Most nicest poster

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Who is the nicest poster (past/present) on Stratoforum?

Mormegil (He is fabulous <3)
3
3%
NeonVomit (Fine young man who keeps making interesting polls and not staring any troubles at all)
5
5%
browneyedgirl (This forum wouldn't be the same without her)
20
21%
miditek (The world IS about to be taken over by Communist Nazi Muslims)
9
10%
Ragehead91 (Where would we get our info of Masterplan if it wasn't for him. Blabbermouth? Bleh...)
4
4%
icecab21 (Notable contributor to this forum)
3
3%
RazielSR (Notable contributor to this forum)
5
5%
Irinia (Isn't she the first Norwegian user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
2
2%
rikkertje (Isn't she the first Dutch user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
4
4%
Morgana (The Eurasian Ministry of Racial and Gender Equality, which I didn't just make up, demands that I must include at least one ethnic Russian here. Also another notable contributor)
3
3%
hiro23 (A true gentleman, who never says a bad thing about anyone)
12
13%
StratoTimo (Has never made one post while being sober. An accomplisment we can all look up to.)
15
16%
Beast_Pete (true Stratoforum-veteran)
8
9%
Babylon (true Stratoforum-veteran)
1
1%
Stealth (true Stratoforum-veteran. Also because AWESOM-O was like, one of the funniest South Park episodes ever.)
0
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Total votes: 94

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Sat Apr 18, 2015 10:18 am

:(

Brother FUCK was a prisoner of war,

And he pined every night for a whore,

But the wardens took them all,

Since they were tall and not small,

So for FUCK there were no whores at all... :(

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sat Apr 18, 2015 10:25 am

I ate all the popcorn

my anus is war torn

my life is reborn

don't mourn my bone

I'll be in my bunk watching gay porn

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Sat Apr 18, 2015 10:42 am

:lol: Go to bed you nightowl, I have to work...

Brother FUCK had to settle with gayporn,

And sometimes with a bag of popcorn,

But one of those had a very sharp torn,

So his anus is now unadorn and outworn...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by doc_holliday » Sat Apr 18, 2015 2:25 pm

Taiwanese girls have no ass

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sat Apr 18, 2015 6:40 pm

They might not have an ass

But at least they have low mass

And a bit of semen in their shot glass

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Mon Apr 20, 2015 10:25 am

doc_holliday wrote:Taiwanese girls have no ass

If a chick in Taiwan has no ass,

Our Doc here at once her harass,

He prefers birds with big relative-assmass,

And doesn't like to gaze at their asses,

With his magnifying glasses.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius 3.0 » Tue Apr 21, 2015 1:30 am

:x Will this versing go on for ever? :x

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Tue Apr 21, 2015 2:23 am

This verse will end whenever

Now get on your knees and feel my pleasure

My Willie doesn't have much terror

I'm just the gay offender

Let's all have anal sex together

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:37 am

Whenever, pleasure, terror, offender, together? Not many rhymes to steal there! :x Is this the END of VERSES? :x

Since it was just some prove of brother Fuck's gaysexual frustration. HUH.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:59 am

I'm sorry it did not rhyme

my penis is full of slime

It's 2 am and I'm running out of time

We'll be up all night doing hate crimes

Limes, Limes, Limes, Limes, Limes

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Tue Apr 21, 2015 1:26 pm

:)

ÖHubble likes to steal,

So I hope we can make a deal,

You write down what you feel,

When on your gayknees you kneel.


If you make it in rhyme,

It's called to reclaim,

And we both spare some time,

When we recycle your rhymes so sublime ...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Tue Apr 21, 2015 6:31 pm

PffT!.


The springstresses are here! :nervous:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Tue Apr 21, 2015 8:03 pm

:shock: :shock: Goshgosh! You don't say? :shock: :oops: Then you haven't time to put me down. From the top I mean. :)

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Fri Apr 24, 2015 1:59 am

It's now time for penis

I'm damned near a genius

Let the urine clean us

More semen to discuss

Please add me on google plus

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Fri Apr 24, 2015 10:46 am

:)

Brother FUCK's reptilebrain is full of penises,

In his nightmares they are strangling snakes and no geniuses,

The gayuse of his organ can give him viruses,

Make him impotent, sterile and without impresses,

So this is NOT so god for his apparatuses...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sat Apr 25, 2015 5:06 am

And when it's time to rape

I'm hung like a great ape

This sex session is taking shape

While listening to strato on a cassette tape

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Sat Apr 25, 2015 8:49 am

:)

Brother FUCK often likes to make a little rape,

And is there no gayones, he settles for an ape,

He still seems to be in great ape-rape-shape,

And the poor raped ape has no chance to escape...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Mon Apr 27, 2015 2:59 am

And now it's time for a little breast

I'm on the bisexual quest

Sex with women, who would have guessed

Time to get an aids blood test

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Mon Apr 27, 2015 8:02 am

:)

Brother FUCK goes from penises to chickenbreasts,

And with that he must try a sexuality test,

Then maybe he tells us what he likes best,

And I can from now have a gayrhymestealing rest,

That makes a big stone fall down from my chest...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by robocop656 » Mon Apr 27, 2015 8:41 am

Non stop butt sex is imminent. :shock:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius 3.0 » Mon Apr 27, 2015 9:59 am

:x Can you not talk about anything else? :x

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by robocop656 » Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:55 pm

Here's to more buttsex! Cheers! :lol:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Fri May 01, 2015 12:07 am

Did anyone celebrate vappu? Let's get drunk!

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Sun May 03, 2015 12:53 pm

:shock:

And what is vappu? Can't drink to something one don't know about. :? :? OR?

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Re: Most nicest poster

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Thu May 07, 2015 8:50 am

:lol: Oh, I call that Valpurgis-if I must. But mostly Valborg. It is a gruesome day for sure, when students drink far to much... :shock:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sat May 09, 2015 7:08 am

Let's just get drunk anyways!

Image

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Sat May 09, 2015 12:35 pm

:( But, but, I'm not so sure it is a good idea for me. I use to be sick from alcohol and it is not fun. No, not fun. At all. :cry:

But if you must, you must, so go on, even if you have to drink without me. :cry: I can take some coffee. Jaja! :bounce1: :bounce1:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by robocop656 » Sat May 09, 2015 9:05 pm

You like coffee? Try some coffee liqueur! :D

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ » Sun May 10, 2015 11:53 am

:) Jaja I can try that. Shall I ask in the shop for coffeealcohol? :roll: :roll: hrmmm...

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