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Re: MICHAEL JACKSON DEAD?!?

Post by NeonVomit » Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:48 pm

Oh really? Brace yourself.


Q: What do Michael Jackson and the New York Mets have in common?
A: They're both walking around with one glove on their hand for no apparent reason whatsoever!!

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in !!

Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !!

Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!!

Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket?
A: His other hand !!

Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy !!

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!!

Q: Heard about Michael Jackson's new songs?
A: I'm forever blowing bubbles!

Q: Why does Michael Jackson arrange for private shopping?
A: So his guests won't be accompanied by guardians!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns!

Q:Why isn't all the controversy bothering Michael?
A:He doesn't mind reaching bottom.

Q:What's Michael's favorite Canadian TV show?
A:The Kids in the Hall.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!

Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's toaster?
A: The bread goes in brown, and comes out white.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

Q: What does Michael Jackson reminisce about when he gets nostalgic?
A: Blowing his first nose.

Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson?
A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt on
Pepsi!

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Michael said to Debbie one night, "I fancy some
entertainment, what shall we do?".
To which Debbie replied " I know we'll get a video".
Michael then said " Great, Ill get Aladdin".
Debbie said speedily "No Michael, You have been
in trouble for that before"

Q: What's black and comes in little white cans?
A: Michael Jackson

Q: What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
A: Michael Jackson.

Prince Michael Jackson, Jr. --- you know in a few years
they'll probably change his name to:
The Child Formerly Known as Michael Jackson's Baby

Q: What do Michael Jackson & Michael Jordan have in common?
A: They both play ball in the Minor League.

Q: What's the difference between them?
A: One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors.

Q: Why was Michael Jackson relieved of his Cub Scout Leader duties?
A: He was up to a pack a day.

Q: What does Michael have in common with NASA?
A: It's been 25 years since his first moon landing.

The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest.

Q: How do we know Michael Jackson is ready to release another album?
A: He has a lot of stuff in the can.

Q: Who will Michael record his next album with?
A: Les Brown.

Q: Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore?
A: He's tired of all the cracks.

Q: Did you know they're putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.

Q: What's the difference between Michael and a proctologist?
A: A proctologist doesn't pay for the assholes he's poked around in.

`Hear about the new "Michael Jackson" candy bar?
~It's made from white chocolate, and contains no nuts.

Michael Jackson and Woody Allen on "Child Psychology":
"Spare the rod, and spoil the child."

`What is Michael Jackson's Alma Matter?
~Bring-em Young.

`Did you hear about the duet by Michael Jackson and Elton John?
~It is titled "Don't let your son go down on me."

`What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson?
~Michael Jackson has had more noses.

`Why did Michael invite MacCauly Caulkin to the house?
~He's like the little boy he never had.

`Why does Michael really need to go to rehab?
~He's a crack addict.

`Did you know that Michael Jackson just turned 35?
~Yeah, but he still feels like a 13 year old.

`How did Michael get in trouble?
~He was feeling a little Randy.

`How is Michael dealing with his problems?
~He's holding his own.

`How are Michael's friends dealing with the problem?
~They're all standing behind him.

`How did Michael actually proposition the little boy?
~It was just a slip of the tongue.

`What's sex like for Michael?
~Child's Play.

`Hear about the new Michael Jackson doll?
~It comes in a little can.

`Why does Michael like children so much?
~He knows how they feel.

`How can you tell when Michael Jackson is giving a party?
~By all the Big Wheels in his driveway.

`What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Plastic bag?
~One is made out of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with
and one is used to carry groceries.

`Did you hear Michael Jackson was running a "blue-light" special
at a local K-Mart?
~Little boys' pants were half off!

`What makes Michael Jackson so unique?
~It's the little boy inside him.

`How does Michael like to party?
~He sips a couple of Tall Boys.

`What's Michael's favorite snack?
~Slim Jims.

`What's Michael's favorite fast food?
~Big Boys.

`What's the new movie about Michael Jackson called?
~"The Hand that Robs the Cradle."

McDonald's is bringing out a new burger ..."Micheal Jackson Burger"...
It has 35 yr old meat inside 5 yr old buns.

What are Michael Jackson's favorite sayings?
1) There's a sucker born every minute.
2) Kids do the darndest things.
3) Tricks are for kids.

`What's sex like for Michael?
~Like candy from a baby.

`What's Michael's favorite dish?
~Creamed shrimp.

`Why's Michael cutting down on public appearances?
~He wants to spend more time with the kids.

`How will they ensure that Michael gets a thorough body search?
~Hire a Catholic priest to do it.

`What will they call the upcoming movie about Michael Jackson?
~"The African Queen."

Michael Jackson and Pee Wee Herman are have come out with a
new video called... "I'll beat it for you."

`Why did Michael Jackson want to join the Branch Davidians?
~So he could be black again.

`How does Michael Jackson resemble the Cincinatti Reds?
~They're both whiter than they should be.

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a mail-order catalogue.

What is the title of Michael Jackson's New Book?
"Penetrating the Secrets of Children".

When Michael Jackson throws a party, what do his guests drive?
Tricycles.

Why did Michael Jackson rush to the discount store?

The ad said: "Boys' pants, half-off!"

Why is Mr. Potato Head jealous of Michael Jackson?
Michael Jackson has had more noses.

What time is bed time at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand is on the little hand.

What do Michael Jackson and a jockey both ride?
Three year olds.

What is the worst stain on a small boy's underwear?
Michael Jackson's rouge.

Why does Michael Jackson disappear for a couple hours after one of his little friends leaves?
It takes that long to get the bubble gum off his dick.

What did the male sunbather shout at Michael Jackson?
Get out of my son!

What is Michael Jackson’s ideal a perfect 10?
Two five year olds.

Why did Michael Jackson want his own boy?
The rent is $2,000,000 each.

