Omegle

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Re: Omegle

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Thu Dec 24, 2009 4:48 am

Hey, I thought it was funny and that's all that counts.
(story of my life) :rotflmao1:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: how are you?
Stranger: WEll and you?
You: medium-rare. ahahahaha
Stranger: Nice lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
My reputation was at steak!

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Re: Omegle

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Thu Dec 24, 2009 4:49 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice! :bigok:

and by far, this is my most /facepalm moment:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: JUB!
You: Do you see the banner to your right?
Stranger: no?!
Stranger: fork!?
Stranger: i want
Stranger: WATER
Stranger: fork
Stranger: for
You: A dancing girl dressed as Santa?
Stranger: fork
Stranger: nope
Stranger: is she hot
You: here... disconnect and look. Tell me afterwards
You have disconnected.
He never told me :(

And this one is a RickRoll! :lol:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What's your favorite meme?
Stranger: meme?
You: yes :)
Stranger: what's a meme?
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
You have disconnected.

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Re: Omegle

Post by AGAG » Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:56 pm

Color talk!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi?
Stranger: hello
You: how are you dear friend?
Stranger: peachy
Stranger: yourself ?
You: I'm blue
You: why peachy?
You: too much syrup?
Stranger: a little
You: I see
You: I enjoy green
You: don't you?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but my favorite is red
You: but red is evil... :(
Stranger: oh
You: green is god's color :)
Stranger: oh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle

Post by AGAG » Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:57 pm

People are just fucking racist! :lol:
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: I love you :)
Stranger: me too><
You: :D
Stranger: asl?
You: but first I need to know your sex
Stranger: f
You: I see
You: well, and are you pretty beloved friend? :)
Stranger: you?
You: m
Stranger: oh
Stranger: where r u from?
You: would you love me still if I said I'm from southern Africa?
Stranger: fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:07 pm

:lol: Nice one, AGAG!

I is talking lulzcat here-
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: O Hai!
Stranger: y did u type it like that?
You: teh cheezburger... you has seen it?
Stranger: where r u form?
Stranger: from*
You: teh lolz cat domain!
Stranger: what?
You: icanhascheezburger?
Stranger: r u high?
Stranger: seems like u r
You: I is in omegle, talking to strangers
Stranger: ur english is very cinfusing to understand
Stranger: confusing*
You: monorail cat is here, i is in teh ceiling!
You: kthxbye!
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected.
and I tried the Shakespeare today. It was OK, I guess... :roll:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sup ho
You: Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?
Stranger: sure
You: Thou art more lovely and more temperate!
You: Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May
You: and so on and so on!
Stranger: ok..
You: Thou midst not know who I am?
Stranger: a witch with bad problems..........
You: I shall immortalize thee in my next play: Hamlet 2.5
Stranger: .....
You: Thou wouldst make the night fullmoon
You: Thou wouldst make the day bright sun!
Stranger: umm stfu
You: I am Shakespeare in thy dreams!
Stranger: good! fuck off lets cyber
You: Shall I cyber thy phallus in reckoning?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: Omegle

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:27 pm

:( Damn! The Porsche beat a Ferrari :lol: :
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
You: I'm a Ferrari! Beep beep!
Stranger: DUDDDE BADASS.
You: Are you a Porsche?
Stranger: YA
You: Vroom vroom!
Stranger: VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Stranger: IM BLUEEE
You: I'm classic red!
You: let's race to the disconnect button
Stranger: niceeeee
You: on your set
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: Omegle

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:15 am

Another holiday ruined by Admiral Ackbar!
IT'S A TRAP!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ./ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . \
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . / . . . . . . . . . Hi Stranger!. . . . . . . . . \
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Stranger: wats this?
You: Admiral Ackbar!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: wats ur name?
You: ...
You: Admiral Ackbar!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: Omegle

