Best blonde joke ever
Usually i can't laugh about these kind of jokes--but this one is for sure the best i've ever read:
*click me*
Man this is so awesome.
Still laughing.
*click me*
Man this is so awesome.
Still laughing.
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Re: Best blonde joke ever
Before Dave gets banned again, he apologizes to all blondes in advance.
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Re: Best blonde joke ever
LOL!!!! :rotflmao2: I should not laugh because there are jokes about redheads, too! AND SOME ARE TRUE---THE GOOD JOKES, THAT IS! =p
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Re: Best blonde joke ever
it's one of those things where you get it when you click on dave's link, but you want to see how fucking far it goes.
that is SO clever!
that is SO clever!
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Re: Best blonde joke ever
now you have something to do when you wake up in the night and can't fall asleep again.
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Re: Best blonde joke ever
am I too stupid? or too tired? I don't get it... is THIS the joke:
Warum sind alle blondinenwitze so kurz?
Damit sie alle männer auch verstehen!
If yes, then I cannot agree with you...
Warum sind alle blondinenwitze so kurz?
Damit sie alle männer auch verstehen!
If yes, then I cannot agree with you...
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Re: Best blonde joke ever
No no.. On the page there's the sentence
I’ve heard a lot of blonde jokes in my lifetime, but this one is definatelly the best.
and the phrase "this one" is linked to the page, where u can find the ultimate blonde joke.
Nothin more to say.
I’ve heard a lot of blonde jokes in my lifetime, but this one is definatelly the best.
and the phrase "this one" is linked to the page, where u can find the ultimate blonde joke.
Nothin more to say.
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Re: Best blonde joke ever
yeah I tried that, but after the twenty-somewhat page I gave up. If this is all, I don't think it's funny. At least it's not my taste of humour.
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Re: Best blonde joke ever
I guess the joke is that a true blonde would keep following the links, on&on&on! And, I did for about 10 times before I caught on!
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Re: Best blonde joke ever
Clever but not really funny...
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Re: Best blonde joke ever
Like who the hell clicked more than one time here?
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Re: Best blonde joke ever
I clicked once, then I got a similar page on a different board. It was suspicious. Why didn't the guy just simply post the joke there? Then I clicked again, and the same came, so I knew then, that I was right, it's just a stupid joke.
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S a tested is a porba hullék,
Akkor is van még remény,
Mert a lelked továbbra is él."
- Mark Swanson -
from the book, Nick's legend
S a tested is a porba hullék,
Akkor is van még remény,
Mert a lelked továbbra is él."
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Re: Best blonde joke ever
Hah that's interesting I posted it on a german board and everybody said the samestratohawk wrote:yeah I tried that, but after the twenty-somewhat page I gave up. If this is all, I don't think it's funny. At least it's not my taste of humour.
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Re: Best blonde joke ever
SOmebody once said to me that blondes and bassplayers are equals in the counter of IQ... well... followed 37 links!!!! quess I'm true to my instrument
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Re: Best blonde joke ever
Haha that's awesome I just did 20
and @stratohawk: Seems like i'm still the master of bad jokes
and @stratohawk: Seems like i'm still the master of bad jokes
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Re: Best blonde joke ever
yes.stratoplayer wrote:Clever but not really funny...
@Dave: Maybe. And that's funny, that the posters on the German board thought the same. Maybe we don't have that much sense of humour.
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Re: Best blonde joke ever
Let me clarify that I did not read this thread before clicking on the link. I clicked a total of 2 times. Then looked at the url of where I'd go if I clicked again, and noticed it was almost identical to the one where I already was.
I proved to be too clever for this joke. Dave, you have failed.
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Fission Mailed
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