Most nicest poster

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Who is the nicest poster (past/present) on Stratoforum?

Mormegil (He is fabulous <3)
3
3%
NeonVomit (Fine young man who keeps making interesting polls and not staring any troubles at all)
5
5%
browneyedgirl (This forum wouldn't be the same without her)
20
21%
miditek (The world IS about to be taken over by Communist Nazi Muslims)
9
10%
Ragehead91 (Where would we get our info of Masterplan if it wasn't for him. Blabbermouth? Bleh...)
4
4%
icecab21 (Notable contributor to this forum)
3
3%
RazielSR (Notable contributor to this forum)
5
5%
Irinia (Isn't she the first Norwegian user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
2
2%
rikkertje (Isn't she the first Dutch user we've ever had? I think that deserves a nomination)
4
4%
Morgana (The Eurasian Ministry of Racial and Gender Equality, which I didn't just make up, demands that I must include at least one ethnic Russian here. Also another notable contributor)
3
3%
hiro23 (A true gentleman, who never says a bad thing about anyone)
12
13%
StratoTimo (Has never made one post while being sober. An accomplisment we can all look up to.)
15
16%
Beast_Pete (true Stratoforum-veteran)
8
9%
Babylon (true Stratoforum-veteran)
1
1%
Stealth (true Stratoforum-veteran. Also because AWESOM-O was like, one of the funniest South Park episodes ever.)
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Total votes: 94

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sat Aug 22, 2015 10:19 pm

Sexo butt es mi favorito.

EDIT: Flavio was here but he got deleted already! :lol:
I dedicate this song to him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikJKSqnTylI

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Sun Aug 23, 2015 11:48 am

:ola: :ola:


Paenispage nr 95. yippppppiy... perv

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Mon Aug 24, 2015 6:07 am

EXCELLENT!

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Mon Aug 24, 2015 12:53 pm

:) :) :) :)

Dancing pageparty? Too soon? :? :?

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Mon Aug 24, 2015 6:17 pm

It's never too soon

To bark at the moon

While having sex with a baboon

Just don't get caught in a typhoon :wink:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Tue Aug 25, 2015 7:46 am

:)


There was a man in Rangoon,

He was a rich drugbaron,

But he lost his bad life,

To his greedy gangstawife,

She said "Haha, not a minute too soon...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Wed Aug 26, 2015 5:28 am

I have eaten all the potatoes

And made spaghetti sauce with tomatoes

Later on my ass exploded like a volcano

My shit was all colors of the rainbow

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Wed Aug 26, 2015 11:03 am

:) I say tomahto, you say tomato,

I say potahto, you say potato,

Potahto, tomato,tomahto, potato,

So let us call this poem off.


You can peel your tomato,

And I will boil my potahto,

Tomato, potahto, tomatho, potato,

There we have a nice soupstoff.

That we can salute with a big poffpoffpoff...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Wed Aug 26, 2015 11:27 pm

:)

My dick is stuck in a watermelon

And in my butt there is a lemon

Stuck in a fruit rebellion

The juices are burning like venom

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Fri Aug 28, 2015 12:27 pm

:)


There was the gay with a fruitdemon,

That had intercourse with a lemon,

But it made him so sour and grumpy,

And hurt his too little stumpy,

So he wished he could use a watermelon...

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sat Aug 29, 2015 3:08 am

:D
There was once a man who loved to puke

His name was little dick Luke

He wanted to nuke the gookes

Aiming his dick so he could shoot

All the women he did spook

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Sat Aug 29, 2015 11:00 am

:cry:

I once had a dear friend called Luke,

That had a sad habit to puke,

But he went too far,

And exploded like a neutron-star,

When he swallowed and puked a loaded mini-nuke...



:pissed4:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sun Aug 30, 2015 12:50 am

Our minds are so dirty

These boners are so sturdy

With my collection of Barbie

The blowjobs make me so thirsty

Tonight there will be a party

The only rules are no darkies

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Sun Aug 30, 2015 2:57 pm

:)

"No reason to get excited,"

The thief, he kindly spoke,

"There are many here among us,

Who feel that life is but a joke."


Dylan

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Nurmi » Sun Aug 30, 2015 11:01 pm

"There must be some way out of here"
Said the joker to the thief,
There is too much confusion,
I can't get no relief,

But you and I,we have been through that
And this is not our fate,
So let us not talk falsely,
The hour is getting late.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Mon Aug 31, 2015 10:53 am

:)

Still Dylan, but rehashed... :roll: :roll: :roll:


Businessmen, they drink my wine,

Plowmen dig my earth,

None of them along the line,

Know what any of it is worth,

All along the watchtower princes,

Kept the view,

While all the women, came and went.

Barefoot servants too,


Outside in the distance,

A wildcat did growl,

Two riders were approaching,

The wind began to howl.



Enough Dylan for now?

:wink:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Nurmi » Tue Sep 01, 2015 4:33 am

Can there be enough Dylan?

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Wed Sep 02, 2015 1:31 pm

:) Ok then...

It ain't no use in calling out my name,

Like you never done before,

And it ain't no use in calling out my name,

I can't hear you anymore.


I ain't saying that you treated me unkind,

You could have done better, but I don't mind

You just wasted my precious time,

But don't think twice, it's all right...



Allen Zimmerman

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:38 am

Bob Dylan was here.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Empathica1928 » Fri Sep 04, 2015 3:07 am

To answer the thread: it's me.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Fri Sep 04, 2015 3:49 am

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Sat Sep 05, 2015 2:57 pm

:D I know what you are thinking about every sixth second. :wink: perv

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Nurmi » Sun Sep 06, 2015 3:24 am

:(

The storms are raging on the rolling sea,
And on the highway of regrets,
The winds of change are blowing wild and free,
You ain't seen nothing like me yet.

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Motha-faka » Sun Sep 06, 2015 7:15 am

The life can be hard
is a bless learn to forgive
all this years that we past
trying to be a solid name in the life

fighting and fighting all the time
carring and jumping all the stones in the path
always looking for the correct people in the life

Today I go to the doctor
I did a mental test with a psichologist
and he told me "hey man" you are healthy
is a natural don or condition with you born

listening music into the music
listening choirs into the music
feel the feeling that others maybe can't
that maybe the world can't understand...

:) nice lirycs, maybe was good share it

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sun Sep 06, 2015 9:01 am

Fucking guys
Fucking dogs
Fucking ducks
Fucking lizards
Fucking hippos
Fucking zebras

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Sun Sep 06, 2015 9:36 am

:lol:


You have beaten your own record. :shock: Now under four seconds...

How can you concentrate on those leathery 80-movies?

Vojne, vojne... :roll: :roll:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Sun Sep 06, 2015 10:18 am

I think you would like this movie! Here, watch it right here if you have time :
http://thevideo.me/004zgkbjqnje :D

(I'm using adblock, but there are some popups you'll have to close out.)

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Sun Sep 06, 2015 10:57 am

:lol: :lol:

Oh I wish I had time. But I have to work all day and half the night. But thank you for the thought... :luv1:

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by fuck » Tue Sep 08, 2015 9:27 am

When you have time
Take part in a victimless crime
It only costs a dime
My butt is full of slime
Ran out of toilet paper, now I have to climb
While eating a lime
He looks like a mime
My balls chime

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Re: Most nicest poster

Post by Goal Stockhausen » Tue Sep 08, 2015 11:22 am

:shock: :shock: Vojne, vijne! How will this end? Now you are down at three seconds... :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


There was a guy that in time,

Stopped to intimate a lime,

Since it was too sour,

And only held one hour.

Which wasn't enough for his threesecondclaim...



:cry:

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