Man sentenced to 3 years for raping a horse

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Re: Man sentenced to 3 years for raping a horse

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Post by ggonza43 » Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:21 pm

I thought it was a good joke (not like "the best joke ever", but quite funny :D)
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Re: Man sentenced to 3 years for raping a horse

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:34 pm

ggonza43 wrote:I thought it was a good joke (not like "the best joke ever", but quite funny :D)
I expected you would find my humor a little cheesy :laff: :lol:

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Re: Man sentenced to 3 years for raping a horse

Post by ggonza43 » Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:20 pm

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ggonza43 wrote:I thought it was a good joke (not like "the best joke ever", but quite funny :D)
I expected you would find my humor a little cheesy :laff: :lol:

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Re: Man sentenced to 3 years for raping a horse

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:33 am

ggonza43 wrote:
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ggonza43 wrote:I thought it was a good joke (not like "the best joke ever", but quite funny :D)
I expected you would find my humor a little cheesy :laff: :lol:

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:lol: I got totally owned :D!!
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Post by NeverendingAbyss » Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:41 pm

I remember installing sprinklers in Annapolis! :lol: :lol:

Spotsylvania is a nice place. However it's full of damn corn fields it makes my stomach go wild. There's a King's Dominion near there, but I think it's in Prince William's county. :roll: :roll:

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Re: Man sentenced to 3 years for raping a horse

Post by AAAAAAAAA » Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:57 pm

:lol: Huuu :shock: Spotsylvania? Rumania? Dracula?Did you see anyone? In reality? How do they look? As in the movies? Or are they even scarier?

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Post by NeverendingAbyss » Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:13 pm

Surprisingly they used to be legends of former slaves to scare the children so they can go to bed early. Now it's like a Halloween2. They celebrate eating nomnoms and dressing as such characters. I take part of this holiday every year (except for the customs) :roll:

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Re: Man sentenced to 3 years for raping a horse

Post by AAAAAAAAA » Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:49 pm

:lol: How this threads have the will of their own. This one is supposed to deal with raped horses and now we are discussing strange behaviours in the state of Maryland. You have earlier told us about their remarkable rivernames and now this. Are you sure it is salubrios for you to work there? And why do you except customs? Is it dangerous? And are you sure that they only DRESS like those figures? It sounds scary to me anyway.

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Post by NeverendingAbyss » Sat Nov 14, 2009 6:45 pm

Well it depends where you work. Baltimore is scary! I wouldn't step in that place even if it was for nomnoms! :err:
I consolidate myself in working near water. It soothes me down for some reason. I think after a bowflex time it is necessary to jump into the crystal waters of the Susquehanna :)

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Re: Man sentenced to 3 years for raping a horse

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:18 pm

I just bought a horse :)

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Re: Man sentenced to 3 years for raping a horse

Post by AAAAAAAAA » Sat Nov 14, 2009 9:25 pm

:lol:Congrat! Horses are nice and what you do with your own horse is not something we have reason to diskuss here on Stratoforum. It is something between you and him (it?). Are you using onkel J's stable? :roll: Can we borrow him(it)??For riding I mean ! :roll: :roll:

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Re: Man sentenced to 3 years for raping a horse

Post by AAAAAAAAA » Sat Nov 14, 2009 9:48 pm

NeverendingAbyss wrote:Well it depends where you work. Baltimore is scary! I wouldn't step in that place even if it was for nomnoms! :err:
I consolidate myself in working near water. It soothes me down for some reason. I think after a bowflex time it is necessary to jump into the crystal waters of the Susquehanna :)
Isn't Anacostia, Youghiogheny or Conococheague (puh, puh)easier to jump into? They sound like really suitable bathing-rivers in late autumn.
Now you can see what that damn bowflex has done to you. After some hours with that Helvetiamashine you no longer hesitate to put your poor human body, among the cold-blooded creatures, in that substance reduced to an almost solid state, by the low temperature. May Priapus help you to get rid of those, a little crazy,obsessions. :roll: :roll: I mean both the Bowflex and the icy-bathing.

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Re: Man sentenced to 3 years for raping a horse

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Sun Nov 15, 2009 2:12 am

I think it is causing me some problems. However it's nothing to fear. It's not deadly.... I think. :err:
Anacostia! :) My first place of installing sprinklers! 8)

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Post by AAAAAAAAAA 2.0 » Sun Nov 15, 2009 2:20 am

I have a swine. She was injected against the swine flu and now hops around! :) Oink Oink!
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Re: Man sentenced to 3 years for raping a horse

Post by Stratowarius » Sun Nov 15, 2009 4:18 am

:shock: Oh!Don't take the hopping as a healthsign! It may be her last jump. Swines are sensitive to shots and she may be your last swine...

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Re: Man sentenced to 3 years for raping a horse

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NeverendingAbyss wrote:I think it is causing me some problems. However it's nothing to fear. It's not deadly.... I think. :err:
Anacostia! :) My first place of installing sprinklers! 8)
:shock: :shock: What sort of problems? You must be more careful. Ok for sprinklers, butbut, bowflexflex-bathing can't be necessarily.
Do you remember my friend Lauri(not Strato-Lauri)? We were out tonight and he knocked a guy and we had to run-not fun...You were right, he is crazy...

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Re: Man sentenced to 3 years for raping a horse

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:15 am

Ahhh! LAURI! Don't mention that guy again! He gave me such a headache last time! :x
But why did he knock that guy? :? What's his intent? ???

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Re: Man sentenced to 3 years for raping a horse

Post by AAAAAAAAA » Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:47 am

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:I just bought a horse :)
:D I just bought a horsefarmer.

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Re: Man sentenced to 3 years for raping a horse

Post by RazielSR » Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:42 am

PRIAPUS TRYING TO RAPE A GUY IN THE DESERT

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Re: Man sentenced to 3 years for raping a horse

Post by ggonza43 » Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:04 pm

My god!! That HAS to be the worst fight ever!!
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Re: Man sentenced to 3 years for raping a horse

Post by RazielSR » Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:15 pm

ggonza43 wrote:My god!! That HAS to be the worst fight ever!!
It is! and this is the best hunting ever!

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Re: Man sentenced to 3 years for raping a horse

Post by Mormegil » Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:52 pm

ggonza43 wrote:My god!! That HAS to be the worst fight ever!!
I beg to differ:
(sorry, couldn't find one without the Mystery Science Theatre commentary)

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Re: Man sentenced to 3 years for raping a horse

Post by RazielSR » Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:15 pm

:D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Man sentenced to 3 years for raping a horse

Post by ggonza43 » Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:16 pm

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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