Neorave wrote:I'm thinking someone does not know the concept of teh Internets.Stratowarius wrote:Maybe he has a crush on you.And the attacks is his way of flirting with you. Such things happen you know..
And what secret knowledge can you brag about. Havent you stayed out of the net so long that you have become a bit rusty??browneyedgirl wrote:Stratowarius wrote:At first it pissed me off, now its grown somewhat amusing that someone would go to this length just to "tell someone off" on a forum. Lots of posts here irk me, but I do the normal thing&just ignore them, or have the gonads to confront them..... real nick-to-real nick.
Why on earth cant he let your avatar be? This is really strange and I hope we soon can get some explanation.
I don't know whether you intended that as a joke....but god that is funnyBrownEyedGirl wrote: I think some insecure female or narrowminded male bordering on gayness is responsible.
You are flattering yourself if you think my purpose in life is to cyber-stalk you and make your life miserableBrownEyedGirl wrote: No way! Its the opposite! Whenever I post anything that irks him he will take on another nick just to bash me/get even with me! Very Happy At first it pissed me off, now its grown somewhat amusing that someone would go to this length just to "tell someone off" on a forum.
If I see you keep making posts like "the older the berry, the sweeter the juice" and "what is age anyway, its just a number", which vastly overcompensate for your inexplicable insecurity about your age, then maybe the temptation is too much to resist and I might make a disparaging remark 
What the hell is a "paternity leave"!?STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN wrote:CONFESSIONS OF A PREGNANT MAN
BY: STINKY PREGNANT MAN (WHAT A COINCIDENCE. HAA-HAA!!)
HELLO MY DEAR FRIENDS. THIS IS MY LAST MEMOIR UNTIL THE FINAL CHILD COMES OUT AND I CAN BEGIN MY NEW LIFE. I'M NOT SURE WHAT I WILL DO, BECAUSE MY LAST JOB DID NOT HAVE A 'PATERNITY LEAVE' PROGRAM, SO I WILL HAVE TO FIND A NEW OCCUPATION.
You do know that keyboards have feelings, too, right?STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN wrote:I WOULD LIKE TO FIRST APOLOGIZE FOR THE CAPS LOCK: I SAT ON THE 'SHIFT' KEY AND IT IS NOW PERMANENTLY IN THE COMPRESSED STATE. I ALSO FEEL THAT THIS FORMAT BEST SUITS WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY.
Wait, wait, wait...your eyes are pregnant!? How does that work?...Seriously, I'm asking...how do you make love to that?STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN wrote:AND AS I LOGGED ON, THERE SHE WAS. THE SEDUCTIVE BEAUTY HERSELF....BROWNEYEDGIRL'S AVATAR. MY PREGNANT EYES WIDENED WITH AMUSEMENT. BUT ALAS I VOWED NOT TO ENGAGE IN ANY RELATIONSHIP...EVERY TIME MY PREGNANT BELLY JIGGLES I AM REMINDED OF THE ILLS OF YIELDING TO OUR TEMPTATIONS. WHAT A BEAUTY SHE WAS, THAT BROWNEYEDGIRL!
I didn't know you did magic tricks.STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN wrote:THE BABY COMES IN AND OUT ON A DAILY BASIS NOW. I FRANKLY WISH HE WOULD MAKE UP HIS MIND...I'M NOT A KANGAROO. JUST THREE DAYS AGO HE TORE MY PANTS WIDE OPEN IN AN EFFORT TO GET BACK IN...AND I WAS ENTERTAINING COMPANY AT THE TIME. WELL THEY GOT ENTERTAINED ALL RIGHT!! VERY BAD TIMING!
You obviously don't believe in love at first sight.Wait, wait, wait...your eyes are pregnant!? How does that work?...Seriously, I'm asking...how do you make love to that?
No I dont think it is fun anymore and I dont believe a word Stinky says. Except that he stinks. I dont think he has been pregnant at all and that all this talk about the four children is pure deceit.I dont know what sort of childsupport he can get wherever he lives but his talk about "paternity leave" sounds alarming. Maybe he counts on trippeling that cheque and the taxpayers in his society will be bluffed. Or he wanted Icecar to pay. Or SAAAAAAAAAAna-production. It is always about money in this sordid world but I think that Stinky takes the price. I'm not sure if I even believe that anymore.Stratowarius wrote:
XD, good one!AAAAAAAAAA wrote:You obviously don't believe in love at first sight.Wait, wait, wait...your eyes are pregnant!? How does that work?...Seriously, I'm asking...how do you make love to that?
NeonVomit wrote:Man I hope Israel start bombing someone again soon because that's the only way any interesting threads get going.
Dont mention the war...