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Don't take it serious--you drummers know you are indespensible! :luv3:

Now, its the Guitarists turn to get roasted, sliced&diced!

http://www.users.bigpond.com/prodigalson/guitaris.htm

KEYBOARDIST JOKE:

A Keyboardist&a Lawyer are walking down the side of the road. All of a sudden your car loses control--which person do you hit first?
The Lawyer. Business before pleasure!

OK, bad taste, but nothing personal---you can apply that joke to bassists, drummers or singers.

browneyedgirl wrote:A Keyboardist&a Lawyer are walking down the side of the road. All of a sudden your car loses control--which person do you hit first?
The Lawyer. Business before pleasure!

Nice joke

I could not find many Keyboardist jokes. for some reason Drummers are the biggest Butt of jokes followed by Bassists.

browneyedgirl wrote:I could not find many Keyboardist jokes. for some reason Drummers are the biggest Butt of jokes followed by Bassists.

ARGH! No more bassist jokes!!! There are too many bassist jokes in the world and in finnish I think there are more bassist jokes tan drummer jokes And most of them suck ass

that reminds me of a joke by Tobias Sammet, when the journalist asks him "what would you be if you were not a musician?", and he answers "well, a basss player?"

@cliff : I didn't know that Tobi told so! He also could answer : "a drums player!".