The Rikkertje Mystery

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The Rikkertje Mystery

Post by rikkertje » Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:04 pm

Ragehead91 wrote:The Rikkertje Mystery! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:shock: I have been on holiday to Greece for 2 weeks and now I'm back and the first thing I read here is "The Rikkertje Mystery"!!! :lol:

Well I'm a he. The name is Rik. And indeed when you ckeck my profile website you see a pic of me. :)

It's nice to know that even when I was gone people still thought about me! :lol:

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Re: The Rikkertje Mystery

Post by Ragehead91 » Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:25 pm

Yeah. Didn't you see it? The Rikkertje Mystery was spread all over the news all around the world!

Barack Obama:
Can We find out what Rikkertje's gender is? I'm afraid we can't...
George W. Bush
What? Neverlands? Wasn't that were Peter Pan live? What? It is netherlands? Can we invade them?
Ultimate Warrior
WHEN THE MOON RISES ABOVE THE SUN AND THE BLACK DOOM GALAXY COLIDES WITH THE GOLDEN ROCK, THEN THE GENDER OF RIKKERTJE WILL BE REVEALED BY THE POWER OF THE WARRIAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Ozzy Osbourne
Ri..Ri...Rik...Rikk..Fuck...Rik-fuck...Fuck this fuck! Shaaaaaaaaaaaarooooooooon?!?
Timo Tolkki
This person is pissing on my art with not revealing his gender! This is really disgusting!

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Re: The Rikkertje Mystery

Post by rikkertje » Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:37 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: The Rikkertje Mystery

Post by Irinia » Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:42 pm

You're famous :D

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Re: The Rikkertje Mystery

Post by Ragehead91 » Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:43 pm

You have to hold a big press conference!

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Re: The Rikkertje Mystery

Post by rikkertje » Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:45 pm

I did a big interview! It will be broadcasted at every national news channel tomorrow night at 20:00 Amsterdam Time. :)

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Re: The Rikkertje Mystery

Post by Ragehead91 » Sat Jun 27, 2009 2:45 pm

rikkertje wrote:I did a big interview! It will be broadcasted at every national news channel tomorrow night at 20:00 Amsterdam Time. :)
I'll defenitly watch it! I think it will get higher ratings than all those pretending Michael Jackson hypocrites.

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Re: The Rikkertje Mystery

Post by browneyedgirl » Sat Jun 27, 2009 8:03 pm

Welcome back, rik!!! :)

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Re: The Rikkertje Mystery

Post by hiro23 » Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:56 pm

It's good to have you back rik, the music discussions just weren't the same without you.
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Re: The Rikkertje Mystery

Post by rikkertje » Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:56 pm

browneyedgirl wrote:Welcome back, rik!!! :)
Thanks BEG! :)

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Re: The Rikkertje Mystery

Post by rikkertje » Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:58 pm

hiro23 wrote:It's good to have you back rik, the music discussions just weren't the same without you.
Haha, thanks!

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Re: The Rikkertje Mystery

Post by Ragehead91 » Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:34 am

I can't wait for the press conference tonight. I've heard that the president of the USA and the Pope will be there? :lol:

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Re: The Rikkertje Mystery

Post by rikkertje » Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:04 am

Yes that's true! I will reveal my deepest and darkest secrets tonight. There will be no mystery around me no more! :lol:

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Re: The Rikkertje Mystery

Post by sanichi » Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:09 am

Is it tonight?! Or did I already miss it?! :shock: :lol:

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Re: The Rikkertje Mystery

Post by rikkertje » Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:13 am

Yes! It's tonight at 20:00 Amsterdam time. On every national news channel! :wink: :P

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Re: The Rikkertje Mystery

Post by hiro23 » Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:22 pm

Sweet, you'll have to tell us all about it :D
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Re: The Rikkertje Mystery

Post by rikkertje » Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:27 pm

Sorry! The authorities have decided that the press conference cannot be broadcasted! I will write the story about my gender on this forum in a few days. So check this thread once in a while! :lol:

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Re: The Rikkertje Mystery

Post by hiro23 » Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:37 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Rikkertje Mystery

Post by Ragehead91 » Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:02 pm

I still want to know more about the exchangable Vagina of yours...

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Re: The Rikkertje Mystery

Post by rikkertje » Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:34 am

Ragehead91 wrote:I still want to know more about the exchangable Vagina of yours...
Everything will be revealed in my soon to come story. At the moment I am in the proces of finding the right words to tell it. I think it take a few more days. :P

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Re: The Rikkertje Mystery

Post by Ragehead91 » Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:38 am

Nice to hear! I'm looking forward to your story!

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Re: The Rikkertje Mystery

Post by hiro23 » Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:15 am

Sweet, you need to negotiate right for the movie
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Re: The Rikkertje Mystery

Post by rikkertje » Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:13 am

Okay, here's my story. It can be shocking! :P

I was born 19 years ago in the horrible town Enschede in The Netherlands. When I came out of the womb, the doctors were in complete shock. That was because there was a round hole in the place where my genitals should be. Inside the hole, the doctor could see a screw-pattern. So it was obvious that something had to be screwed in.

Then my mother gave a loud scream and the doctor rushed towards her. There he saw that my mother gave birth to two more things: a penis and a vagina, both with a screw in the end. The doctor realized that my parents could choose my gender, and so they chose the penis. My mother decided to take the vagina home as a reminder of this bizzare miracle. My parents never told me about this happening.

Then, years later, I found the vagina while cleaning up the house. I was very curious why it had a screw and wondered if my penis had that too. So I tried to unscrew it and it worked.

Since that time I'm a he from monday till friday, and in the weekends I'm a she.



I hope that it's all clear now. But don't hesitate to ask if you have a question.

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Re: The Rikkertje Mystery

Post by Irinia » Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:53 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This one gets the price of the month! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: The Rikkertje Mystery

Post by NeonVomit » Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:46 pm

rikkertje wrote:Okay, here's my story. It can be shocking! :P

I was born 19 years ago in the horrible town Enschede in The Netherlands.
I'll make sure never to go there then.
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http://www.wintersverge.com


I'm going to hell, and loving the ride!

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Re: The Rikkertje Mystery

Post by sanichi » Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:32 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

...actually, things like that are supposed to happen in the Netherlands :err: , I always knew it :lol:

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Re: The Rikkertje Mystery

Post by Ragehead91 » Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:43 pm

THIS IS WHY WE SHOULD FLOOT THE NETHERLANDS! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: The Rikkertje Mystery

Post by sanichi » Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:52 pm

yeah....in order to exterminate that sordid German dialect of theirs :lol:




we really should...:D

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Re: The Rikkertje Mystery

Post by Ragehead91 » Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:05 pm

sanichi wrote:yeah....in order to exterminate that sordid German dialect of theirs :lol:




we really should...:D
Actually, I sort of like that dialect. It is like a funny version of german. And I can't take it seriously at all.

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Re: The Rikkertje Mystery

Post by rikkertje » Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:12 pm

Ragehead91 wrote:THIS IS WHY WE SHOULD FLOOT THE NETHERLANDS! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hey Rage! Do you still want to borrow my unscrewable vagina?

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