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Fri Dec 25, 2009 8:54 am

This one was great! There were some very awkward pauses. :lol:
A lot of things I typed into the translator came out pretty weird, but that made it even better :rotflmao1:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: khello.
Stranger: hi
You: how do you do!
Stranger: come from?
Stranger: china
You: me too
Stranger: hah
Stranger: can you speak chinese?
You: &#20320;&#35611;&#20013;&#25991;&#65311;
Stranger: &#21704;&#21704;
Stranger: &#22826;&#19981;&#23481;&#26131;&#20102;
Stranger: &#36824;&#33021; &#30896;&#21040;&#35762;&#20013;&#25991;&#30340;
You: &#25105;&#36996;&#27794;&#26377;&#36935;&#21040;&#20219;&#20309;&#35611;&#20013;&#25991;&#36889;&#35041;&#38500;&#20102;&#24052;&#21187;&#32645;&#12290;
Stranger: &#20320;&#26159; &#21738;&#20010;&#22320;&#26041;&#30340;&#65311;
Stranger: &#24590;&#20040;&#37117;&#26159;&#20123;&#32321;&#20307;&#23383;&#21568;
Stranger: &#33021;&#30475;&#25026;&#20040;
You: &#25105;&#20303;&#22312;&#21271;&#20140;&#12290;&#25105;&#26159;&#19968;&#21517;&#22823;&#23416;&#29983;&#12290;&#25105;&#19981;&#26371;&#35498;&#20013;&#22283;&#22909;&#12290;&#20320;&#26159;&#21738;&#35041;&#20154;&#65311;
Stranger: &#21734; &#20320;&#22909;
Stranger: welcome to china
Stranger: &#23665;&#19996;&#30340;
You: &#20320;&#23815;&#25308;&#26222;&#37324;&#38463;&#27874;&#26031;&#65311;&#20182;&#26377;&#19968;&#20491;&#22823;&#39740;&#12290;
Stranger: &#21734;&#65311;
You: &#26159;&#30340;&#65292;&#20294;&#26159;&#20182;&#21619;&#36947;&#26377;&#40670;&#20687;&#19968;&#38587;&#23665;&#32650;&#12290;
Stranger: &#26469;&#20013;&#22269;&#20960;&#24180;&#20102;&#65311;
Stranger: &#20320;&#23398;&#20064;&#20160;&#20040;&#19987;&#19994;&#21568;&#65311;
You: &#25105;&#24819;10&#20491;&#25976;&#37327;&#23470;&#20445;&#38622;&#19969;&#35531;&#33287;&#38642;&#21534;&#28271;&#65292;&#34507;&#25458;&#21644;&#39171;&#23376;&#12290;&#19981;&#35201;&#24536;&#20102;&#24184;&#36939;&#39173;&#20094;&#12290;&#25105;&#20497;&#27491;&#34389;&#26044;&#19968;&#20491;&#40680;&#22312;&#24503;&#20811;&#34217;&#26031;&#24030;&#65292;&#21644;&#21460;&#21460;&#26159;&#39187;&#20102;&#12290;
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Stranger: &#21734; &#20170;&#22825;&#26159; &#22307;&#35806;&#33410; &#31069;&#20320;&#22307;&#35806;&#24555;&#20048;
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Stranger: &#30693;&#36947;&#36825;&#20010;&#19987;&#19994;&#20040;
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You: MMMAAAAAAYYYUUUUAA!!!!!!!
You have disconnected.
You probably have to run it through Google Translate.

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Re: Omegle

Post by ggonza43 » Mon Dec 28, 2009 5:57 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: hey
You: hey
You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: hey
Stranger: 21 m
Stranger: your as ?
You: 21 metres of cock?
You: woah!
Stranger: -_-
You: jaja
You: a joke to break the ice
You: 30 m (of course not, I'm 17)
Stranger: jajajaja
You: you type "haha" with j
You: that show you are latin :P
Stranger: totallly right
You: or from south america
You: where are you from?
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: you ?
You: woah
You: argentina
You: not kidding
Stranger: really ?
You: definitelly
You: buenos aires
Stranger: i believe that you are an asean
You: asian you mean?
Stranger: ya
You: like a japanesse?
You: no, far from that
Stranger: so where are you from ?
You: buenos aires, argentina
You: you?
Stranger: i don't think so
You: what you dont think so?
Stranger: i've told you before that i'm from brazil
You: i know
You: which specific part from brazil :P
You: of brazil
Stranger: santos
You: sorry, my english clearly sucks
You: santos?
You: are you a holy person
You: jaja
You: what do you like to listen?
Stranger: not really
You: which kind of music do you usually listen to?
Stranger: country
You: then we are not going to get on with each other
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Did he get offended? We'll never know
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: hey
Stranger: heyy
You: hey
You: hey
You: hey
You: hey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Am I that irritating :lol:?
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Re: Omegle

