2009 Stratovarius Forum Awards

[NeonVomit]

Here we go, it's that time of year!

Everyone nominate one forum member. I'll update this original post with every post made, and put a time+date marking every time I do.

The winners will win... well.. I don't know yet. Anyway!

Best Stratovarius And Related Bands Forum Poster
Best Other English Discussion Forum Poster
Best Spam Forum Poster
Best Flames Poster
Best Musicians' Forum Poster
Best Thread
Worst Thread
Picture of the Year
Best Forum Feud
Worst Forum Feud
Funniest Forumite
Least Funny Forumite
Smartest Forumite
Dumbest Forumite
Sexiest Forumite
Most Interesting Poster
Least Interesting Poster
Forumite That Best Represents the Worst Aspects of His/Her Country and/or Culture
Most Missed Forumite
Least Missed Forumite
Should Post More
Should Post Less
Forumite You'd Most Like to Have Drinks With
Most Improved Forumite
Best New Forumite
Worst New Forumite
Best All Around Forumite
Worst All Around Forumite
Most Likely to Die of a Drug Overdose
Most Likely to Die from Alcoholism
Most Likely to be Morbidly Obese
Most Likely to Commit Mass Murder
Most Likely to Die From an STD
Most Likely to Succeed
Least Likely to Succeed


Here we go!

[AAAAAAAAA]

Once upon a time, there was a generous person that donated a guitarra. Some guy won it. But did he got it. I don't think so.
It means that you can offer the winner one million euro and then say that the bank-notes were in rags and have to be repaired ,so the winner has to wait some years for them. Then you can hope that we all forget about it...

[fernandotcl]

Woha Neon, I think you've got too much spare time in your hands!

[NeonVomit]

Woha Neon, I think you've got too much spare time in your hands!

You should've seen the list I originally posted. I cut some of the more... exotic categories out of there.

[AAAAAAAAA]

Why not make a special list for the exotic. ..



Look at the Emoticons! They are exotic today.

[browneyedgirl]

Best Stratovarius And Related Bands Forum Poster.........Jens
Best Other English Discussion Forum Poster......miditek
Best Spam Forum Poster.......NEA
Best Flames Poster.........Afamily
Best Musicians' Forum Poster......NeonVomit
Best Thread........Show me your pic
Worst Thread........
Picture of the Year........BEGs Grandson
Best Forum Feud.........
Worst Forum Feud........
Funniest Forumite.......Icecab
Least Funny Forumite.....
Smartest Forumite.......Stealth
Dumbest Forumite........BEG
Sexiest Forumite.........Finlandia(those beautiful blue eyes)
Most Interesting Poster.......miditek
Least Interesting Poster.......
Forumite That Best Represents the Worst Aspects of His/Her Country and/or Culture........TTolkki
Most Missed Forumite........HeavyMetalClickWitch
Least Missed Forumite..........
Should Post More......Nefertari
Should Post Less.......
Forumite You'd Most Like to Have Drinks With......Nefertari

Most Improved Forumite......NEA
Best New Forumite.........Hiro
Worst New Forumite........
Best All Around Forumite........Hiro
Worst All Around Forumite......AFamily
Most Likely to Die of a Drug Overdose..........
Most Likely to Die from Alcoholism.....NeonVomit
Most Likely to be Morbidly Obese....
Most Likely to Commit Mass Murder....Ragehead
Most Likely to Die From an STD......
Most Likely to Succeed........Stealth
Least Likely to Succeed.........


I left a few blank because I need to think about those. Plus, I do not want to hurt anyones feelings.

[AAAAAAAAAA]

Picture of the Year - right here :rotflmao1:

Best Forum Feud - Sheryl1 vs Sheryl2 was priceless

Worst Forum Feud - Ragehead vs. Silent Rain :pissed3:

Smartest Forumite - Aldaron

Funniest Forumite - Icetray (funniest looking, anyway) :laff:

Dumbest Forumite - Just one!?

Should Post More - Avatar Thief :user:

Most Improved Forumite - Icetray (his puns are actually pretty good these days and you have to admit his grammar issues are a thing of the past)

Best All Around Forumite - Stratowarius easily :bounce2:

Best Spam Forum Poster - NeverendingAbyss

Most Likely to be Morbidly Obese - Too easy

Most Likely to Commit Mass Murder - Ragehead :heil:

Most Likely to Die From an STD - Stinky :facial:

[mayhem-for-all]

Least Funny Forumite: All users with more than three A letters in a row in their forumnames
Least Interesting Poster : Same as above
Forumite That Best Represents the Worst Aspects of His/Her Country and/or Culture: Same as above
Should Post Less: Same as above
Worst All Around Forumite Same as above

Best Stratovarius And Related Bands Forum Poster: Jens

[AAAAAAAAA]

Huuu! You are scary in all your anger. BIG black letters! How can an ordinary Finn be so angry at something so innocent as a nice family, that only want to live and sometimes express themself at a Forum. What on earth can we as a collective have done to you? Do you have especially sore toes and have we stamped on them?

[mayhem-for-all]

Huuu! You are scary in all your anger. BIG black letters! How can an ordinary Finn be so angry at something so innocent as a nice family,that only want to live and sometimes express themself at a Forum. What on earth can we as a collective have done to you?? Do you have especially sore toes and have we stamped on them??

was this or was this not the reason of my decision?

