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Carcass wrote:Funny. You can eat and wear animals, but you can't fuck them. If I was an animal, I'm sure I'd be a lot more upset about being killed and skinned than penetrated.

My advice to Rodell Vereen: If you wanna fuck a horse, BUY a horse. Fucking someone else's horse is just rude. Also send flowers afterwards

Avatar Thief wrote:wasn't there a man who died for getting raped by a horse? I think he had this huge condom for the horse, but i dunno

#1: Death by Horsecock

All of Herzog’s accomplishments in Grizzly Man are met or exceeded by this minute long home-video. First and foremost, this is a great film, because it shows a man being fucked to death by a horse while his partner says, “Oh yeah, do you like that?” from behind the camera. The only thing funnier than the grunt of pain when the horse achieves half-penetration is the cry of pain and confusion as the horse slams all the way home, delivering a painful lesson in physiology.

But on another level, this is a depiction of humanity come full circle. We’ve separated ourselves from other animals with our huge brains and bendy thumbs. This is our world now. One of the idiots featured in this film, holds in his hand a device that can record and replay facsimiles of his sensory experiences. As stupid as he is, our man has mastered this miraculous device and captures these magnificent events for posterity. Second place for technological achievement goes to monkeys who use sticks to fish bugs out of holes and eat them. But no monkey has ever died of a perforated colon due to voluntarily being fucked in the ass by two-feet of horse schlong. We are the extra special monkeys who have conquered the rest of nature, and will use it to fuck ourselves in the ass until we die. Even at our moment of extinction, we will fail to recognize the heartless, unfeeling, unthinking nature of the destruction wrought by the grizzly bear, the horsecock or the atom. After the horse dick reduces our man’s insides to a meat smoothie, he asks, "did he come?" as though the lethal coitus was mutually meaningful. Man Fucked to Death by Horse, Grizzly Man Mainlined or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and See Nuclear Annihilation as Funny.

NeonVomit wrote:Am I the only one thinking the horse was pretty nonplussed by the whole thing? Did it even notice?

Carcass wrote:Funny. You can eat and wear animals, but you can't fuck them. If I was an animal, I'm sure I'd be a lot more upset about being killed and skinned than penetrated.

NeonVomit wrote: In fact, Erich Schulte of Ruthless Reviews

#1: Death by Horsecock
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NeonVomit wrote:

Avatar Thief wrote:wasn't there a man who died for getting raped by a horse? I think he had this huge condom for the horse, but i dunno

Mr. Hands, yes. I saw that video and I had nightmares about it. Literally, as in losing sleep over something I saw on the internet. It was about then that I realised whatever was left of my soul was demolished. He didn't actually die in the video, but died afterwards of internal injuries and I found supporting news articles.

Mormegil wrote:

NeonVomit wrote:

Avatar Thief wrote:wasn't there a man who died for getting raped by a horse? I think he had this huge condom for the horse, but i dunno

Mr. Hands, yes. I saw that video and I had nightmares about it. Literally, as in losing sleep over something I saw on the internet. It was about then that I realised whatever was left of my soul was demolished. He didn't actually die in the video, but died afterwards of internal injuries and I found supporting news articles.

And they already turned his heart/rectum-breaking story into a movie:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0874423/

Keyssion wrote:In Finland you don't get that long punishment for raping a human.

NeverendingAbyss wrote:

Keyssion wrote:In Finland you don't get that long punishment for raping a human.

You won't?
Hmmm.... gonna get my passport :nervous:

Keyssion wrote:Here in Finland people who have commited a fraud including big moneys often get way longer sentences than people who have conducted a rape. Especially if the rape is considered "relatively mild".

browneyedgirl wrote: How is a rape relatively mild? If the guy has a little phallus?

NeonVomit wrote:

NeverendingAbyss wrote:

Keyssion wrote:In Finland you don't get that long punishment for raping a human.

You won't?
Hmmm.... gonna get my passport :nervous:

I'll just quote this post in case the police are looking for you

RazielSR wrote:

NeonVomit wrote:

NeverendingAbyss wrote:

Keyssion wrote:In Finland you don't get that long punishment for raping a human.

You won't?
Hmmm.... gonna get my passport :nervous:

I'll just quote this post in case the police are looking for you

Double quote

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:

browneyedgirl wrote: How is a rape relatively mild? If the guy has a little phallus?

Little phallus is not the scientific term I would use... :shud: but the point is well taken

Anyway, I come to this thread bearing a joke!!!

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Ready?

Ok!

Which one of the ten commandments did the horse ravisher violate?

Respect thy neeiiiiighh....bor!

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HAHAHAHA!!

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