What repulsive thing can be found in a baby diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.

What's black, has a strong odor, and comes in small cans?
Michael Jackson.

Why did Pepsi fire Michael Jackson?
He was seen with a little squirt in his mouth.

Why were Michael Jackson's pants so small?
They belonged to somebody else.

What caused Michael Jackson’s problem?
He felt little Randy.

Why does Michael Jackson relate so well to children?
He knows how they feel.

What did Michael Jackson exclaim when he say he returned from the health spa?
I feel like a new boy.

Where does Michael Jackson look for dates?
Boys 'R Us.

Why does Michael Jackson have a tough guy reputation?
He has licked every kid possible.

Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?
A: "Feel the World."

Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?
A: "Don't let your son go down on me."

Rumor has it that Michael Jackson is in Switzerland undergoing cosmetic surgery on his pecker.
Then the description the California Justice Dept got from the little boy won't fit anymore.
Another rumor has it that he's finally going all the way and changing gender entirely.

Michael Jackson first wanted to look like Diana Ross, then a white person, now he wants to be A ROMAN CATHOLIC PRIEST.

Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little Boy Blew.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson.

Q: What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?
A: "The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"

Q: What did Michael Jackson say when a boy in a car mooned him going down the road?
A: "I'll be there!"

If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long.

Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite gospel song?
A: "And then he touched me"

I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson's found a way to stymie that L.A. search warrant:
He's invited Lorena Bobbitt over.

Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
A: Several children have fingered him.

Q: How will MJ pay off his old boyfriends?
A: Liquefy some assets.

Q: Why doesn't Micheal have orgasms?
A: The big payoff comes a couple of months later.

Q: Why does Michael like children so much?
A: He knows how they feel.

Q: How did Michael get in trouble?
A: He was feeling a little Randy.

Q: How is Michael dealing with his problems?
A: He's holding his own.

Q: How are Michael's friends dealing with the problem?
A: They're all standing behind him.

Q: What psychological problem does Michael still suffer from?
A: Anal retention.

Q: How is Michael now?
A: Feeling a little crotchety.

Q: Why does Micheal Jackson like to lose foot races to little boys?
A: He likes to come in a little behind.

Q: What was the big break in the Micheal Jackson molestation case?
A: A doctor did a rectal exam of one of the boys bringing charges and found
... a white glove.

Q: What is the most difficult thing to get out of little boys underwear?
A: Michael Jackson's makeup!

Q: Why is Michael Jackson addicted to pain killers?
A: To stop him from going OW! OW! OW!

Q: How does Michael Jackson keep his youth?
A: Pizza and Nintendo.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: Where does Michael Jackson go to find a date?
A: Boys 'R Us.

Q: What does Michael call an orgy?
A: A fruit salad.

Q: What makes Michael Jackson so unique?
A: It's the little boy inside him.

Q: Did you know that Michael Jackson just turned 35?
A: Yeah, but he still feels like a 13 year old.

Q: What do Michael and Gaylord Perry have in common?
A: Both have held lots of wet balls in their hands.

Q: Who was the unmanned recon airplane the Predator named for?
A: Michael Jackson.

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Q: What's "black-white" and purple?
A: Michael Jackson's dick after a slumber party with a bunch of 6 year olds.

Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at the Jackson residence?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand...

Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite game to play at night?
A: Hide the pickle in the pajamas.

Q: What child's game does Michael NOT allow to be played at his Neverland ranch?
A: Got your nose! Put it back!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common?
A: They both like a little crack now and then.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson Check into the Betty Ford clinic?
A: To get over his 11 year crack habit.

Q: Why does Michael really need to go to rehab?
A: He's a crack addict.

Q: What did Michael Jackson say when he got back to Neverland Ranch from drug rehab?
A: You know, I feel like a new boy!

Q: Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore?
A: He's tired of all the cracks.

Q: What's the first problem the Michael's child will have in life?
A: Figuring out which parent is his mother.

Q: What happens when Michael talks about sex?
A: It's all very tongue in cheek.

Q: What's sex like for Michael?
A: Child's Play.

Q: What's the difference between a plastic grocery bag and Michael Jackson?
A: Well, one's an artificial piece of trash that can harm little children,
and the other is used to hold groceries.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?
A: A fridge doesn't toot after you take your meat out of it!

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a microwave?
A: A microwave won't brown your meat!

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A: Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a ghost?
A: One is completely white and has a scary face. The other is a supernatural being.

Q: What's the difference between Michael and Connie Chung?
A: Michael's been able to have kids.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Richard Nixon?
A: One was a consummate asshole, the other a consummated asshole.

Q: What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
A: Michael Jackson.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson arrange for private shopping?
A: So his guests won't be accompanied by guardians!

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing".

Q: What's Michael's favorite Canadian TV show?
A: The Kids in the Hall.

Q: What will they call Michael's new TV series?
A: Anus and Andy.

Q: Why has Michael been appearing on children's shows lately?
A: He has a lot to plug.

Q: Why was Michael Jackson late for the circus?
A: He couldn't get the stains out of his clown suit.

Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to begin training racehorses together?
A: Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the three-year-olds!

Q: What do second place race horses and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Willie Shoemaker have in common?
A: Both ride 4 year olds.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Mick Dittman?
A: Mick Dittman DOES have a license to ride 4 year olds.

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a racing jockey?
A: A jockey can mount three year olds legally.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and the PLO?
A: The PLO pulled out of Jordan.

Q: What do Micheal Jackson and Saddam Hussein have in common?
A: They both pulled out of Jordan.

Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson?
A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt on Pepsi!

Q: Have you heard about the foundation that Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor have started?
A: It's called the Ignited Negro College Fund.

Q: Why's Michael cutting down on public appearances?
A: He wants to spend more time with the kids.