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Tue Dec 29, 2009 6:20 am

In Memory of our beloved Spongebob:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Stranger: yes, can i take your order?
You: I'd like a Krabby Patty with cheese and extra pickles
Stranger: coming right up...
You: and no crust
You: :)
Stranger: ok *hands order*
You: kthxbye!
Stranger: kbye
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: California.
You: Happy cows come from California
You: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: I'm a cow
You: and a mix of a pig
You: so that being the case: mooink
You: :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I'm Saturn!
You: you?
Stranger: I'm Pluto
You: Tell me-
You: how does it feel to not be a planet anymore?
Stranger: good
Stranger: cause i dont like being in a group full of squares
You: :) good answer/
You: My rings are actually from Jupiter. He compromised!
You: You're invited to our wedding
Stranger: oh
Stranger: where?
You: In Andromeda
You: We are thinking of spending our honey moon in... well...
You: the moon
You: ahahahaaha!
Stranger: oh you're weird
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:)

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Re: Omegle

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Tue Dec 29, 2009 6:54 am

This guy followed pretty well! (maybe too well :? )
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: O Hai!
Stranger: therez a she wolf in yuuur close
Stranger: *closet
You: it's actually a werecat
Stranger: awooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You: from Uncle Onkel
Stranger: omg hes my bestieee
Stranger: we saw avatar together
Stranger: he let me touch his popcorn creamsicle
You: I thought he was in Finnland :O
Stranger: yupyup
Stranger: he lest tho
Stranger: 2 see Justin bieber perform in santa barbra
Stranger: *barbara
You: You must have confused Uncle Onkel with Priapus
Stranger: *left
Stranger: ohh did i
You: :)
Stranger: does he like papaya seeds in his icced chimp mochaalattes
Stranger: must be him ;0
You: Uncle Onkel is with A9 and Stratowarius in Lapajarvi :)
Stranger: ohhhhhh yeahhhhh we went to papaya and got the cutest puppy
Stranger: dogggg purse
You: :)
Stranger: he gave it sto his giant worm smothie pety
Stranger: *pet
Stranger: sorry i cant type my sistetting mashhkarrr
You: just don't sacrifice ducks. They will be disgusted if they knew you did something bad to ducks!
Stranger: awwwww darn
Stranger: thats y they threw up on my carabianerz
You: :(
You: they are sensitive
You: especially after Pekka Nurmi came
Stranger: and i slipped off the edge of purple kake mountain
You: that goatfarmer has been nothing but trouble
Stranger: ohh yeahh i hear that in the paper
You: Seattle Weekly?
Stranger: he stole all the squashh
You: yes! and the ugly bird
You: and the smell of hircismus in him
You: yuck!
Stranger: i knoww the carabou hate his damian cattle
You: :)
You: Thank you for supporting Phalluzuela
You: We are all very grateful
Stranger: he broke the dam off ikea and all the bieber beavers drowned
You: :O
You: He did?
Stranger: yupyup
Stranger: i was appalled
You: What a troglodyte!
You: Ninny-hammer!
You: I course his wicked ways!
Stranger: yeahh he was banished to the bridge off galenheakk
You: *curse
Stranger: what a kasamm dodger
You: That miserere! He will pay!
You: Thanks for the updates
You: I knew I couldn't trust him one second
You: Now I will tell everyone in Stratoforum
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: last chat
You: make it worth it
You: :)
Stranger: me, 18 m japan wanna cyber sex?
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-
You have disconnected.

