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You: Meanwhile in Omegle...
You: at the legion of doom
Stranger: mr pancake was making a beautiful breakfast for the team
You: until one of the heroes (batman) sprung into action!
Stranger: while he jumped from his bed, leaving robin to wait for his return
You: he took the bus to work because he forgot his belt
Stranger: he was short the 50 cents for the fare, so he walked in the rain
You: Lonely and wet, he decided to carjack an SUV
Stranger: sadly, it was equip with onstar theft protection, and the engine stopped after a mear 3 blocks of slow moving traffic
You: Little did he know it was one of those "Bait Car" and the police arrived in no time!
Stranger: as soon as the police arived, he jumped out and shouted boo!! giving one of the sad old men a heart attack
You: The police next to the old men was certain it was a chance to put this hircine into jail
Stranger: but whole the police were crying over their lost comrad, batman disapperated into the unknown world....of HARRY POTTER
You: Quite dangerous adventures awaited him. Dragons, magic, and witches were not his domain
Stranger: hagrid greeted him kindly and went for a hug
You: but he refused, claiming he was in love with the famous tennis player Sharapova
Stranger: hagrid didnt know who that was, but suddenly voldamort showed up!
You: "Good Morrow", Voldamort says.
Stranger: when we end this u better let me copy and paste this to fb
Stranger: hagrid, looking quite scared, told batman to run, but batman liked this snake like fellow
You: (haha I'm posting this on a forum. Make sure you can post it on digg, too)
You: perhaps it was this sense of old man smell, or maybe something about his eye
Stranger: all the same, batman agreed to help this man in his persuit of this "harry potter" that had so wronged him
You: The truth is, Harry Potter is not the young man he was persuing.
Stranger: he was really chasing david archiletta
You: The divine master of fate! Yet, his eloquence may have much to say. Regardless, they ventured to find him
Stranger: but out of nowhere, a dragon ate voldemort...leaving batman alone once again
You: Tragedy struck. Where would batman go? What would batman do? There is only one man who can save him!
Stranger: soon chuck norris swooped in from the heavens and promised batman he would help
You: He told many of his famous jokes, such as "Chuck Norris' tears can cure Cancer. Unfortunately, he has never cried."
Stranger: batman did not believe this slander...chuck norris proceeded to rip out his throat
You: There was no espape from Chuck Norris now. Could this be the end of our beloved hero?
Stranger: kamala kamala KAMALA chuck norris chanted
You: He pulled out his fist under his beard, and gave a low punch down his balls.
Stranger: dam i gotta go, we gotta end this
You: Batman is left unconscious on the ground
Stranger: edward showed up to help...but decided to bitch about hi life so chuck norris ATE HIM
You: OM NOM NOM he went
Stranger: FATALITY....the end
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