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Its time, ladies and gentlemen, for a delicious round of "WHO SAID IT"!!!
Match these quotes with the users...........WHO SAID IT!
Post your guesses in this thread...what was your final score!? You can search and find out for yourself or maybe i'll post the answers later.

Possible Users:
Icecab
Stratowarius
AAAAAAAAAA
NeverendingAbyss
JensJohansson
Miditek
Browneyedgirl
Ragehead

MysteryPerson1 wrote:As far as I know sex is not necessary to make a baby. It is also not necessary to be sexually attracted to someone to have sex with him or her.

MysteryPerson2 wrote:I heard that they will release a gay porn epic called "One Night In Terrana"...

MysteryPerson3 wrote:free camping with a petty guy in a windbreaker .

MysteryPerson4 wrote:Pretty expensive, though-about $50.00 at Wal-mart-but, I think its worth it.

MysteryPerson5 wrote:What does my potential illegal download of a CD have to do with your wish to fornicate with an illegitimate child?

MysteryPerson6 wrote: Why don't you give your teenageenergy to something else?? There are girls you know. And beer. And sport. And cold showers

MysteryPerson7 wrote: I'd have picked my own cotton had I known it would lead up to all of this.

MysteryPerson8 wrote: Some people get turkey as a gift in work.

BONUS!!

MysteryPerson9 wrote: Dude, don't post the answers in the same post! Let people guess! Kind of hard not to look at them.

I got BEG because of her typical use of the comma, miditek because it was jokingly(maybe) racist, Ragehead because, well, Terrana...

The others I didn't get a chance to find because the answers WERE RIGHT THEERE and I looked at them

Alright, you British goon. I took out the answers.
:rotflmao2:

And what about those ones??

.... .... has an intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

Or. He is a pure troglodyte...

AAAAAAAAA wrote: And what about those ones??

.... .... has an intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

Or. He is a pure troglodyte...

My penis is longer than yours. I JUST KNOW IT!!!

More from the same source.

I wish we all shared your constructive powers of self-criticism.

HaHa

From our avatars we have almost the same size. Yours is maybe a bit longer, OK. But it's not the size you know...

That avatar is definitly the life size penis of AAAAAAAAAA and all his demon spawn.

Great than you'll fit right in...

As far as imaginary internet penises go they can just get bigger or smaller just like that.

That is the best AND the worst with internet. God heavens ,if there was a claim to show your real penis. That would be many penises and many strange sizes. And only those with big ones dared to show up. Internet would DIE.

God heavens ,if there was a claim to show your real penis. That would be many penises and many strange sizes

Yes I do have many penises of many strange sizes. Don't we all?

I know it, I know it...

I think I made the WalMart comment.....after all, its the nearest thing to a Department store in my neck of the woods!
And, THE nearest big store. Period!


This could be an interesting thread if it was done in fun and not taken too seriously.

It COULD have been a good thread, but we started talking about penises (penae? penii) instead. Oh well!


A9- I measured and mine is exactly one pixel longer than yours. HA!!

OK. Let us skip the talk about green MICROPHALLUS and start all over again. The problem is Icecab 21. He only wants to talk about green MICROPHALLUSES and maybe we can have a separat section for him. He is so sensitive about his lower parts but that I'm sure you already know since you live only ten minutes from him.
So you are welcome to make a new beginning. Come on, what was your higher goal about all of this. Shall we guess and send you our answers. Or WHAT???

And what can we win. A guitar???

It's a difficult test. I even forgot what I said until I keenly and carefully looked at the answer choices.

... meh!

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:

AAAAAAAAA wrote: And what about those ones??

.... .... has an intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

Or. He is a pure troglodyte...

My penis is longer than yours. I JUST KNOW IT!!!

I am afraid that your penis does not count. Mine is soaked in olive oil!
Do you not notice the shine?

We have to do something about A10,2. Can he be Icecab 21 on the loose??He always insists on talking about those green penises. You, A 10, have higher goals and don't let him distract you with this measurements. We all have the longest Microphalluses in this Forum and noone dare to challenge us, so we can easily let that question go to the bin. For now at least...

AAAAAAAAAA 2.0 wrote:

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:

AAAAAAAAA wrote: And what about those ones??

.... .... has an intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

Or. He is a pure troglodyte...

My penis is longer than yours. I JUST KNOW IT!!!

I am afraid that your penis does not count. Mine is soaked in olive oil!
Do you not notice the shine?

I hope this settle your nerves...

It would be confusing if I obtain that Avatar!
I just need 500 more points to get it!

Avatar Thief wrote:It would be confusing if I obtain that Avatar!
I just need 500 more points to get it!

Can this forum handle anymore phalluses?

...

YES!!!

AAAAAAAAA wrote: And what can we win. A guitar???

Speaking of which I do not think Luther has gotten the one he supposedly won yet!



Me thinks he might have just got fucked.

It was "stolen" like the one he wanted to use for the whole Saana thingy and because of which the Saana Foundation had to "die"...

phallus, phallus
I think we have touchdown

phallus, phallus
I think we have squeaky sound

phallus, phallus
his phallus is more round

I have to admit I had some difficulties to interpret the innner meaning of your poem but after I while it was crystally clear to me.

Your" touchdown with the squeaky sound", must be when the earth comes into collision with some meteor and we all annihilates. How that can be combined with that for this forum so eternal PHALLI is no longer hidden to me. I think it is your way of giving us the message about the
spermatozoon-the male fertilizing fluid -that gives life to the earth, even after the big explosion. Where there is sperm there is life and that gives us all hope.

It is a very deep thougt behind your cheerful words and I am very grateful for your sharing.

THERE WE GO!!! I GOT ENOUGH POINTS TO GET THIS PRECIOUS AVATAR!!!

Hear ye! Hear ye! From New York clear to Dallas!
Gather round my feet and hear about my MICROPHALLUS!
And trust me when I say this- I mean it with no malice-
Join us here in Phallustine, its really quite a palace!

MICROPHALLUS must be capitalized, yes, all the time!
Counts its length in inches, is your MICROPHALLUS prime?
Wash it many times a day, cleanse it of its grime,
Its free, just save the image now, it doesn't cost a dime!

Welcome avatar_thief to the MICROPHALLUS club,
But if you plan to touch it, shake caress, or rub,
Don't do it in a public place, go find a hidden shrub,
Or if your MICROPHALLUS fits, then do it in the tub!

I think I am a little less microphallusmanic then the rest of the A-family and I will tell you our story while the others have gone to their wellearned sleep.
It all started with A10. He lives, as I am sure you all know by now, ten minutes from Icecab21 (isn't he 22 soon, or is he forever young) and for some reason, which I can't imagen, he came to this forum. He liked what he saw, except some hypocrites (no names)and he wasn't late to let us have his OPINION (a holy word in this forum). He gave some a bit of a hiccup and some a good laugh( among them this familymember, that loved him from his first post and followed him like a stalker)and she still does.

We, his family, has one purpose. We will like to send a message of truth, ethic love and wisdom from all of us to all of you. We will also try to lead you the small, but right way, and be your sexual advisers in this confused world. Here comes the microphallus in. What you see in our avatar has nothing to do with reality. No one lookes like that and you can also be very happy with a smaller and thinner thing. Do NOT measure with our avatar...