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Re: Omegle

Post by ggonza43 » Tue Dec 29, 2009 5:22 pm

Best chat ever (although this dude was very clever)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: male, finland, 43
You: asl?
Stranger: hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: 43?
Stranger: hahaaaaaaaaaa
You: yeah, why do you laugh?
Stranger: because your 43
You: i am a musician, and i have plenty more money that you would in all your life
You: do you know who are you talking with?
Stranger: who?]
You: my name is timo
Stranger: I don't care what you are
You: timo tolkki
Stranger: you are 43 and you are creeping about omegle
You: im searching for somebody like you
Stranger: and sure you are
Stranger: who?
Stranger: somebody like me?
You: Pidän kiinni nyt mä palleistain
You: if you put that on you adress bar
You: you will know who i am
Stranger: your not proving anything
Stranger: and I wikid your name
Stranger: your a guitarist
You: what did you find?
You: of course
Stranger: Tolkki started playing guitar at the age of 7. As a young teenager, Tolkki practically slept with his guitar and it was not uncommon for him to practice 8 hours a day
You: a talented guitarrist
You: they exagerate
Stranger: Tolkki joined Stratovarius in 1984. Prior to this, he had already played with the bands Antidote, Thunder and Road Block. At the beginning of his career with Stratovarius, he served as vocalist as well as handling all lead and rhythm guitars, and at times bass guitar (until long-term bassist Jari Kainulainen was hired). This led to an important decision after the band's third album, Dreamspace, which was to be the acquisition of singer and trained vocalist, Timo Kotipelto, in 1994.
You: wasnt 8, but 12
Stranger: I never said 8, it said 7
Stranger: but it doesn't matter
You: 8 hours a day
Stranger: if you are who you say you are, well done
You: i came here to find somebody to play at my current band
Stranger: what do you want to achieve by this
You: revolution renaissance
Stranger: where are you based?
Stranger: and what are you looking for?
You: a lead singer
Stranger: I don't sing, but I know a lot of singers
You: maybe you could recommed me one?
Stranger: give me your email
Stranger: and I'll pass it on to whoever I find who is interested
You: isnt easier for you to give me theirs?
Stranger: no, for all I know, you are a fraud
You: why a fraud?
Stranger: I wouldn't want to take that chance with my friends emails
Stranger: because I can't see you can I?
Stranger: you could be someone pretending to be timo
You: well, you are wasting a great opportunity
Stranger: I'm sure you'll understand
Stranger: and I'll need time to gather emails as well
Stranger: it is almost new year, people will be busy
You: i am not, that's why im here
You: searching for new talents
You: its ok
You: sorry to bother you
Stranger: if you are who yo usay you are
Stranger: you won't need omegle to search for new talents
You: i just thought it would be a great idea to find someone talented like this
Stranger: doesn't seem like a good idea to me
You: you just dont know how hard it is
Stranger: it's full of people just fucking around, and you can't prove who you are
Stranger: so most people will think your a fraud
Stranger: even if you aren't
You: you think so?
Stranger: I'm not sure
Stranger: I do, because you won't give me your email
Stranger: or any other way for singers to contact you
You: if you say this place is full of fake people, then why i would give you my mail if you dont give me your friends' ones?
You: very reasonable thought
You: i think
You: im beign as racional as you are
Stranger: I'm just claiming to know singers, your claiming to be a world famous guitarist, who is looking to start a world clas band
Stranger: I think I'm more believeable
You: well im dont believe you
You: as you dont believe in me
You: just something for you to know
Stranger: I didn't say I don't believe you
Stranger: I just want a bit of proof
You: ok, end of conversation
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Wed Dec 30, 2009 1:06 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HAM.
You: CHEESE
You: We were meant to be together!
Stranger: We were?
You: Yeah!
You: We are just a few crackers short of a LUNCHABLES!
Stranger: OH MY GOODNESS.
Stranger: let's find some crackers!
You: Lets go to alabama
Stranger: deal.
Stranger: race you there!
Stranger: GO.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
And the funny followup just a couple minutes later :lol:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HAMHAMHAMHAMHAM.
You: CHEESECHEESECHEESECHEESE
You: We were meant to go together!
Stranger: lunchables?
You: Yeah!
You: Lets race back home!
You: ready?
You: set?
Stranger: GO.
You have disconnected.

