MANOWAR would kill themselves...

[StragOvariuS]

Because they were worse than poison!


hahahah


Somehow, reminds me Type O negative hard rock version...


PINK, MAKEUP, ACTION!

I really love manowar, but thats CHEEESY AS HELL!!!

EDIT: Kill looks better

[HvyMtlClickWitch]

Wow, Eric Adams' pose in that last one is quite flamingly queer. But that's okay. I still love them all.

[NeonVomit]

I can never forgive them for those ass-less leather trousers.

[Shurik]

They have the "no closet can hold me" look

[Dave]

http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics5/bm2/bm3.jpg

well.. the future of black metal

[HvyMtlClickWitch]

http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics5/bm2/bm3.jpg

well.. the future of black metal

Oh my. This isn't so good..

[StragOvariuS]

http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics5/bm2/bm3.jpg

well.. the future of black metal

Dude...where are their parents?

[iron_thunder]

wow, i'm so glad i'm gay, i can't tell you...

@ hvymtletc: Those are the kinds of photos I was telling you about-- the ones in those magazines from the 80s. i should try to dig those up..

They have the "no closet can hold me" look

Brilliantly said

http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics5/bm2/bm3.jpg

well.. the future of black metal

This is devastating. Dave, where did you find that?? Well, from the top ten worst BM poses or whatever, but... I mean, where the fuck did THEY find it? god damnit!
*pukes*

[Shurik]

Shurik wrote:
They have the "no closet can hold me" look


Brilliantly said

It's not mine, it's from Married with Children, an episode where Al's barber died (AFAIR)

[iron_thunder]

Shurik wrote:
They have the "no closet can hold me" look


Brilliantly said

It's not mine, it's from Married with Children, an episode where Al's barber died (AFAIR)

ok, then... brilliantly quoted!

[neonlightchild]

Because they were worse than poison!


hahahah


Somehow, reminds me Type O negative hard rock version...


PINK, MAKEUP, ACTION!

I really love manowar, but thats CHEEESY AS HELL!!!

EDIT: Kill looks better

I thought Cinderella and Poison were the "top sissy" bands

[StragOvariuS]

Shurik wrote:
They have the "no closet can hold me" look


Brilliantly said

It's not mine, it's from Married with Children, an episode where Al's barber died (AFAIR)

Al is AWESOME!!! an example of modern man!

[Shurik]

The look on moustached guy's face kills me

[iron_thunder]

but like... manowar isn't "sissy" in that genderbending way that was so prevalent and charming in the 80s (i.e. Poison). They're effeminate in that way where they've gone all the way around the stereotype wheel, starting at this hyper-masculine point, and have circled around to cheesily ridiculous. or "sissy" as someone said.

manowar is just... manowar.

sometimes i sit back and i just can't believe that these people exist.

[HvyMtlClickWitch]

Yes, but they love metal! The way we do!

We have to come to grips with the fact that these same guys are sitting on the same side of the proverbial wheel of life that we are. I mean, in some small way, we ARE the Manowar.

Oh god. Shut up. SHUT UP!!!

[Jester]

Actually, they look like they might have been extras on the set of "Conan the Barbarian". Maybe the scene in the temple where they all start fighting and that cauldron gets knocked over and the green soup with all the arms and legs in it goes everywhere? LOL . I thought a Manowar was a jellyfish or something that lives in the ocean that can sting the shit out of you. I have seen signs at the beach to beware of them.

All jokes aside, I have never been a big Manowar fan, they have a couple of songs that are OK, but in general......

Jesse

[stratoplayer]

Actually, they look like they might have been extras on the set of "Conan the Barbarian".

i thought the exact same thing!!

Yes, but they love metal! The way we do!

We have to come to grips with the fact that these same guys are sitting on the same side of the proverbial wheel of life that we are. I mean, in some small way, we ARE the Manowar.

Oh god. Shut up. SHUT UP!!!

please do so, youve given me yet another reason to hate humanity!