Q: Who's happy when Michael Jackson gets a boy to stay over?
A: Bubbles.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A: He saw someone blowing bubbles and thought he'd join in.

Q: Heard about Michael Jackson's new songs?
A: I'm forever blowing bubbles!

Q: Why is Michael Jackson's album new entitled "Bad"?
A: Because he couldn't spell "Pathetic".

Q: Why was Michael Jackson grounded?
A: He was "Bad".

Q: What did Michael Jackson do when his hair caught on fire?
A: He "Beat-it!"

Q: How do we know Michael Jackson is ready to release another album?
A: He has a lot of stuff in the can.

Q: Who will Michael record his next album with?
A: Les Brown.

Q: Which chips does Michael Jackson like to munch on?
A: O'Boysies.

Q: Where does Michael Jackson write his songs for the kids?
A: In his tanning salon.

Q: How do you neuter Michael Jackson?
A: Give him spiked gloves and tell him to sing a song.

Q: What do any of the Mets have in common with Michael Jackson?
A: They all wear one glove for no apparent reason.

Q: Where is Michael Jackson's other glove?
A: In Brooke Shields' pants.

Q: What would you call Michael Jackson if he slept with another 20 or 30 young boys?
A: Monsigneur.

Q: How will they ensure that Michael gets a thorough body search?
A: Hire a Catholic priest to do it.

Q: What do Michael and Catholic school nuns have in common?
A: Both are a pain in the ass to kids.

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a proctologist?
A: A proctologist doesn't pay for the assholes he's poked around in.

Q: Why did Pepsi sign up Michael Jackson for their ads?
A: Because he likes the taste of a new generation.

Q: Why did Pepsi fire Michael Jackson?
A: Because he was caught sucking on a Squirt!!

Q: Why did Michael Jackson fail to renew his contract with Pepsi?
A: Because he found out that the main ingredient was Bubbles!

Q: Why did Michael Jackson put cheese on his willy?
A: Because kids will do anything for the taste of Dairy Lea!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and broccoli have in common?
A: Both are force fed to little boys.

Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson marrying Lisa-Marie Presley?
A: If Elvis were dead, he'd turn over in his grave.

Q: What did Elvis say after seeing Michael and Lisa Marie on television?
A: "Boy, that's a relief. I though she married a black guy!"

Q: What did Lisa Marie Presley say to Michael Jackson when he popped her
the question?
A: "Yes, I'll marry you. But promise me one thing... NO KIDS!"

Q: What was Michael Jackson thinking about on his wedding night?
A: Hmmm, now Lisa-Marie can give me a little boy of my own.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley?
A: About two dress sizes!!!

Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
A: Got two fives for a ten?

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

Q. What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
A. The Spice Girls!

Q. Why does Michael Jackson scream?
A. Because it hurts.

Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?
A: "Feel the World."

Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?
A: "Don't let your son go down on me."

Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little Boy Blew.

Q: What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?
A: "The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"

Q: What did Michael Jackson say when a boy in a car mooned him going down the road?
A: "I'll be there!"

Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite gospel song?
A: "And then he touched me"

Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit?
A: "SILLY Bobbit! Dicks are for KIDS!"

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Miss Bobbit have in common?
A: They both played with little wieners.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?
A: He ate a nine year old wiener!

Q: Why did Michael Jackson get kicked out of the school cafeteria?
A: Because he ate all the kids' wieners.

Q: What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
A: Foreplay.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
A: Both get turned on by kids!!!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Dr. Spock have in common?
A: They both know how to rear a child.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan have in common?
A: They both play ball in the Minor League.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan?
A: One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors.

Q: Why's Michael trying out for the NBA?
A: He's a crack shooter.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
A: One was the first man to walk on the moon, and the other f***s little boys.

Q: What does Michael have in common with NASA?
A: It's been 25 years since his first moon landing.

Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite holiday?
A: Christmas because he gives the well behaved kids a special gift...

Q: Where's Michael going on holiday?
A: He's off to Tampa with the kids.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Wal-mart have in common?
A: They both have small boys pants at half off!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Wal-mart have in common?
A: They both wait 3 months after the child is born to give piercings.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson go to K Mart?
A: He heard they had small boys pants half off.

Q: What does Michael Jackson think of when he sees a boy in a McDonald's suit?
A: A happy meal.

McDonald's is bringing out a new "Michael Jackson Burger"...
It has 35 year old meat inside 5 year old buns.

The new burger at McDonald's is called the McJackson.
It consists of matured beef between two fresh white buns.

Q: What do Michael's rear and an LA jail have in common?
A: Both hold the juice.

Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!

Q: Why does Michael Jackson want to move to Ohio?
A: He heard there's a Youngstown there.

Q: What's Micheal Jackson's Chinese name?
A: Melikeemyoung.

Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson was taken to the Emergency Room?
A: He was choking on a small bone!

Q: Did you hear about the new McDonalds McJackson sandwich?
A: It's a 35 year old slab of meat between two 12 year old buns.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns!

Q: How many times does 12 go into 35?
A: Ask Michael Jackson.

Q: What's 6 + 46 + 5?
A: A threesome with Michael Jackson.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year old boyfriends?
A: Because there are twenty of them!

Q: How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Michael Jackson only screws little boys!

Q: Why isn't all the controversy bothering Michael?
A: He doesn't mind reaching bottom.

Q: What's soft and brown and sometimes found in little boy's diapers?
A: Michael Jackson's hand!

Q: What's the worst stain to try and remove from little boy's underpants?
A: Michael Jackson's makeup.

Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket?
A: His other hand.

Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's toaster?
A: The bread goes in brown, and comes out white.

Q: Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet?
A: Emily Dick in son.

Q: Why did Michael invite Macaulay Culkin to the house?
A: He's like the little boy he never had.

Q: How did Michael actually proposition the little boy?
A: It was just a slip of the tongue.

Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!

Q: What did Michael Jackson yell when he fell off the boat?
A: Throw me the bouy!!

Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy!

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a Big Wheel parked outside his house!

Q: How can you tell when Michael Jackson is giving a party?
A: By all the Big Wheels in his driveway.

Q: How does Michael like to party?
A: He sips a couple of Tall Boys.

Q: What's Michael's favorite snack?
A: Slim Jims.

Q: What's Michael's favorite fast food?
A: Big Boys.

Q: What's Michael's favorite dish?
A: Creamed shrimp.

Q. Did you hear Michael Jackson is moving to PA... Guess which town? A. Dubois.

Q: Why is Michael so tough?
A: He can lick any kid on the block.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of the Boy Scouts?
A: He was up to two packs a day.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Rum have in common?
A: They both come in small tots.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?
A: They both come in tots.

Q: What does Michael hand round after dinner?
A: The under Eights.

Q: What does Michael Jackson give his guests after dinner?
A: Instead of after eight mints, he gives them under eight children.

Q: What's black and white and comes in little cans?
A: Michael Jackson.

Q: Hear about the new Michael Jackson doll?
A: It comes in a little can.

Q: Have you seen the new Michael Jackson candy bar?
A: It's white chocolate with no nuts.... (but kids like it)

Q: What's sex like for Michael?
A: Like taking candy from a baby.

Q: What is the worst thing about making love to Michael Jackson?
A: When the crib breaks.

Q: How do you find out Michael Jackson's sperm count?
A: Look it up in Webster's.

Q: Why is Michael Jackson opening a sperm bank?
A: He always has a shitload of semen.

Q: How do we know Michael Jackson isn't really a virgin?
A: He's got children out the ass.

Q: What did Michael Jackson say after he was interrupted during sex?
A: "Shit happens!"

Q: Why does Michael Jackson scream?
A: Because it hurts.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson scream when he touches his nuts?
A: He's sore from the kids last night,

Q: What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words?
A: Which one's mommy?

Q: Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby over a balcony?
A: Because he overheard his wife asking someone to drop the children off a few stories.



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Re: MICHAEL JACKSON DEAD?!?

Post by browneyedgirl » Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:19 pm

Those are two hours that you will never get back, Neon Vomit! :lol:

Oh, as to the allegations about MJ being a pedophile, who knows? Maybe he was just one of those weird people who are childish emotionally and feel more at ease around kids? Weird, childish, and strange, Yes! But is there PROOF he was a perv?

Another thing: what about all these musicians who love the company(and even FUCK)young, underage minor teen girls? I guess that is perfectly OK, right? :x Oh, what goddamn hypocrites the human race is! And anyone who has any sense knows such as that goes on, so GROW the fuck UP! :x

I have to wonder that if MJ were chasing 16-year-old girls around, knocking them up, and inviting them backstage(etc) would anyone had given a Fuck? I think all us hypocrites know the answer...... ;)

The point is, people and their hypocrisy probably rushed MJ to his grave by their gossip, and accusations. If it was true, MJ will have plenty of time to face God for his "crimes", if the accusations were not true then the paying for the hypocrisy and accusations rightfully falls on our head!

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Re: MICHAEL JACKSON DEAD?!?

Post by Ragehead91 » Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:42 pm

browneyedgirl wrote: Oh, as to the allegations about MJ being a pedophile, who knows? Maybe he was just one of those weird people who are childish emotionally and feel more at ease around kids? Weird, childish, and strange, Yes!
This is EXACTLY what he was according to all his friends and family.

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Re: MICHAEL JACKSON DEAD?!?

Post by NeonVomit » Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:46 pm

Not many musicians build ranches specifically designed for 16 year old girls ;)

Again, MJ was a decent target for cheap laughs, because he was so bizzare that he made everyone else feel normal. For sure, he was a pretty messed up guy, and I think this is a good portrait as to why:
'I'm better off dead. I'm done': How Michael Jackson predicted his death six months ago

Whatever the final autopsy results reveal, it was greed that killed Michael Jackson. Had he not been driven – by a cabal of bankers, agents, doctors and advisers – to commit to the gruelling 50 concerts in London’s O2 Arena, I believe he would still be alive today.

During the last weeks and months of his life, Jackson made desperate attempts to prepare for the concert series scheduled for next month – a series that would have earned millions for the singer and his entourage, but which he could never have completed, not mentally, and not physically.

Michael knew it and his advisers knew it. Anyone who caught even a fleeting glimpse of the frail old man hiding beneath the costumes and cosmetics would have understood that the London tour was madness. For Michael Jackson, it was fatal.

I had more than a glimpse of the real Michael; as an award-winning freelance journalist and film-maker, I spent more than five years inside his ‘camp’.

Many in his entourage spoke frankly to me – and that made it possible for me to write authoritatively last December that Michael had six months to live, a claim that, at the time, his official spokesman, Dr Tohme Tohme, called a ‘complete fabrication’. The singer, he told the world, was in ‘fine health’. Six months and one day later, Jackson was dead.

Some liked to snigger at his public image, and it is true that flamboyant clothes and bizarre make-up made for a comic grotesque; yet without them, his appearance was distressing; with skin blemishes, thinning hair and discoloured fingernails.

I had established beyond doubt, for example, that Jackson relied on an extensive collection of wigs to hide his greying hair. Shorn of their luxuriance, the Peter Pan of Neverland cut a skeletal figure.

It was clear that he was in no condition to do a single concert, let alone 50. He could no longer sing, for a start. On some days he could barely talk. He could no longer dance. Disaster was looming in London and, in the opinion of his closest confidantes, he was feeling suicidal.

To understand why a singer of Jackson’s fragility would even think about travelling to London, we need to go back to June 13, 2005, when my involvement in his story began.

