Most nicest poster

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Who is the nicest poster (past/present) on Stratoforum?

Mormegil (He is fabulous <3)
3
3%
NeonVomit (Fine young man who keeps making interesting polls and not staring any troubles at all)
5
5%
browneyedgirl (This forum wouldn't be the same without her)
20
21%
miditek (The world IS about to be taken over by Communist Nazi Muslims)
9
10%
Ragehead91 (Where would we get our info of Masterplan if it wasn't for him. Blabbermouth? Bleh...)
4
4%
icecab21 (Notable contributor to this forum)
3
3%
RazielSR (Notable contributor to this forum)
5
5%
Irinia (Isn't she the first Norwegian user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
2
2%
rikkertje (Isn't she the first Dutch user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
4
4%
Morgana (The Eurasian Ministry of Racial and Gender Equality, which I didn't just make up, demands that I must include at least one ethnic Russian here. Also another notable contributor)
3
3%
hiro23 (A true gentleman, who never says a bad thing about anyone)
12
13%
StratoTimo (Has never made one post while being sober. An accomplisment we can all look up to.)
15
16%
Beast_Pete (true Stratoforum-veteran)
8
9%
Babylon (true Stratoforum-veteran)
1
1%
Stealth (true Stratoforum-veteran. Also because AWESOM-O was like, one of the funniest South Park episodes ever.)
0
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Total votes: 94

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Mon Jun 01, 2015 7:47 am

Its time for butt sex
Checking out shrek's pecks
Penis in the ass, its not complex
Observing the negative effects
The hottest women are all Czechs

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Tue Jun 02, 2015 11:18 am

In Strato-forum there was a mister Fuck,

That in his Gayness was totally stuck,

All his mind was engaged in Butt-Butt-sex,

And there he was the real Tyrorex,

It helped against the fear to be a gayeunuck...

:wink:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Wed Jun 03, 2015 5:33 am

Show me your tits
Let me lick that clit
We'll have sex in a bit
All night we won't quit
I'm less gay than I'd admit

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Wed Jun 03, 2015 7:38 am

:oops: :oops: Butt, butt... you must be joking... :? :? :? So many gaypoems :? :?

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Wed Jun 03, 2015 8:47 am

:) :)
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Wed Jun 03, 2015 11:38 am

:)

Who wouldn't love to be like helicopters?

With blank and shiny wings,

That soar over the stupid sloppers,

And drop some stinky, smelly things.


But from a hopeful lover, it must be a flop,

To put down such shitty, unexpected drop,

So maybe you should think again about your dreams,

And find some other more romantic, sexy schemes...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Thu Jun 04, 2015 1:00 am

Dickbutt

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Thu Jun 04, 2015 9:36 am

:lol:

Dick Glutt, Dick Mutt, Dick Strutt, Dick Cut, Dick Putt,

Dick Nut, Dick Rutt, Dick Plutt, Dick Dutt, Dick Slut,

Dick Smutt, Dick Clutt, Dick Puttifnutt, Dick Hutt,

Dick Sutt, Dick Muttelifnutt..........

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Thu Jun 04, 2015 9:54 am

There was a big dick
He was really slick
Everyday on the pogo stick
If she would only lick
A whole night of ice picks
I'm drunk and sick
Shitting out my ass
A dick full of really thick dicks

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:59 am

:cry:

Brother Fuck is drunk and sick,

And has some problem with his knick,

I wish there was a simple trick,

That could heal his hurting dickpogchick,

But it wouldn't help to use humanlick,

When he also has asspain in his dicknick...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by robocop656 » Thu Jun 04, 2015 11:19 am

Hello!

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Thu Jun 04, 2015 11:56 am

:) Hi and hellooo!

And what on Earth are you doing up at this time?

I am going to work now, but will use this opportunity to point out, that Brother Fuck's and my recent poems, are approved by LPS (Living Poets Society), since they are adequate in both rhyme and contents but sometimes a bit gross. They can maybe be seen, as some clever whims and irregular works of poetry.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by robocop656 » Fri Jun 05, 2015 11:40 am

I'm an insomniac! I love these rhymes! Keep it up!

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:15 pm

:roll: Can't do a simple rhyme without brother Fuck. :cry:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sat Jun 06, 2015 1:06 am

If you want to have sex
See what's next
A big tyrannosaurus rex
Pulverized your ass with no flex
A dinosaur in your ass, it's not complex
And that's my poem about dinosaur sex
:D

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Sat Jun 06, 2015 9:00 am

:( Huh!

When I want to have some sex,

I would never chose a tyrorex,

His dinomind is too complex,

So is his orgasmreflex,

And his sticky Dickejects.

Till that I'm sure he eats me in a flex,

And that is NOT how I would like my sex... :wink:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sun Jun 07, 2015 3:56 am

I put my dick in a fish
And it made a big squish
I've got only one wish
To anally penetrate a witch

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Hubble86 » Sun Jun 07, 2015 7:29 am

:) :) :)


Yeah, I'm gonna go fishing,

That's what I'll do,

Think about nothing,

Not even you,

Catching a very big one,

A real speckled trout,

Yes, my summer-vacation is coming up,

So I'm gonna go fishing me a troutquadrup...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Mon Jun 08, 2015 4:46 am

Defecation on a man's face
Uploading the pictures to MySpace
Fucking mares at a horse race
Orgasm so loud they can hear it in deep space
She kicked me so hard that I need a neck brace

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Mon Jun 08, 2015 6:52 am

I am masturbating with impunity. :)

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius 3.0 » Tue Jun 09, 2015 2:53 am

:lol: Pablo tell us who this Impunity boy friend is. Pic.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius 3.0 » Tue Jun 09, 2015 2:56 am

fuck wrote:Defecation on a man's face
Uploading the pictures to MySpace
Fucking mares at a horse race
Orgasm so loud they can hear it in deep space
She kicked me so hard that I need a neck brace

You don't give up do you. Ugly!

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Tue Jun 09, 2015 3:27 am

:lol:

My balls are swinging around
While im cruising town
Her underwear full of brown
Pissing on her face on the way down
Chewing their shit while hanging around

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius 3.0 » Tue Jun 09, 2015 9:02 pm

:lol: :cry: I don't know if to laugh or cry. You must have some screw loose.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Thu Jun 11, 2015 12:32 pm

My brains are full of dicks
Tomorrow I'm making a chocolate cake mix
Last time I had sex it was during a lunar eclipse
I've got more boners in this bag of tricks
Meanwhile in England the gays eat fish and chips

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius 3.0 » Fri Jun 19, 2015 7:16 am

:lol: No more gross verses?

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Fri Jun 19, 2015 5:33 pm

I cannot rhyme without Hubble. :cry:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius 3.0 » Fri Jun 19, 2015 8:40 pm

Hubble86 wrote::roll: Can't do a simple rhyme without brother Fuck. :cry:

Is Hubble a homo too? :shock: :shock: :shock: Have you seen that Flavio is back? Make some dirty rhyme with that niggafaggot. :lol:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Fri Jun 19, 2015 9:41 pm

Flavio is back
And we know he smokes crack
He fucks so many men he had a heart attack
Cocks down his throat causes a asthma attack

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius 3.0 » Sat Jun 20, 2015 8:39 pm

:lol: :lol: The astma serves him right. Eating cocks? :roll: :roll: :roll:

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