From one Strato fan to another...
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Hi everyone, I'm writing today to let you guys know about a fantastic opportunity to purchase or rent a home in Ivins, Utah.
I've been a Stratovarius fan for many years now (since Destiny) and have seem them live countless times. So, before this house gets officially put on the market, I wanted to give the fans this golden opportunity to snatch it at a big discount!
The current tenant is a complete bum and it should be no problem at all for me to get his butt thrown out with only a days notice- I have plenty of friends in the local government who can make it happen. So if you're interested in purcashing this great home, send me a private message and we can discuss pricing and more!
Oh, and see that car out front? I can probably get that for you too. I have connections...we'll talk
Best wishes,
StratoRealEstate
I've been a Stratovarius fan for many years now (since Destiny) and have seem them live countless times. So, before this house gets officially put on the market, I wanted to give the fans this golden opportunity to snatch it at a big discount!
The current tenant is a complete bum and it should be no problem at all for me to get his butt thrown out with only a days notice- I have plenty of friends in the local government who can make it happen. So if you're interested in purcashing this great home, send me a private message and we can discuss pricing and more!
Oh, and see that car out front? I can probably get that for you too. I have connections...we'll talk
Best wishes,
StratoRealEstate
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Can I talk to StratoBowflex vendor? I have a deal for him!
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One golden corral can't get enough, I say!
parallelehtwisted!
parallelehtwisted!
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Wait wait wait wait! When did the Strato forum became a house selling brand? Have I missed something... as usual ?
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I don't know about the house but the car looks OK.
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Ivins, Utah?!?!?
I wish I had the money to buy this home RIGHT NOW!!! Fuck, I don't think I'll ever have another chance to buy one in Ivins!!! It's a good thing you let us know first... Offering us, the stratofans, a house in this prime location shows that you truly have a heart of gold.
You have awaken my interest for nothing, as I can't afford it. I was so looking forward to visiting Ivins' renowned "concrete sidewalk".
I wish I had the money to buy this home RIGHT NOW!!! Fuck, I don't think I'll ever have another chance to buy one in Ivins!!! It's a good thing you let us know first... Offering us, the stratofans, a house in this prime location shows that you truly have a heart of gold.
You have awaken my interest for nothing, as I can't afford it. I was so looking forward to visiting Ivins' renowned "concrete sidewalk".
If irony were made of strawberries, we'd all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now.
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Where is Ivins anyway? About 5 miles from Timbucktwo?
I hear there are Mormons in Utah. Lots of them. My aunt was a Mormon once and they are weird people. They don't even drink coffee.
I hear there are Mormons in Utah. Lots of them. My aunt was a Mormon once and they are weird people. They don't even drink coffee.
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Stealth: As heart of gold as it takes to throw a previous tenant out of his house with government support.
"In Soviet Russia, Stratovarius listens to you!"
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Arghghsjafihs! You stole what I was about to say!browneyedgirl wrote:Where is Ivins anyway? About 5 miles from Timbucktwo?
I hear there are Mormons in Utah. Lots of them. My aunt was a Mormon once and they are weird people. They don't even drink coffee.
Mormons...
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um hiro23 is there
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Hiro! You didn't tell us you were a mormon!
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LOL. not everyone in Utah is a Mormon, just like not everyone in Alabama is Baptist!
Well, almost.
Well, almost.
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Look up the Wikipedia article on Ivins.browneyedgirl wrote:LOL. not everyone in Utah is a Mormon, just like not everyone in Alabama is Baptist!
Well, almost.
Lulworthy.
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Can I play futbol in the yard? jajaja
I SORRY MY ENGLISH I AM FROM THE VENEZUELA!!!!!!
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I have never seen a Moron. What do they look like?
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Not a moron, a mormon
They go to your house with a nice suit and start talking about Jesus.
They are usually funny, yet weird...
They go to your house with a nice suit and start talking about Jesus.
They are usually funny, yet weird...
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It sounds exactly like a Moron to me.
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They also ride bicycles while wearing their suits. Even in the Summer. And, they don't drink colas either! But, they do have lots of children!
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I would like to thank each and every one of you who have sent me private messages during the last few days asking about the house. I will be able to provide additional details in the next few days.
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First off let me clear some things up, yes I do live in utah, no I am not a mormon, yes that is my house, no it's not for sale.
I have no idea who this person is or why they are throwing these things out but I will be the first to say that I think it's very uncool of them and I consider it an invasion of my privacy.
I have no idea who this person is or why they are throwing these things out but I will be the first to say that I think it's very uncool of them and I consider it an invasion of my privacy.
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So does that mean you'll buy it, or what...?
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How the hell am I supposed to sell it, then..?
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You can't, the best you can hope for is that maybe I'm looking for a room mate but don't count on it.
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This always happens to me
I'll NEVER make it in this business
I'll NEVER make it in this business
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LOL may I suggest asking the tenants inside whether or not they want to sell?
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I have a fear of rejection
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Hey, at least it's better than violating facebook privacy.
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What about violating the space under someones bed and untidy it with nomnomnomcrumbs? Night after night???