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From one Strato fan to another...

Post by StratoRealEstate » Wed Jan 27, 2010 9:35 pm

Hi everyone, I'm writing today to let you guys know about a fantastic opportunity to purchase or rent a home in Ivins, Utah.

I've been a Stratovarius fan for many years now (since Destiny) and have seem them live countless times. So, before this house gets officially put on the market, I wanted to give the fans this golden opportunity to snatch it at a big discount!

The current tenant is a complete bum and it should be no problem at all for me to get his butt thrown out with only a days notice- I have plenty of friends in the local government who can make it happen. So if you're interested in purcashing this great home, send me a private message and we can discuss pricing and more!

Oh, and see that car out front? I can probably get that for you too. I have connections...we'll talk ;)

Best wishes,
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Post by NeverendingAbyss » Wed Jan 27, 2010 9:55 pm

:lol: Can I talk to StratoBowflex vendor? I have a deal for him!

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Post by Avatar Thief » Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:15 pm

One golden corral can't get enough, I say! :twisted:

parallelehtwisted! :roll:

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Post by ggonza43 » Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:18 pm

Wait wait wait wait! When did the Strato forum became a house selling brand? Have I missed something... as usual :??

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Post by browneyedgirl » Thu Jan 28, 2010 3:36 am

I don't know about the house but the car looks OK. :D

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Post by Stealth » Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:34 am

Ivins, Utah?!?!? :omg: :omg: :omg:

I wish I had the money to buy this home RIGHT NOW!!! Fuck, I don't think I'll ever have another chance to buy one in Ivins!!! :cry: It's a good thing you let us know first... Offering us, the stratofans, a house in this prime location shows that you truly have a heart of gold.

You have awaken my interest for nothing, as I can't afford it. :cry: I was so looking forward to visiting Ivins' renowned "concrete sidewalk".
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Post by browneyedgirl » Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:53 pm

Where is Ivins anyway? ??? About 5 miles from Timbucktwo? ???

I hear there are Mormons in Utah. :err: Lots of them. My aunt was a Mormon once and they are weird people. They don't even drink coffee. :err:

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Post by Intiaani » Thu Jan 28, 2010 5:41 pm

Stealth: As heart of gold as it takes to throw a previous tenant out of his house with government support. :roll:
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Post by NeverendingAbyss » Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:18 pm

browneyedgirl wrote:Where is Ivins anyway? ??? About 5 miles from Timbucktwo? ???

I hear there are Mormons in Utah. :err: Lots of them. My aunt was a Mormon once and they are weird people. They don't even drink coffee. :err:
Arghghsjafihs! You stole what I was about to say! :x :x
:lol: Mormons... :roll:

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Post by icecab21 » Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:31 pm

um hiro23 is there

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Post by NeverendingAbyss » Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:35 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Hiro! You didn't tell us you were a mormon! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by browneyedgirl » Thu Jan 28, 2010 8:54 pm

LOL. not everyone in Utah is a Mormon, just like not everyone in Alabama is Baptist! :D

Well, almost. :oops:

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Post by Rebel » Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:29 pm

browneyedgirl wrote:LOL. not everyone in Utah is a Mormon, just like not everyone in Alabama is Baptist! :D

Well, almost. :oops:
Look up the Wikipedia article on Ivins.
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Post by venezuela_boy » Sat Jan 30, 2010 8:44 pm

Can I play futbol in the yard? jajaja
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Post by AAAAAAAAA » Sat Jan 30, 2010 9:01 pm

:( I have never seen a Moron. What do they look like? :roll: :roll:

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Post by NeverendingAbyss » Sat Jan 30, 2010 9:03 pm

:lol: Not a moron, a mormon :lol: :lol: :lol:

They go to your house with a nice suit and start talking about Jesus.
They are usually funny, yet weird... :?

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Post by AAAAAAAAA » Sat Jan 30, 2010 9:04 pm

:) It sounds exactly like a Moron to me. :roll:

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Post by AGAG » Sun Jan 31, 2010 3:21 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

It makes sense...
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Post by browneyedgirl » Sun Jan 31, 2010 4:10 am

They also ride bicycles while wearing their suits. Even in the Summer. And, they don't drink colas either! But, they do have lots of children! ;)

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Re: From one Strato fan to another...

Post by StratoRealEstate » Sun Jan 31, 2010 7:37 pm

I would like to thank each and every one of you who have sent me private messages during the last few days asking about the house. I will be able to provide additional details in the next few days.

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Post by hiro23 » Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:30 pm

First off let me clear some things up, yes I do live in utah, no I am not a mormon, yes that is my house, no it's not for sale.

I have no idea who this person is or why they are throwing these things out but I will be the first to say that I think it's very uncool of them and I consider it an invasion of my privacy.
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Re: From one Strato fan to another...

Post by StratoRealEstate » Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:38 pm

So does that mean you'll buy it, or what...?

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Post by hiro23 » Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:39 pm

It means I already own it
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Re: From one Strato fan to another...

Post by StratoRealEstate » Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:41 pm

How the hell am I supposed to sell it, then..?

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Re: From one Strato fan to another...

Post by hiro23 » Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:46 pm

You can't, the best you can hope for is that maybe I'm looking for a room mate but don't count on it.
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Re: From one Strato fan to another...

Post by StratoRealEstate » Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:52 pm

This always happens to me :cry: :cry:

I'll NEVER make it in this business :roll: :roll: :roll:

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Post by hiro23 » Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:56 pm

LOL may I suggest asking the tenants inside whether or not they want to sell?
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Re: From one Strato fan to another...

Post by StratoRealEstate » Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:03 pm

I have a fear of rejection :cry: :cry:

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Post by NeverendingAbyss » Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:05 pm

Hey, at least it's better than violating facebook privacy. :roll: :roll: :roll:

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Re: From one Strato fan to another...

Post by AAAAAAAAA » Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:47 pm

:lol: :lol: What about violating the space under someones bed and untidy it with nomnomnomcrumbs? Night after night??? :D :shock: :D

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