[AAAAAAAAAA]

Calm yourself, my quacking companion, my big billed buddy, my webbed warrior! We are not here to please the hircismus, neither the miserere, and certainly not the meretrix. Any victory is still a victory!

:ola:
:user: :user: :user:
:user: :repuke: :user:
:user: :user: :user:
:ola:

To mayhem I say, we are simple ducks. Feeding only on saltine quackers, and perhaps exchanging a peaceful poem or two here in our "pond". And let me remind you that the world wide "web" which you seem to enjoy very much, is not so different from our voluminous webbed feet.

Please...do not ruffle our feathers!

QUACK!!!

:crazy2: :crazy2: :viking: :sex1:

[AAAAAAAAA]

So let me modify the picture of the same
family.
If I could decide, who would run the country it would look like this.


President=A10
Vice-president=Nea
Defence=Miditek
Foreign affairs=Venezuela Boy
Culture=Jens
Religion=Priapus and onkel J(Maybe as an assisting bishop or something)
Finance=Neon
Equation=Shared between Lurdi and Raziel
Krim=Avatar Thief
Wellfare=Stinky
Agriculture=Chris P Bacon
Health=A10,o2
And A new one.Angry outburst=Mayhem for noone

[AAAAAAAAAA]

That's good!
I have a few suggestions though.

Anyway we can make Chris P. Bacon the new Agriculture minister?
I think Onkel J can serve with Priapus in the religious capacity. Perhaps...some sort of bishop or church congregation leader.

:ola: :music:

I definitely think you've found an excellent spot for Venezuela_Boy, by the way. He might try to leverage his new influence in ways we can all imagine...

[AAAAAAAAA]

Quack,quack.

You accept? Great! Then you decide who will sit on which chair.
I will fix it at once!

[AAAAAAAAAA]

You accept?Great! Then you decide who will sit on which chair.

We've destroyed far too many chairs already. This time, Timo will have to stand.

QUACK!

[AAAAAAAAA]

Timo ,no name, you mean. No name no flame. I think Neon wants to stay on the bright side of the moon, so please don't mention the war.


Edit I cant find any emoticon for Quack. Why this oversight?

[AAAAAAAAAA]

Of course...no name, no flame!









QUACK!!!!

[AAAAAAAAA]

Now I fell from my chair...

[AAAAAAAAAA]

There is a small problem, A9.
In my searching I have found an avatar which....seems much more dynamic and vibrant than the static donald avatar that the rest of the A's have taken a liking to.

Would you be gravely offended if I were to stick to my dancing ducky? He brings such joy into my life... :rotflmao1:


A duck is a duck............right!? :nervous: :nervous:

[AAAAAAAAA]

Of course not dear! As long as you are you, you can have whatever Avatar you want. I will follow you anyway. So god luck with the new one. Don't be sorry if I stick to my duck for a while. He is so blue...

[RazielSR]

AT LEAST I WAS NOT DRINKING CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO SPIT AGAIN ON THE SCREEN!


MWHAHahahhaHAHAHAHAHAHHahahahaHAHAHAHhaHAHAHAHAHAHA

[NeverendingAbyss]

Me? Vice-President?!

Good call! I will begin my duties once we determine which party we are running for

QUICK! QUICK!!!


errr... I mean Quack

[Avatar Thief]

sigh

Most sexy... ME!!!!
Best person in keeping his bed clean under... Stratowarius
Best person in keeping his bowflex up to date... NEA
Best person in saying QUACK!... AAAAAAAAAA

Somehow I feel like I am describing more people than these three.... yeeaaaahhhhhh! :banana1: :banana2:

[RazielSR]

Today at Onkel J ranch:

[browneyedgirl]

I cannot believe this bullshit!


We have these awards every year. Granted, they are done in fun, but OTOH this thread is supposedly on the serious side!

[RazielSR]

[browneyedgirl]

Yeah, monkeys will play! LOL!

[NeonVomit]

I'm most likely to end up to die of alcoholism?

Well... I guess it's possible

I'm going to submit my own list when more people have submitted theirs.

Don't be shy! Noone's feelings will be hurt

[Rebel]

Best Stratovarius And Related Bands Forum Poster Jensus
Best Other English Discussion Forum Poster
Best Spam Forum Poster Neverendingabyss
Best Flames Poster BEG
Best Musicians' Forum Poster NeonVomit
Best Forum Feud Me Vs. Dragqueen?
Forumite That Best Represents the Worst Aspects of His/Her Country and/or Culture Miditek
Most Missed Forumite Jeremiah Tolkki
Least Missed Forumite Dragon Queen
Should Post More ACrazedOldMan
Should Post Less A24
Forumite You'd Most Like to Have Drinks With A10
Best New Forumite The A Collective
Most Likely to Die of a Drug Overdose Rebel
Most Likely to Commit Mass Murder Rebel
Most Likely to Die From an STD
Most Likely to Succeed Timo Kotipelto

[JEREMIAH TOLKKl]

Most Missed Forumite Jeremiah Tolkki

And so I say....god DAMN the StratoForum Awards!!!