As a breaking news alert flashed on CNN announcing that the jury had reached a verdict in Jackson’s trial for allegedly molesting 13-year-old Gavin Arvizo at his Neverland Ranch in California, I knew that history had been made but that Michael Jackson had been broken – irrevocably so, as it proved.

Nor was it the first time that Michael had been accused of impropriety with young boys. Little more than a decade earlier, another 13-year-old, Jordan Chandler, made similar accusations in a case that was eventually settled before trial – but not before the damage had been done to Jackson’s reputation.

Michael had not helped his case. Appearing in a documentary with British broadcaster Martin Bashir, he not only admitted that he liked to share a bed with teenagers, mainly boys, in pyjamas, but showed no sign of understanding why anyone might be legitimately concerned.

I had started my investigation convinced that Jackson was guilty. By the end, I no longer believed that.

I could not find a single shred of evidence suggesting that Jackson had molested a child. But I found significant evidence demonstrating that most, if not all, of his accusers lacked credibility and were motivated primarily by money.

Jackson also deserved much of the blame, of course. Continuing to share a bed with children even after the suspicions surfaced bordered on criminal stupidity.

He was also playing a truly dangerous game. It is clear to me that Michael was homosexual and that his taste was for young men, albeit not as young as Jordan Chandler or Gavin Arvizo.

In the course of my investigations, I spoke to two of his gay lovers, one a Hollywood waiter, the other an aspiring actor. The waiter had remained friends, perhaps more, with the singer until his death last week. He had served Jackson at a restaurant, Jackson made his interest plain and the two slept together the following night. According to the waiter, Jackson fell in love.

The actor, who has been given solid but uninspiring film parts, saw Jackson in the middle of 2007. He told me they had spent nearly every night together during their affair – an easy claim to make, you might think. But this lover produced corroboration in the form of photographs of the two of them together, and a witness.

Other witnesses speak of strings of young men visiting his house at all hours, even in the period of his decline. Some stayed overnight.

When Jackson lived in Las Vegas, one of his closest aides told how he would sneak off to a ‘grungy, rat-infested’ motel – often dressed as a woman to disguise his identity – to meet a male construction worker he had fallen in love with.

Jackson was acquitted in the Arvizo case, dramatically so, but the effect on his mental state was ruinous. Sources close to him suggest he was close to complete nervous breakdown.

The ordeal had left him physically shattered, too. One of my sources suggested that he might already have had a genetic condition I had never previously come across, called Alpha-1 antitrypsin deficiency – the lack of a protein that can help protect the lungs.

Although up to 100,000 Americans are severely affected by it, it is an under-recognised condition. Michael was receiving regular injections of Alpha-1 antitrypsin derived from human plasma. The treatment is said to be remarkably effective and can enable the sufferer to lead a normal life.

But the disease can cause respiratory problems and, in severe cases, emphysema. Could this be why Jackson had for years been wearing a surgical mask in public, to protect his lungs from the ravages of the disease? Or why, from time to time, he resorted to a wheelchair? When I returned to my source inside the Jackson camp for confirmation, he said: ‘Yeah, that’s what he’s got. He’s in bad shape. They’re worried that he might need a lung transplant but he may be too weak.

‘Some days he can hardly see and he’s having a lot of trouble walking.’

Even Michael Jackson’s legendary wealth was in sharp decline. Just a few days before he announced his 50-concert comeback at the O2 Arena, one of my sources told me Jackson had been offered £1.8million to perform at a party for a Russian billionaire on the Black Sea.

‘Is he up to it?’ I had asked.

‘He has no choice. He needs the money. His people are pushing him hard,’ said the source.

Could he even stand on a stage for an hour concert?

‘He can stand. The treatments have been successful. He can even dance once he gets in better shape. He just can’t sing,’ said the aide, adding that Jackson would have to lip-synch to get through the performance. ‘Nobody will care, as long as he shows up and moonwalks.’

He also revealed Jackson had been offered well over £60million to play Las Vegas for six months. ‘He said no, but his people are trying to force it on him. He’s that close to losing everything,’ said the source.

Indeed, by all accounts Jackson’s finances were in a shambles. The Arvizo trial itself was a relative bargain, costing a little more than £18million in legal bills.

But the damage to his career, already in trouble before the charges, was incalculable. After the Arvizo trial, a Bahraini sheikh allowed Jackson to stay in his palace, underwriting his lavish lifestyle. But a few years later, the prince sued his former guest, demanding repayment for his hospitality. Jackson claimed he thought it had been a gift.

Roger Friedman, a TV journalist, said: ‘For one year, the prince underwrote Jackson’s life in Bahrain – everything including accommodation, guests, security and transportation. And what did Jackson do? He left for Japan and then Ireland. He took the money and moonwalked right out the door. This is the real Michael Jackson. He has never returned a phone call from the prince since he left Bahrain.’

Although Jackson settled with the sheikh on the eve of the trial that would have aired his financial dirty laundry, the settlement only put him that much deeper into the hole. A hole that kept getting bigger, but that was guaranteed by Jackson’s half ownership of the copyrights to The Beatles catalogue. He owned them in a joint venture with record company Sony, which have kept him from bankruptcy.

‘Jackson is in hock to Sony for hundreds of millions,’ a source told me a couple of months ago. ‘No bank will give him any money so Sony have been paying his bills.

‘The trouble is that he hasn’t been meeting his obligations. Sony have been in a position for more than a year where it can repossess Michael’s share of the [Beatles] catalogue. That’s always been Sony’s dream scenario, full ownership.

‘But they don’t want to do it as they’re afraid of a backlash from his fans. Their nightmare is an organised 'boycott Sony' movement worldwide, which could prove hugely costly. It is the only thing standing between Michael and bankruptcy.’

The source aid at the time that the scheduled London concerts wouldn’t clear Jackson’s debts – estimated at almost £242million – but they would allow him to get them under control and get him out of default with Sony.