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Re: Omegle

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Wed Dec 30, 2009 3:50 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hi! I am Tiger Woods.
Stranger: no your not
You: This is the site where I met all those lovers!
Stranger: your a loser.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: good job.
You: Hi!
You: I am Tiger Woods
Stranger: im the geek in the pink
You: This is the site where I met all those lovers!
Stranger: A lion wouldn't cheat on his wife. A Tiger Wood.
You: BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
You: Now back to golfing my way out of this pit.
You: Seriously, my wife trapped me here
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
And this one is dedicated to our friend Gorgonzola! :lol:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Que pasa loco!
You: Vos sos un boludo!
Stranger: what?
You: Che si yo quiero un mate!
Stranger: senta na minha pica fela da puta
You: Brasileño!
You: Porra!
Stranger: Argentino?
You: Che loco vos sabes que yo soy Argentino, che!
Stranger: SE FUDEU GRINGO DA PORRA
Stranger: VIADO DO CARALHO
You: JAJAJAJA
Stranger: FOI PRA COPA SÓ PQ MARADONA DEU UNS BACK PROS PRESIDA LA
You: Si Maradona es un boludo de mierda!
You: No me gusta a ese puta. Quiero Bielsa de vuelta, che!
Stranger: maradona é um maconheiro hiro de puta
You: Gracias hombre!
You: Che nos vemos!
You: Me tengo que ir a hinchar las bolas a otro lado
Stranger: bolas de teu pai
Stranger: vais chupa-lo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: Omegle

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Wed Dec 30, 2009 5:16 am

Damn this Finn! :x :x
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: o hai
You: werez mah bukkit?
Stranger: miten menee
Stranger: onks sul uus bemari?
Stranger: onks turboahdettu
Stranger: 22,3litran koneel?
You: :D is dis lolcats 2.0?
Stranger: vai ootsä joku jehovan todistaja???
You: :)
You: Finnland?
You: Suomi?
Stranger: booo!!!jehovas whitness!!!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: im from finland
You: :)
You: Tell this guy named Pekka Nurmi to keep his distance
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i dont know him
You: :(
You: do you know Timo Tolkki?
Stranger: isnt this whacky : its 5am,im 14,im from finland,and im in omegle
You: :O
You: that is funny!
You: Stratowarius should be about to wake up Uncle Onkel soon.
You: I think...
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i went to their concert at the summer
Stranger: or however thats spelled
You: Stratovarius :)
Stranger: my english starts to lagg after 3am
You: hahaha!
You: You should join Stratoforum
Stranger: nahh
You: Please!
You: You will not regret it!
Stranger: nahh
Stranger: im not any fan
You: :(
Stranger: they just were the warmup iat the concert
You: I will post this conversation in the "Omegle" thread, so do you care to say anything to the forumites?
You: :)
Stranger: nop
You: Awwww
You: oh well!
You: I tried
Stranger: and u sucked
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: Omegle

Post by thefreeone » Wed Dec 30, 2009 6:37 am

NeverendingAbyss wrote:Damn this Finn! :x :x
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: o hai
You: werez mah bukkit?
Stranger: miten menee
Stranger: onks sul uus bemari?
Stranger: onks turboahdettu
Stranger: 22,3litran koneel?
You: :D is dis lolcats 2.0?
Stranger: vai ootsä joku jehovan todistaja???
You: :)
You: Finnland?
You: Suomi?
Stranger: booo!!!jehovas whitness!!!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: im from finland
You: :)
You: Tell this guy named Pekka Nurmi to keep his distance
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i dont know him
You: :(
You: do you know Timo Tolkki?
Stranger: isnt this whacky : its 5am,im 14,im from finland,and im in omegle
You: :O
You: that is funny!
You: Stratowarius should be about to wake up Uncle Onkel soon.
You: I think...
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i went to their concert at the summer
Stranger: or however thats spelled
You: Stratovarius :)
Stranger: my english starts to lagg after 3am
You: hahaha!
You: You should join Stratoforum
Stranger: nahh
You: Please!
You: You will not regret it!
Stranger: nahh
Stranger: im not any fan
You: :(
Stranger: they just were the warmup iat the concert
You: I will post this conversation in the "Omegle" thread, so do you care to say anything to the forumites?
You: :)
Stranger: nop
You: Awwww
You: oh well!
You: I tried
Stranger: and u sucked
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

