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He wants that pin...let him OUT... MOrrrmorrmorrr...




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Goal Stockhausen wrote: He wants that pin...let him OUT... MOrrrmorrmorrr...




Heyheyhey!!!!! Page 103...

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Meth lab explosion near my house!! Huge fire and there was no electricity for porno!! Lucky it was only 5 hours of darkness. Masturbation is now back in session. :bounce1: :bounce1: :jump:

Page 103? I'm waiting for page 169.

Don,t you exaggerate some activities? And need more power-failures? Not less! For your eye-sight's sake?



And why not a more moderate wish? 104 for example?

It's true, my eyes area a bit Fucked from being a computer addict. So, I've got prescription glasses. But now you can get corrective laser surgery for that too. I never exaggerate masturbation! oh well, 2 more cups of coffee and I will shit my pants. :bigok:

P.s.
I've got android and Amazon tablets I got to stare at when the power went off, and used the cellphones WiFi hotspot option. Internet to the rescue! My eyes will never rest!! :cyclop: :crazy1:

Your eyes, your eyes, your fucking eyes,

I don't want to generalize,

But from your physical exercise,

And from your pathetic microrise,

Your tries to have full size,

Eyes risk to pay a too big prize,

They can be myopic or see the world crosswise...

Huh!! I found Arnold laynes black twin!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=beH1YGh2exQ

Arnold, Leeds most intense baconracist, will probably be a little upset, when he hears about this black twin. And our mother, Blenda Layne! How could she hide this brother for us all.

And, and! If this guy is Arnold's twin, how many are we? Twins I mean?

Meanwhile, in Leeds.

A grumpy guy in Leeds,

Drinks more tea than he needs,

From El Salvador pee,

Of very strange quality,

Peed by goats that only eat weeds...

Boners here, boners there

I've also got semen in my hair

Gross shit, we declare

Seated on the toilet eating a pear

There is nude tyrannasaurus transexuals everywhere

RHYMESTEALTIME.


I can see it right from here,

That miniclutt up in your hair,

And I'm sure, that I can swear,

A sea-gull has been shitting there,

Since he want's your nomnompear,

He his birdrights will declare,

When he shits in your hair, so fair ...

Goal Stockhausen wrote:RHYMESTEALTIME.


I can see it right from here,

That miniclutt up in your hair,

And I'm sure, that I can swear,

A sea-gull has been shitting there,

Since he want's your nomnompear,

He his birdrights will declare,

When he shits in your hair, so fair ...

Let's get crazy

We are all lazy

Wake up and smell the daisies

Let's have babies

Sex without condoms, insanely

Let my Willy guide you to safety

I'm too lazy,

To find own rhymes on daisy,

And I'm not so crazy,

To try baby with insanely,

No, but I like condoms and safety...

Lube me up

Driving while peeing in a cup

Do that in public and you'll be on lockup

The stinky man drives a garbage truck

Go out to the bar and put on makeup

If I had a girlfriend I'd breakup

And buy a doll that is blowup

A sensitive gayguy throw-up,

When his boyfriend used too much make-up,

So he gave him a tough shake-up,

When he bought him a doll to blow-up,


But the boyfriend became so fucking fucked-up,

That he made an angry and fast break-up,

And the gayguy had to drink that bitter cup.

And summing it up, in a big bottom-up...

Not a gay man

But a horny straight man plan

To ravage women in Japan

Take off my clothes and flop out my can

And approximate my scrotum wingspan

Travel to Pakistan

To buy a frying pan

First he tried his luck in Taiwan,

Then he went over sea to Japan,

He wanted to be blown,

But the girl knocked him down,

With a heavy and evil frying Pan...


Good night...

Have you heard of the "call a random swede?" I'm going to do it and have phone sex with an elderly viking. :bigok: :viking:
http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/08/travel/sw ... er-launch/

I'm also going to keep calling people until they send me
surströmming.

Good luck with both the Swedesex and the trömming. Hope they don't smell the same...

Good night...

Good night?!?! The party is just getting started!! This is the site: http://theswedishnumber.com/

Do you think they would give me their best Swedish fish recipe?

Jaja! This I read on FB.


One of the new "randoms" that volunteered to the new Swedish silliness is (was ) an older lady, Sara. A good Swede, that loves her country and wanted to help, with the message about it's excellence. Full of expectations she answered her first call.

"Hi this is Sara in Sweden, speaking."

"Hi, this is Santos from South America. Are you married?"

"Yes, I am! And very happily!"

"And do you have a camera on your computer?"

"Sorry, we have no computer."

"No computer? But I wanna netfuck your husband. Do he like that?"

"What do you mean now?"

" Netfuck, netfuck. Do you live in the stone-age there in Sweden. Never heard of netfuck?"

" No, and here we are supposed to talk about my beautiful country."

"Mierda de perro."

The random good Swede disconnects...

How are you, dear friends ?

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I want to call up with a redneck southern accent and have a conversation. Tell them I like to drive trucks and shoot deer and drink beer. Tell them we're voting for Donald trump.

P.s.

Where is Arnold Layne?

Poor random Swedes... perv perv perv

I answered the phone, and gosh what a luck,

The guy, that called, was a brother Fuck,

He lived in Alabama and drove a truck,

And voted on Trump a politic-eunuch,


I told him about Swedes, so very schmuck,

But that some from "schnapps" got really dumbstruck,

And sus-trömming, he asked, is it really so yuck,

And I had to admit, it is worse than muck,


I loved to talk to that Alabamahuck,

And now I feel like a thunderstrucked duck...

Atlanta? Pennsylvania is where I'm from

Where small cocks bake in the sun

Amish people plague the fun

North Philadelphia is the slums

Scranton is where the office is based on

My land of small cocks has lots of guns

To protect them from Saatanas grandson



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But, but, I know were you live,( In Paenis jaja) but you wrote that you "should talk with a southern accent, with the Swedes." And the only southern place I thought would do was Atlanta...

More of a southern accent would be Alabama (where beg is from ) or Tennessee or texas. (Even though Texas isn't in the south, more like south west) There's different accents around the country but southern is the worst. Makes you sound like derrr derp derrrr. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kh4aDSJq-9U



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Great! We are the winners We are the best,

Page 104 let's make a fiest (a).

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Telescopes are gay
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