According to two sources in Jackson’s camp, the singer put in place a contingency plan to ensure his children would be well taken care of in the event of bankruptcy.

‘He has as many as 200 unpublished songs that he is planning to leave behind for his children when he dies. They can’t be touched by the creditors, but they could be worth as much as £60million that will ensure his kids a comfortable existence no matter what happens,’ one of his collaborators revealed.

But for the circle of handlers who surrounded Jackson during his final years, their golden goose could not be allowed to run dry. Bankruptcy was not an option.

These, after all, were not the handlers who had seen him through the aftermath of the Arvizo trial and who had been protecting his fragile emotional health to the best of their ability. They were gone, and a new set of advisers was in place.

The clearout had apparently been engineered by his children’s nanny, Grace Rwaramba, who was gaining considerable influence over Jackson and his affairs and has been described as the ‘queen bee’ by those around Jackson.

Rwaramba had ties to the black militant organisation, the Nation of Islam, and its controversial leader, Louis Farrakhan, whom she enlisted for help in running Jackson’s affairs.

Before long, the Nation was supplying Jackson’s security detail and Farrakhan’s son-in-law, Leonard Muhammad, was appointed as Jackson’s business manager, though his role has lessened significantly in recent years.

In late 2008, a shadowy figure who called himself Dr Tohme Tohme suddenly emerged as Jackson’s ‘official spokesman’.

Tohme has been alternately described as a Saudi Arabian billionaire and an orthopaedic surgeon, but he is actually a Lebanese businessman who does not have a medical licence. At one point, Tohme claimed he was an ambassador at large for Senegal, but the Senegalese embassy said they had never heard of him.

Tohme’s own ties to the Nation of Islam came to light in March 2009, when New York auctioneer Darren Julien was conducting an auction of Michael Jackson memorabilia.

Julien filed an affidavit in Los Angeles Superior Court that month in which he described a meeting he had with Tohme’s business partner, James R. Weller. According to Julien’s account, ‘Weller said if we refused to postpone [the auction], we would be in danger from 'Farrakhan and the Nation of Islam; those people are very protective of Michael'.

He told us that Dr Tohme and Michael Jackson wanted to give the message to us that 'our lives are at stake and there will be bloodshed'.’

A month after these alleged threats, Tohme accompanied Jackson to a meeting at a Las Vegas hotel with Randy Phillips, chief executive of the AEG Group, to finalise plans for Jackson’s return to the concert stage.

Jackson’s handlers had twice before said no to Phillips. This time, with Tohme acting as his confidant, Jackson left the room agreeing to perform ten concerts at the O2.

Before long, however, ten concerts had turned into 50 and the potential revenues had skyrocketed. ‘The vultures who were pulling his strings somehow managed to put this concert extravaganza together behind his back, then presented it to him as a fait accompli,’ said one aide.

‘The money was just unbelievable and all his financial people were telling him he was facing bankruptcy. But Michael still resisted. He didn’t think he could pull it off.’

Eventually, they wore him down, the aide explained, but not with the money argument.

‘They told him that this would be the greatest comeback the world had ever known. That’s what convinced him. He thought if he could emerge triumphantly from the success of these concerts, he could be the King again.’

The financial details of the O2 concerts are still murky, though various sources have revealed that Jackson was paid as much as £10million in advance, most of which went to the middlemen. But Jackson could have received as much as £100million had the concerts gone ahead.

It is worth noting that the O2 Arena has the most sophisticated lip synching technology in the world – a particular attraction for a singer who can no longer sing. Had, by some miracle, the concerts gone ahead, Jackson’s personal contribution could have been limited to just 13 minutes for each performance. The rest was to have been choreography and lights.

‘We knew it was a disaster waiting to happen,’ said one aide. ‘I don’t think anybody predicted it would actually kill him but nobody believed he would end up performing.’

Their doubts were underscored when Jackson collapsed during only his second rehearsal.

‘Collapse might be overstating it,’ said the aide. ‘He needed medical attention and couldn’t go on. I’m not sure what caused it.’

Meanwhile, everybody around him noticed that Jackson had lost an astonishing amount of weight in recent months. His medical team even believed he was anorexic.

‘He goes days at a time hardly eating a thing and at one point his doctor was asking people if he had been throwing up after meals,’ one staff member told me in May.

‘He suspected bulimia but when we said he hardly eats any meals, the doc thought it was probably anorexia. He seemed alarmed and at one point said, 'People die from that all the time. You’ve got to get him to eat.'’

Indeed, one known consequence of anorexia is cardiac arrest.

After spotting him leave one rehearsal, Fox News reported that ‘Michael Jackson’s skeletal physique is so bad that he might not be able to moonwalk any more’.

On May 20 this year, AEG suddenly announced that the first London shows had been delayed for five days while the remainder had been pushed back until March 2010. At the time, they denied that the postponements were health-related, explaining that they needed more time to mount the technically complex production, though scepticism immediately erupted. It was well placed.

Behind the scenes, Jackson was in rapid decline. According to a member of his staff, he was ‘terrified’ at the prospect of the London concerts.

‘He wasn’t eating, he wasn’t sleeping and, when he did sleep, he had nightmares that he was going to be murdered. He was deeply worried that he was going to disappoint his fans. He even said something that made me briefly think he was suicidal. He said he thought he’d die before doing the London concerts.

‘He said he was worried that he was going to end up like Elvis. He was always comparing himself to Elvis, but there was something in his tone that made me think that he wanted to die, he was tired of life. He gave up. His voice and dance moves weren’t there any more. I think maybe he wanted to die rather than embarrass himself on stage.’

The most obvious comparison between the King of Pop and the King of Rock ’n’ Roll was their prescription drug habits, which in Jackson’s case had significantly intensified in his final months.