fino te hueviaron jajaja! jajajajajajajaja

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Re: Omegle

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Fri Jan 01, 2010 2:19 am

Binary language :D
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiiii
You: 01001011101
You: 01101110?
Stranger: ?
You: 011!
Stranger: 010010100101
You: 100100111010010111
Stranger: 1010010010110101001
You: :)
You: 1011100101010010010001101
Stranger: 01000100101110010101010101100010
You: 01 01110 1001 100101001
Stranger: 0100101000101111010010101010011000010101011010
You: 1001!
Stranger: 001
You: :)
You have disconnected.
:D

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Re: Omegle

Post by ggonza43 » Mon Jan 04, 2010 5:24 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 17/m/usa horny?
You: sup?
You: a lot
You: 17/f/arg very horny
Stranger: ?pics
You: one of my pussy?
You: can you send it through here?
Stranger: go to tinypic.com
Stranger: and upload it there
You: tinypic? maybe there you have uploaded a photo of your dick. As it is tiny
You: owned!
Stranger: lol no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Maybe I was right :lol:
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Re: Omegle

Post by Carcass » Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:23 pm

Gave it a shot.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELLO I'M A SEX OFFENDER!!! :DDD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: Omegle

Post by Fuuso » Sun Jan 17, 2010 2:53 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: would you like to have sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the purpose of reproduction?
You: would i be the one to give birth ?
Stranger: yes
You: i'd rather not then
Stranger: awww come aaaan
You: i'll think about it, we'll talk later...
You have disconnected.

:crazy2:

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Re: Omegle

Post by NeonVomit » Tue Jan 19, 2010 10:38 am

Image

I had to share. This is not me, by the way.

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"Beneath the freezing sky arrives Winter's Verge..."

http://www.wintersverge.com


I'm going to hell, and loving the ride!

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Re: Omegle

Post by ggonza43 » Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:10 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo, looking for fun?
Stranger: yo yo yo
Stranger: wooooz up my nigga
You: yo bet dude!
You: yo yo
Stranger: yo have any chikenz fo me bro?
You: dont you like wartog?
Stranger: YO BETS BE JOKIN' NIGGA
Stranger: where yo from boy?
You: argentina man
You: yo yo
You: you?
Stranger: Im from LA homie
You: LA cool!
Stranger: YO DAT MESSI IS THE SHIT
Stranger: AGOUROOOOOO
Stranger: YEA HOMIE!
You: who said it was the shit
You: everyting shit
Stranger: yo yo yo homie
Stranger: YO YO YO
You: homie man
You: yo yo yo
Stranger: yo DA NADAL HOMIE IS THE MAN
Stranger: YO YO YO
You: yo want some yo
You: ?
Stranger: im english mate
Stranger: I hate argentina
You: fuck off
Stranger: but the leo messi kid
You: usa sucks dick
Stranger: I love leo messi
You: leo is the law
Stranger: Im not american
Stranger: Im english mate
You: enlgish mate eh?
You: from?
Stranger: Manchaster
Stranger: you?
You: cool
You: buenos aires
You: so you know about messi yo
You: best football player yo
Stranger: I know about messi,tevez,mascherano,aguero,milito,abbodanzieri,heinze
Stranger: Im a sports writer mate
You: so you know about every argentinian player
You: pretty cool
You: you really appreciate the magic of these players
You: yo man!
Stranger: I was a football player
You: pro?
Stranger: yea,I played in man city
You: yo yo man!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I don't even know what we were talking about :lol:
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Re: Omegle

Post by AAAAAAAAA » Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:25 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:


Was that news for you ??

