Most nicest poster

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Who is the nicest poster (past/present) on Stratoforum?

Mormegil (He is fabulous <3)
3
3%
NeonVomit (Fine young man who keeps making interesting polls and not staring any troubles at all)
5
5%
browneyedgirl (This forum wouldn't be the same without her)
20
21%
miditek (The world IS about to be taken over by Communist Nazi Muslims)
9
10%
Ragehead91 (Where would we get our info of Masterplan if it wasn't for him. Blabbermouth? Bleh...)
4
4%
icecab21 (Notable contributor to this forum)
3
3%
RazielSR (Notable contributor to this forum)
5
5%
Irinia (Isn't she the first Norwegian user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
2
2%
rikkertje (Isn't she the first Dutch user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
4
4%
Morgana (The Eurasian Ministry of Racial and Gender Equality, which I didn't just make up, demands that I must include at least one ethnic Russian here. Also another notable contributor)
3
3%
hiro23 (A true gentleman, who never says a bad thing about anyone)
12
13%
StratoTimo (Has never made one post while being sober. An accomplisment we can all look up to.)
15
16%
Beast_Pete (true Stratoforum-veteran)
8
9%
Babylon (true Stratoforum-veteran)
1
1%
Stealth (true Stratoforum-veteran. Also because AWESOM-O was like, one of the funniest South Park episodes ever.)
0
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Total votes: 94

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius 3.0 » Mon Aug 03, 2015 3:48 am

Rebel wrote:
Goal Stockhausen wrote::( Agree! But, but, I am doing it all the time. :cry:
But mostly on Saturdays. :cry: :cry:
Well how big is your house?

Hahaha You can tell us- now Page 94-

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Mon Aug 03, 2015 6:38 am

I am on top for the night :)

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Mon Aug 03, 2015 7:25 am

And for once you can stay... 8)

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Mon Aug 03, 2015 7:50 am

Rebel wrote:ok, 93 pages and I'll finally ask, what the hell is going on in this thread?

:luv1:
We share a page with freedom of speech,

And can talk without anyones moral-preach,

Thank you Strato, on the web, it is rather unique,

A place like this, where we all can breath.



Hope for page 100!!!

:bounce1: :bounce1: :banana1: :banana2:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Mon Aug 03, 2015 3:05 pm

This thread is about gay men
We won't stop talking about it over and over again
I've had sex with transsexual comedians
When will they give me their boners then?

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Mon Aug 03, 2015 10:52 pm

Today I saw a horse.

It was neat.

:)

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Southern_Cross » Tue Aug 04, 2015 6:41 am

This topic is a glorious one.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:00 am

NeverendingAbyss wrote:Today I saw a horse.

It was neat.

:)

Really? I haven't seen one for years. On pics of course, but not in real reality.

And what did he say? This thing? :eyes

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:11 am

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:I am on top for the night :)

Jaja, that was that. Now back to normal...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Tue Aug 04, 2015 10:59 pm

Horse whispered to me:

"Do you know? These legs of mine are a product of bowflex"

And that is when I realized I became a horse whisperer.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Wed Aug 05, 2015 12:18 am

Have sex with a bowflex. :D

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Wed Aug 05, 2015 1:47 pm

:(

I'm a bowflex and I can't fuck,

But I can easily make you an eunuch,

Just you try to do a stupid rape,

Then you will have a bright new shape,

And nothing left for someone to suck...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Wed Aug 05, 2015 7:47 pm

Don't talk about rape
My favorite flavor of soda is grape
I've got a hundred gay porno on video tape
And my dick is bigger than a great ape

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Thu Aug 06, 2015 12:11 pm

:(

I have heard of a gay, that like to gape,

On pics where other gays use to rape,

Zebras and gnatgnats,

And other small crats,

Even the ugliest of the ugly. An ape...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by robocop656 » Fri Aug 07, 2015 4:41 am

I've got a surprise for you guys!

http://www.rhymezone.com

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Fri Aug 07, 2015 7:10 am

:shock:
Gosh, so many rhymes,
Here we go in times,
But what on earth is,
Crymes,
Himes,
Simes,
And symes??

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Sat Aug 08, 2015 12:49 am

Image

GENIUS!

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sat Aug 08, 2015 1:14 am

I like to stick my cut dick in man's dick that's uncircumcised.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Stratowarius 3.0 » Sat Aug 08, 2015 3:33 am

:shock: I understand that you two has Touretts illness. There is mayby help but not here-What is a CUTDICK`.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Sun Aug 09, 2015 5:38 pm

:x Huh! You can't talk like this! They are our friends and deserve at least some respect, even if they mostly are thinking, talking, desiring, dreaming, describing, showing, drawing and lust after penises of all sorts, size and qualifications... :owned1: perv ...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Mon Aug 10, 2015 2:41 am

A cut dick is a circumcised dick
This doesn't happen to a chick
I just wanted to rhyme really quick
Maybe that'll do the trick

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Mon Aug 17, 2015 12:35 pm

:)

Is this a Lost saga?

In my line of work?

Am I the man in the mirror?

Lost without a trace?


Few are those,

Feeding the fire,

The fire in your eyes,


You are my eternal dream,

And shine in the dark,

In September Eleven,

I will rise above it...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Tue Aug 18, 2015 3:45 am

:D

I'm really fat
My favorite porn is scat
And my dick is the size of a fruit bat
I also wear a cat as my top hat

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Tue Aug 18, 2015 11:24 am

:)

He was the fattest among cats,

And loved sus-trömming more than rats,

This made him as big as he could be,

And from that you must agree,

One trömming is more fattening than 9000 gnatgnats...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Thu Aug 20, 2015 2:09 am

Boobs on you tube
Balls and hairy pubes
Meat pot pie and vegetable stew
All these things and I've got no shoes
I saw hairy dicks and my wee wee grew

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Thu Aug 20, 2015 7:32 am

:(

He has the most evil thing you have seen,

It scares even ghosts on Halloween,

But since he is a gay gay,

He polishes it every day,

And on Mondays he paints it bright green...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Thu Aug 20, 2015 11:24 pm

There's a lot of cheese on my mind
To Sweden to find a man's behind
Transsexual pizza maker I am aligned
Men are easier to fuck when they're blind

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Fri Aug 21, 2015 8:32 am

:(

Overslept again.What a game!

No coffee. No nothing. No rhyme.

I have to hurry to find time,

And have even to skip my morning-vitamin-lime...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sat Aug 22, 2015 3:40 am

We're all farting

The smell is departing

Jerking, jerking, jerking

Absorbing the barking

Ruff, ruff, woof, woofing

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Sat Aug 22, 2015 11:05 am

:)

He was a thunderous fart,

That hoped he would live on his art,

He could sound like a trombone,

And with that could wake a stone,

If he got a little help with the start.


But he made a real bomkaboomboom,

When he made his way out in the room,

He was made of methane-gas,

And became an explosion in the ass,

Since that was his short life's doom...

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