‘He is surrounded by enablers,’ said one aide. ‘We should be stopping him before he kills himself, but we just sit by and watch him medicate himself into oblivion.’

Jackson could count on an array of doctors to write him prescriptions without asking too many questions if he complained of ‘pain’. He was particularly fond of OxyContin, nicknamed ‘Hillbilly heroin’, which gave an instant high, although he did not take it on a daily basis.

According to the aide, painkillers are not the only drugs Jackson took.

‘He pops Demerol and morphine, sure, apparently going back to the time in 1984 when he burned himself during the Pepsi commercial, but there’s also some kind of psychiatric medication. One of his brothers once told me he was diagnosed with schizophrenia when he was younger, so it may be to treat that.’

His aides weren’t the only ones who recognised that a 50-concert run was foolhardy. In May, Jackson himself reportedly addressed fans as he left his Burbank rehearsal studio.

‘Thank you for your love and support,’ he told them. ‘I want you guys to know I love you very much.

'I don’t know how I’m going to do 50 shows. I’m not a big eater. I need to put some weight on. I’m really angry with them booking me up to do 50 shows. I only wanted to do ten.’

One of his former employees was particularly struck by Jackson’s wording that day. ‘The way he was talking, it’s like he’s not in control over his own life any more,’ she told me earlier this month. ‘It sounds like somebody else is pulling his strings and telling him what to do. Someone wants him dead.

'They keep feeding him pills like candy. They are trying to push him over the edge. He needs serious help. The people around him will kill him.’

As the London concerts approached, something was clearly wrong. Jackson had vowed to travel to England at least eight weeks before his first shows, but he kept putting it off.

‘To be honest, I never thought Michael would set foot on a concert stage ever again,’ said one aide, choking back tears on the evening of his death.

‘This was not only predictable, this was inevitable.’

On June 21, Jackson told my contact that he wanted to die. He said that he didn’t have what it would take to perform any more because he had lost his voice and dance moves.

‘It’s not working out,’ Jackson said. ‘I’m better off dead. I don’t have anywhere left to turn. I’m done.’

Michael’s closest confidante told me just two hours after he died that ‘Michael was tired of living. He was a complete wreck for years and now he can finally be in a better place. People around him fed him drugs to keep him on their side. They should be held accountable.’

Michael Jackson was undoubtedly a deeply troubled and lonely man. Throughout my investigation, I was torn between compassion and anger, sorrow and empathy.

Even his legacy is problematic. As I have already revealed, he has bequeathed up to 200 original songs to his three children, Prince Michael, aged 12, Paris Katherine, 11, and Prince Michael II (also known as Blanket), seven. It is a wonderful gift.

Yet I can reveal that his will, not as yet made public, demands that the three of them remain with Jackson’s 79-year-old mother Katherine in California. It promises an ugly row.

Ex-wife Deborah Rowe, the mother of the eldest two, has already made it clear to her legal team that she wants her children in her custody, immediately.

The mother of the third child has never been identified. I fully expect that it will emerge that the children had a ‘test tube’ conception, a claim already made by Deborah Rowe.

Michael Jackson may very well have been the most talented performer of his generation, but for 15 years that fact has been lost to a generation who may remember him only as a grotesque caricature who liked to share his bed with little boys. Now that he’s gone, maybe it’s time to shelve the suspicions and appreciate the music.
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Post by Ragehead91 » Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:49 pm

Well, I can't say I'm too fond of the Michael Jackson jokes in here and I find them to be a little disrespective but at least you're honest and you don't pretend to like him all of a sudden just because he is dead.

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Post by NeonVomit » Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:10 pm

Ragehead91 wrote:Well, I can't say I'm too fond of the Michael Jackson jokes in here and I find them to be a little disrespective but at least you're honest and you don't pretend to like him all of a sudden just because he is dead.
Him, no. He was creepy and messed up. Not all of it was his own fault, of course.

But the people are always less important than the music, for me.

I mean, how can ANYONE not like tunes like these?
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Post by Ragehead91 » Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:12 pm

I like it. A classic and one of my favourite Jackson songs.

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Post by NeonVomit » Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:22 pm

Was he a child molestor though? The evidence is there, but I can also believe he wasn't, and that he honestly didn't think what he was doing (sharing a bed with kids) was inappropriate or wrong.

Children do not have a sense of right or wrong. They need to be taught these things (the child soldiers of the Congo wars prove my point). MJ was never taught these things. He was never really educated or given any real adult responsibilities, from the age of 5 onwards he had people controlling his every move; managers, agents, handlers. How could anyone develop like that?

So of course he was going to end up quite loopy.

At the other end of the spectrum though, I believe everyone is responsible for their own actions (apart from those who have enough mental difficulties to be deemed unable to be) and while he may have been a quiet, introverted character when not on stage, sometimes you just do wonder if he wasn't responsible for bringing these things upon himself.
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Post by Ragehead91 » Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:28 pm

Well, he sharing a bed with children:
apprehensive: yes
abusive: I don't think so.

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Post by NeonVomit » Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:30 pm

Plenty of things are creepy and just 'wrong' but not technically illegal. I put that sort of thing into this category.

I do feel sorry for his plight, but then I heard that because he was about 90% plastic, his body is going to be melted down and made into Lego bricks for kids to play with him for a change.
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Post by browneyedgirl » Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:38 pm

NeonVomit wrote:Not many musicians build ranches specifically designed for 16 year old girls ;)
They do not have to. Musicians who are into that sort of jailbait thing get enough underage poontang during their many shows and tours. Money talks. ;)

Anyway, I think now that MJ has passed on there will be an "Elvis Presley syndrome" where MJ will be more popular dead than when he was alive.
For example, Saturday my son went to Wal-Mart hoping to buy a MJ album in memory of the pop star. Well, guess what? The store was actually sold out of all MJ albums! The clerk said that Friday it was like a madhouse, copies of MJs CDs were flying off the shelves like hotcakes. They had to reorder and it would be a few days before the CDs would come in.
But, I think this is normal. It appened with Elvis, John Lennon, and every star who dies unexpectedly, and young.
Its just really sad.

