Stratovarius Community

Hi everyone, I'm writing today to let you guys know about a fantastic opportunity to purchase or rent a home in Ivins, Utah.

I've been a Stratovarius fan for many years now (since Destiny) and have seem them live countless times. So, before this house gets officially put on the market, I wanted to give the fans this golden opportunity to snatch it at a big discount!

The current tenant is a complete bum and it should be no problem at all for me to get his butt thrown out with only a days notice- I have plenty of friends in the local government who can make it happen. So if you're interested in purcashing this great home, send me a private message and we can discuss pricing and more!

Oh, and see that car out front? I can probably get that for you too. I have connections...we'll talk

Best wishes,
StratoRealEstate

Can I talk to StratoBowflex vendor? I have a deal for him!

One golden corral can't get enough, I say!

parallelehtwisted!

Wait wait wait wait! When did the Strato forum became a house selling brand? Have I missed something... as usual ?

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I don't know about the house but the car looks OK.

Ivins, Utah?!?!?

I wish I had the money to buy this home RIGHT NOW!!! Fuck, I don't think I'll ever have another chance to buy one in Ivins!!! It's a good thing you let us know first... Offering us, the stratofans, a house in this prime location shows that you truly have a heart of gold.

You have awaken my interest for nothing, as I can't afford it. I was so looking forward to visiting Ivins' renowned "concrete sidewalk".

Where is Ivins anyway? About 5 miles from Timbucktwo?

I hear there are Mormons in Utah. Lots of them. My aunt was a Mormon once and they are weird people. They don't even drink coffee.

Stealth: As heart of gold as it takes to throw a previous tenant out of his house with government support.

browneyedgirl wrote:Where is Ivins anyway? About 5 miles from Timbucktwo?

I hear there are Mormons in Utah. Lots of them. My aunt was a Mormon once and they are weird people. They don't even drink coffee.

Arghghsjafihs! You stole what I was about to say!
Mormons...

um hiro23 is there

Hiro! You didn't tell us you were a mormon!

LOL. not everyone in Utah is a Mormon, just like not everyone in Alabama is Baptist!

Well, almost.

browneyedgirl wrote:LOL. not everyone in Utah is a Mormon, just like not everyone in Alabama is Baptist!

Well, almost.

Look up the Wikipedia article on Ivins.
Lulworthy.

Can I play futbol in the yard? jajaja

I have never seen a Moron. What do they look like?

Not a moron, a mormon

They go to your house with a nice suit and start talking about Jesus.
They are usually funny, yet weird...

It sounds exactly like a Moron to me.

It makes sense...

They also ride bicycles while wearing their suits. Even in the Summer. And, they don't drink colas either! But, they do have lots of children!

I would like to thank each and every one of you who have sent me private messages during the last few days asking about the house. I will be able to provide additional details in the next few days.

First off let me clear some things up, yes I do live in utah, no I am not a mormon, yes that is my house, no it's not for sale.

I have no idea who this person is or why they are throwing these things out but I will be the first to say that I think it's very uncool of them and I consider it an invasion of my privacy.

So does that mean you'll buy it, or what...?

It means I already own it

How the hell am I supposed to sell it, then..?

You can't, the best you can hope for is that maybe I'm looking for a room mate but don't count on it.

This always happens to me

I'll NEVER make it in this business

LOL may I suggest asking the tenants inside whether or not they want to sell?

I have a fear of rejection

Hey, at least it's better than violating facebook privacy.

What about violating the space under someones bed and untidy it with nomnomnomcrumbs? Night after night???