The Land Before Time

AAAAAAAAAA · Post by **AAAAAAAAAA** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:40 am

An artistic culmination (by yours truly) of one of Tolkki's regular spiritual epiphanies.

http://img359.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tolkkidh6.png

NeverendingAbyss · Post by **NeverendingAbyss** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:04 pm

well done!

Stratowarius · Post by **Stratowarius** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:25 pm

He is hungry

Stratowarius · Post by **Stratowarius** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:31 pm

By the way. Is the legs from a Tyrannosaurus

In that case. DANGEROUS in every space of time.

AAAAAAAAAA · Post by **AAAAAAAAAA** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:02 pm

This piece was originally titled "Timo Tolkki's Sandwich-Hungry Bite of Tyrannosaurus".

NeverendingAbyss · Post by **NeverendingAbyss** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:11 am

Was this made in photoshop? I'm finishing something about the Universe and I'll post it once I'm done!

AAAAAAAAAA · Post by **AAAAAAAAAA** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:17 am

NeverendingAbyss wrote:Was this made in photoshop? I'm finishing something about the Universe and I'll post it once I'm done!

No this is real footage.
I look forward to seeing your creation here

NeverendingAbyss · Post by **NeverendingAbyss** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:27 am

It's not funny and it's not related to Stratovarius (except for the sentence, which is TT's Key to the Universe)
I did it all by myself, so here it is:

AAAAAAAAAA · Post by **AAAAAAAAAA** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 5:04 am

Respectable (in fact quite good), but if there was Tolkki eating a sandwich somewhere in there, it would be much better I assure you.

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:33 am

He is eating a "Hero" Sandwich!

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 5:48 pm

NeonVomit · Post by **NeonVomit** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:24 pm

Mormegil · Post by **Mormegil** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 8:36 pm

Haha! It's funny because he is fat.

Seriously dude, put some effort to it.

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 8:50 pm

OK, you Moderator-wannabe's,

what do we do with this thread?
1. Delete it,
2. Lock it,
3. Turn it into an idolizing, heroworshipping TT thread so it will be acceptable to a certain group of people?
AAAAAAAAAA, what do you think we should do?
4. Just have fun with it like the "yeah!" thread? Now thats an idea.
I have a feeling if it had been anyone than TT being parodied, it would have ben totally OK.

Real cute baby there, giving everyone the bird.

: 2 minutes after my grandson was born he was doing the Vulcan salute, I plan to post that. It was really cute&no photoshop involved.

Mormegil · Post by **Mormegil** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:01 pm

I don't have a problem with anyone making fun of TT, but I've always had problem with lame jokes about person's weight. (See also: Yngwie Malmsteen)

PROTIP: Pulling the "TT-idolising" -card is just as unimaginative as those kind of jokes.

icecab21 · Post by **icecab21** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:32 pm

lets turn it into a cute baby thread. Everyone should support babies.

Does it really take a pro tt person to be against making fun of peoples health problems?

AAAAAAAAAA · Post by **AAAAAAAAAA** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:52 pm

3. Turn it into an idolizing, heroworshipping TT thread so it will be acceptable to a certain group of people?
AAAAAAAAAA, what do you think we should do?

I didn't even really have any bad intentions with this, just messing with MS paint

To anyone who didn't like it: sorry, I can't be funny always

Here's my second attempt (see, no fat jokes)

NeverendingAbyss · Post by **NeverendingAbyss** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:20 pm

I seriously lol'd!

icecab21 · Post by **icecab21** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:23 pm

We can all put up pictures with our heads on dinosaurs and eating a sandwich. Those tiny arms are fun.

Stratowarius · Post by **Stratowarius** » Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:07 pm

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:
3. Turn it into an idolizing, heroworshipping TT thread so it will be acceptable to a certain group of people?
AAAAAAAAAA, what do you think we should do?
I didn't even really have any bad intentions with this, just messing with MS paint To anyone who didn't like it: sorry, I can't be funny always Here's my second attempt (see, no fat jokes)

If possible even funnier

Now he can put his head in the sand

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:26 am

Its an Emu!

I don't know about hiding its head in the sand but Emus sure can run fast!!!! There is a petting zoo close to my parents house, and an emu got loose from its pen. It was running up the road VERY fast!!!!!

That was a sight to see!

AAAAAAAAAA · Post by **AAAAAAAAAA** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:03 am

browneyedgirl wrote:Its an Emu! I don't know about hiding its head in the sand but Emus sure can run fast!!!! There is a petting zoo close to my parents house, and an emu got loose from its pen. It was running up the road VERY fast!!!!! That was a sight to see!

They brought an emu on the tonight show a few months ago and jay remarked that it was quite possibly the dumbest looking bird he'd ever seen. I've seen a few up close and I have to agree

I've looked into their empty eyes!

icecab21 · Post by **icecab21** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:42 am

I've looked into their empty eyes!

and saw into their empty souls

There used to be an emu farm a few blocks away from me, now we just have a normal farm. I have a great time going to see the little piglets and baby animals. Seattle area is a great location. Ocean, mountains, city, country, Wind, Fire, Water, Earth -- elements Fear, Anger, Sorrow, Joy -- Elements

Beast_Pete · Post by **Beast_Pete** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:59 pm

PENIS

Stratowarius · Post by **Stratowarius** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:48 pm

Beast_Pete wrote:PENIS

Are you perhaps an urinary doctor

Aldaron · Post by **Aldaron** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:25 pm

icecab21 wrote:
Seattle area is a great location. Ocean, mountains, city, country, Wind, Fire, Water, Earth -- elements Fear, Anger, Sorrow, Joy -- Elements
You're in Seattle? I'm in Renton much of the time. Where are you?

Demir · Post by **Demir** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:32 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH

Star_Ocean · Post by **Star_Ocean** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:01 pm

Do you know what is most creepy about that picture?

If you ignore everything around his face, and just look at the actual picture of Timo, what do you think?

AAAAAAAAAA, I really don't want to know where you got that picture. Someone must be sneaking through Timo's "Naughty Picture" folder on his computer.

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:02 pm

icecab21 wrote:
I've looked into their empty eyes!
and saw into their empty souls

There used to be an emu farm a few blocks away from me, now we just have a normal farm. I have a great time going to see the little piglets and baby animals. Seattle area is a great location. Ocean, mountains, city, country, Wind, Fire, Water, Earth -- elements Fear, Anger, Sorrow, Joy -- Elements

Do you ever see Bill Gates?

stratohawk · Post by **stratohawk** » Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:26 pm

NeonVomit wrote:

Thank you, NV.

I only want to say the following about this thread:

Childish, and embarassing.

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