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Post by JensJohansson » Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:56 pm

Tero-75 wrote:This goes a bit offtopic, but I heard a rumour years ago, that Michael Jackson had asked Jens to join his band? And Jens had answered: Thank's for offer but not my kind of music. Does anyone know if there's any truth in this? Jens?
Not true at all!!

There was some loose talk from Yngwie's manager (Andy, who I mentioned in another post here recently) at some time about doing something with one of the other Jackson brothers. This would have been in the 80s some time. All of the 80s are hazy.

Maybe it was Jermaine but I can't really remember. Some kind of strange deal or other which never materialized, I forget what the issue was...

Regarding MJ himself, I think he was a fantastic artist, sad story and seems to have been a strange person, I'm not gonna make any jokes about him myself any more, but I'm not gonna be humor police here either. :)

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Post by OceanSoul » Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:26 am

oh, michael jackson did not die, he BROKE !!! :lol:

now, seriously, i loved him as an artist, he was what was elvis for rock n roll..
jackson contributed a lot in the global musical industry, he was the very start of what they call 'pop' and introduced the dance show in a musical performance. i loved the guy a lot the last years.
anyways i think he's gone too far with the plastic surgeons and stuff, he was such a cute face in the "can't stop till you get enough" video :roll:
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Rest in Peace, Mr. Jackson!

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Post by Polaris » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:11 am

I could not believed when I saw the news that day, was very sad, I know he became a freak person with so much plastic in his face, but I used to like his music, principally in the 80's!
I went to his show in 1993 here in Sao Paulo on Morumbi stadium & I never saw a show so full, FULL of people like that, was really a great show!

For some fans are so unreal that MJ died that they're saying he's still alive & all this is marketing for his future coming tour "This is it" :shock: :?

Well let MJ rest in peace!

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Post by icecab21 » Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:14 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=101iXwPTNE0

It’s the songs like this where his music is really touching for me. He has a good selection of songs that I think were about extremely important issues and are full of heart

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Post by Ragehead91 » Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:44 am

My Favurite Songs are "Beat It", "Smooth Criminal" and "They don't really care about us".

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Post by fernandotcl » Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:22 am

Beat It is a really nice song, I must admit. Heck, MJ could be a very good power metal singer! :lol:

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Post by sanichi » Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:51 pm

Ragehead91 wrote:My Favurite Songs are "Beat It", "Smooth Criminal" and "They don't really care about us".
They're actually really good ones, but I especially like "Thriller", the video is amazing.
And I gotta agree with OceanSoul, he was such a cutie when he still was black and hadn't mutilated his face with all that surgery, he looked like made of plastic in the end... :( All in all, I really feel compassion and pity for this man, he really was a victim of his pushy father and the pressure of his public image.

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Post by Morgana » Tue Jul 07, 2009 9:17 pm

Tell me guys - is it normal to show Jackson's bury in live broadcast? To raffle off the tickets to his bury? Is it a nice interesting show or what? Or maybe I don't understand something? :roll: :?: This world became mad or what? :? :roll:

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Post by Ragehead91 » Tue Jul 07, 2009 9:21 pm

Watch the show. I'm currently watching the memorial ceremony and it is very nice.

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Post by NeverendingAbyss » Tue Jul 07, 2009 9:21 pm

I am very disappointed at the world, giving so much glory to a dead man...
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?!

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Post by Morgana » Tue Jul 07, 2009 9:27 pm

Ragehead91 wrote:Watch the show. I'm currently watching the memorial ceremony and it is very nice.
I think it's similar to dancing on the grave and earning money. As we say in Russia: "We buried the mother-in-low and broke three button accordions". It's blasphemous. There was no need to put the coffin on the stage. They could make the concers after bury.

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Post by Ragehead91 » Tue Jul 07, 2009 9:35 pm

I don't see what is wrong with it. They didn't sell the tickets, they raffled them. It is not like ppl payed for those cards exept the idiots who bought them at the Black Market. This is the way that Michael Jackson would've wanted it that way and I see no problem with them paying the last respect to Michael that way.

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Post by sanichi » Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:19 pm

Well, we can't possibly know if Michael actually wanted it to be like that, however, I don't really see anything bad about a public and live broadcasted memorial ceremony. MJ was one of the most popular celebreties of our time after all and it's therefore natural that his fans also wanted to take leave of their idol.

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Re: MICHAEL JACKSON DEAD?!?

Post by Morgana » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:38 pm

sanichi wrote: I don't really see anything bad about a public and live broadcasted memorial ceremony.
me neither. But bringing the grave to the stage - it's ... I even don't know what is it. :?

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Re: MICHAEL JACKSON DEAD?!?

Post by Ragehead91 » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:46 pm

Morgana wrote:
sanichi wrote: I don't really see anything bad about a public and live broadcasted memorial ceremony.
me neither. But bringing the grave to the stage - it's ... I even don't know what is it. :?
Are you kidding me? What is wrong with having the cascet there? I think they did the same when James Brown died IIRC.

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Re: MICHAEL JACKSON DEAD?!?

Post by Morgana » Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:35 pm

Ragehead91 wrote:Are you kidding me? What is wrong with having the cascet there? I think they did the same when James Brown died IIRC.
It's not accepted in Russia - to sing songs when the corpse is right here. Maybe somewhere in the world it is. It's kinda strange...

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Re: MICHAEL JACKSON DEAD?!?

Post by Ragehead91 » Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:38 pm

For you maybe. Most of us here don't seem to have a problem with it.

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