include at least one ethnic Russian here. Also another notable contributor)
3
3%
hiro23 (A true gentleman, who never says a bad thing about anyone)
12
13%
StratoTimo (Has never made one post while being sober. An accomplisment we can all look up to.)
15
16%
Beast_Pete (true Stratoforum-veteran)
8
9%
Babylon (true Stratoforum-veteran)
1
1%
Stealth (true Stratoforum-veteran. Also because AWESOM-O was like, one of the funniest South Park episodes ever.)
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Total votes: 94

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by robocop656 » Sat Apr 04, 2015 4:04 am

My ass is on fire.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Sat Apr 04, 2015 9:41 am

Ass on fire, ass on fire,

Burning, burning, with desire,

Ass on fire, ass on fire,

Burning, burning with desire,

Burning just for me?


Gosh!

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sun Apr 05, 2015 4:07 am

Asses of fire, between barbed wire

If I lived in Finland, I'd need a snow tire

Asses of fire, quench my sexual desire

If my name was Bach, I'd need a piano wire

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Sun Apr 05, 2015 9:55 am

:lol:

Ass on fire, ass on fire,

Firebrigade you must require,

Water, water, then a drier,

Maybe make the burns retire.


Ass on fire, ass on fire,

Is there something to admire?

Can the fire you inspire?

Or make you to a burnt martyre,

And your ass a sour attire?


Vojne and huh!

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by robocop656 » Mon Apr 06, 2015 1:13 am

Its zombie Jesus day! Eat chocolate eggs and shit diarrhea all night!

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Mon Apr 06, 2015 9:37 am

:lol:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Mon Apr 06, 2015 10:07 am

:lol: :lol: Huh! Religious?? Or are you Flavio with a new nick? Argentinian religion? Huh again!

Who is Eztekiel? Some gay pope? Or Muhammed the gay?

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Tue Apr 07, 2015 3:46 am

I am the wizard of ass

And there's urine in my shot glass

My farts are stronger than tear glass

My penis can only be seen with a magnifying glass

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Tue Apr 07, 2015 8:38 am

:shock: :shock: Huh you are Flavio...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius 3.0 » Tue Apr 07, 2015 2:14 pm

:( He can't be Flavio. He has left and he had one advantage to those penis-faggots. He wasn't Homo like those fuckers that have taken over and ruined this Forum now. Why are they NOT banned? How many Homos can a forum take?

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Tue Apr 07, 2015 11:09 pm

I'm sorry you don't like homosexual penises. It's just who I am. I was born without a penis so naturally I'm obsessed. I am a man.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius 3.0 » Wed Apr 08, 2015 1:28 am

:x Stop being obsessed. :x :x :x No penis is nothing to be obsessed about. :x :x :x

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Thu Apr 09, 2015 1:33 am

I'm searching for the man that has sex with a man

He's got more viruses than an anal beer can

Bukkake Japan is my game plan

Put the jizz rags in the trash can

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius 3.0 » Thu Apr 09, 2015 1:52 am

ANAL BEER CAN?? What is that= :x :x ANAL BEER CAN ???

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Thu Apr 09, 2015 3:19 am

A beer can that has been up a gay man's ass.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Thu Apr 09, 2015 11:29 am

Stratowarius 3.0 wrote:ANAL BEER CAN?? What is that= :x :x ANAL BEER CAN ???

Brother Fuck has made a poetical, but self-absorbed interpretation of the federation, ABC. Associated Breweries in Canada, a coalition of independent beer-manufacturers in Canada.

I suppose, that our brother wants to make us believe, that this ABC-beer, is a beer only for the Ass-people, but that is of course totally WRONG. ABC-beer is made for us all!

But a little warning is maybe on it's place here! Those with Micromicros, or no Micros at all, are at risk, since their small organs have a tendency to be even more shrunken and wrinkled, with just this type of beer...

:shock:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Thu Apr 09, 2015 11:44 am

Thank you for clarifying that hubble.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius 3.0 » Sun Apr 12, 2015 4:21 am

:x If you not masturbate you poop. Urrk. :x Do something more nice for once. :x

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:06 am

Welcome back flavio. Do you want me to fuck your shit cave?

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius 3.0 » Mon Apr 13, 2015 4:08 am

:x This goes from worse to worse Flavio. :x Out Now or admin will kill you-

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Mon Apr 13, 2015 5:41 am

Let me pee in that butt.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius 3.0 » Tue Apr 14, 2015 3:41 am

:lol: :lol: Flavio is gone! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Tue Apr 14, 2015 11:17 am

:lol: Isn't he as some pig Särimner, that wakes up, as new, every morning?

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:44 am

Flavio is not here
We all knew he was queer
He will soon disappear
With a cock in his ear
He takes baths in semen here
And eats the ass of all men because he's a cock puppeteer

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Wed Apr 15, 2015 10:10 am

I gayguy, that called himself FUCK,

With Flavio planned a smuck-duck-luck,

But, Flavio, that wasn't a microsmall gay,

With a loud SCREAM, ran far, far away'

And FUCK missed his sloppy, so pined for, cuck-kluck-suck.


:shock:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Fri Apr 17, 2015 4:40 am

Last night I drank all the beer

And I'd be lying if i didn't act queer

Poison eggs and a pap smear

My stomach spilled out most sincere

And that is the end of the beer here

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Fri Apr 17, 2015 8:58 am

:lol: I am known as a rhymestealer and I am NOT ashamed over that habit.

I know that FUCK became queer,

When he consumed all his beer,

But when he also drank mine,

And thought I wouldn't mind,

My anger grew crystal clear.



:x

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius 3.0 » Sat Apr 18, 2015 4:00 am

:x :x Didn't I say that I hate verses? :x :x

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:55 am

There once was a man from Leeds,
Who ate much more than he needs.....

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sat Apr 18, 2015 8:50 am

Tonight there was more than before

and you'll wait for more whores

next door I'm a prisoner of war

double dildo second world war

look for the dance floor

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