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Re: Omegle

Post by ggonza43 » Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:39 pm

I mean, I don't understand coloquial english very much... so I was like WTF when he started writing those shits :lol:
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Re: Omegle

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:16 am

The most epic battle of all times!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Meanwhile in Omegle...
You: at the legion of doom
Stranger: mr pancake was making a beautiful breakfast for the team
You: until one of the heroes (batman) sprung into action!
Stranger: while he jumped from his bed, leaving robin to wait for his return
You: he took the bus to work because he forgot his belt
Stranger: he was short the 50 cents for the fare, so he walked in the rain
You: Lonely and wet, he decided to carjack an SUV
Stranger: sadly, it was equip with onstar theft protection, and the engine stopped after a mear 3 blocks of slow moving traffic
You: Little did he know it was one of those "Bait Car" and the police arrived in no time!
Stranger: as soon as the police arived, he jumped out and shouted boo!! giving one of the sad old men a heart attack
You: The police next to the old men was certain it was a chance to put this hircine into jail
Stranger: but whole the police were crying over their lost comrad, batman disapperated into the unknown world....of HARRY POTTER
You: Quite dangerous adventures awaited him. Dragons, magic, and witches were not his domain
Stranger: hagrid greeted him kindly and went for a hug
You: but he refused, claiming he was in love with the famous tennis player Sharapova
Stranger: hagrid didnt know who that was, but suddenly voldamort showed up!
You: "Good Morrow", Voldamort says.
Stranger: when we end this u better let me copy and paste this to fb
Stranger: hagrid, looking quite scared, told batman to run, but batman liked this snake like fellow
You: (haha I'm posting this on a forum. Make sure you can post it on digg, too)
You: perhaps it was this sense of old man smell, or maybe something about his eye
Stranger: all the same, batman agreed to help this man in his persuit of this "harry potter" that had so wronged him
You: The truth is, Harry Potter is not the young man he was persuing.
Stranger: he was really chasing david archiletta
You: The divine master of fate! Yet, his eloquence may have much to say. Regardless, they ventured to find him
Stranger: but out of nowhere, a dragon ate voldemort...leaving batman alone once again
You: Tragedy struck. Where would batman go? What would batman do? There is only one man who can save him!
Stranger: soon chuck norris swooped in from the heavens and promised batman he would help
You: He told many of his famous jokes, such as "Chuck Norris' tears can cure Cancer. Unfortunately, he has never cried."
Stranger: batman did not believe this slander...chuck norris proceeded to rip out his throat
You: There was no espape from Chuck Norris now. Could this be the end of our beloved hero?
Stranger: kamala kamala KAMALA chuck norris chanted
You: He pulled out his fist under his beard, and gave a low punch down his balls.
Stranger: dam i gotta go, we gotta end this
You: POW
You: Batman is left unconscious on the ground
Stranger: edward showed up to help...but decided to bitch about hi life so chuck norris ATE HIM
You: OM NOM NOM he went
Stranger: FATALITY....the end :-)
You: :)
You: gg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: Omegle

Post by AAAAAAAAA » Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:23 am

:lol: :lol: What did I say? You are the best! This one was like a poem from L P S. Great!

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Re: Omegle

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:59 am

AAAAAAAAA wrote::lol: :lol: What did I say? You are the best! =
I'm starting to think you say that to everyone :roll: :roll:

...and I still think Pekka Nurmi smells more like a scapegoat than an actual goat :roll: :roll:

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Re: Omegle

Post by AAAAAAAAA » Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:13 pm

:) Nope! I say that only to YOU and NEA. And ICECAR of course! Promise!


Scapegoat! :roll: Pekka?? :roll: He could be grateful if that was his only epithet. And Objection, Objection. Since your mission in life is to defend that VERMIN, you have to find better argument than that. His goats stinks less than he and it's not nice of you to compare the poor animals with a VERMINRAT...

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Re: Omegle

Post by ggonza43 » Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:29 pm

OMFG, NEA's chat was like the "Never Ending Story Game". Damn epic :)
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Re: Omegle

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Sun Jun 20, 2010 4:19 am

Bit of an old thread but, I have a couple new ones!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: Wanna suck ma dick
You: depends
You: where do you live?
Stranger: England
You: If it can reach across the atlantic ocean, i'll do it, yeah
Stranger: kl
Stranger: Wanna see a picture of it
You: are you gay, or straight?
Stranger: Bi
You: bi =(
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny m, 17, uk
You: Horny M?
You: Thats a strange name.
You: Nice to meet you, Horny.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
It'll take a while to fall back into the groove... :lol:

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