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Stratowarius · Post by **Stratowarius** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:40 pm

Neorave wrote:
Stratowarius wrote: Maybe he has a crush on you.And the attacks is his way of flirting with you. Such things happen you know..
I'm thinking someone does not know the concept of teh Internets.

And what secret knowledge can you brag about. Havent you stayed out of the net so long that you have become a bit rusty??

Stratowarius · Post by **Stratowarius** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:55 pm

browneyedgirl wrote:
Stratowarius wrote: Maybe he has a crush on you.And the attacks is his way of flirting with you. Such things happen you know..
No way! Its the opposite! Whenever I post anything that irks him he will take on another nick just to bash me/get even with me! At first it pissed me off, now its grown somewhat amusing that someone would go to this length just to "tell someone off" on a forum. Lots of posts here irk me, but I do the normal thing&just ignore them, or have the gonads to confront them..... real nick-to-real nick.

I havent followed your problem with this nickchangeing person and I cant understand why he is after just you. I dont see you as especially provoking and maybe I really was right in my first assumption

Why on earth cant he let your avatar be? This is really strange and I hope we soon can get some explanation.

AAAAAAAAAA · Post by **AAAAAAAAAA** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:12 pm

BrownEyedGirl wrote: I think some insecure female or narrowminded male bordering on gayness is responsible.

I don't know whether you intended that as a joke....but god that is funny

BrownEyedGirl wrote: No way! Its the opposite! Whenever I post anything that irks him he will take on another nick just to bash me/get even with me! Very Happy At first it pissed me off, now its grown somewhat amusing that someone would go to this length just to "tell someone off" on a forum.

You are flattering yourself if you think my purpose in life is to cyber-stalk you and make your life miserable

If I see you keep making posts like "the older the berry, the sweeter the juice" and "what is age anyway, its just a number", which vastly overcompensate for your inexplicable insecurity about your age, then maybe the temptation is too much to resist and I might make a disparaging remark

STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN · Post by **STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:27 pm

CONFESSIONS OF A PREGNANT MAN
BY: STINKY PREGNANT MAN (WHAT A COINCIDENCE. HAA-HAA!!)

HELLO MY DEAR FRIENDS. THIS IS MY LAST MEMOIR UNTIL THE FINAL CHILD COMES OUT AND I CAN BEGIN MY NEW LIFE. I'M NOT SURE WHAT I WILL DO, BECAUSE MY LAST JOB DID NOT HAVE A 'PATERNITY LEAVE' PROGRAM, SO I WILL HAVE TO FIND A NEW OCCUPATION.

I WOULD LIKE TO FIRST APOLOGIZE FOR THE CAPS LOCK: I SAT ON THE 'SHIFT' KEY AND IT IS NOW PERMANENTLY IN THE COMPRESSED STATE. I ALSO FEEL THAT THIS FORMAT BEST SUITS WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY.

I AM THE FORUM POLICE. I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS WHOLE MESS. IT ALL STARTED SEVERAL MONTHS AGO, WHEN I LOGGED ON TO THIS FORUM TO HEAR MORE ABOUT STRATOVARIUS. I GENERALLY DON'T LISTEN TO HEAVY-METAL WHEN I AM PREGNANT, BECAUSE IT MAKES THE BABY KICK LIKE A MULE, BUT THIS TIME I DECIDED TO MAKE AN EXCEPTION.

AND AS I LOGGED ON, THERE SHE WAS. THE SEDUCTIVE BEAUTY HERSELF....BROWNEYEDGIRL'S AVATAR. MY PREGNANT EYES WIDENED WITH AMUSEMENT. BUT ALAS I VOWED NOT TO ENGAGE IN ANY RELATIONSHIP...EVERY TIME MY PREGNANT BELLY JIGGLES I AM REMINDED OF THE ILLS OF YIELDING TO OUR TEMPTATIONS. WHAT A BEAUTY SHE WAS, THAT BROWNEYEDGIRL!

AFTER SHE WON OVER MY HEART, I COULD NOT BEAR THE THOUGHT OF HURTING HER WITH THOSE WORDS I WROTE- SO PREGNANT WITH HATE. AND I WAS EVEN RIDDEN WITH ENORMOUS GUILT WHEN I TOOK MY DAILY TRIP TO THE "PORN" THREAD", SO I HACKED THE FORUM AND REMOVED THOSE PICTURES. AFTER ALL, HOW COULD I LOOK AT THOSE LADIES WHEN MY HEART HAD BEEN WON? IN ANY CASE, MY ARMS DO NOT REACH OVER MY BELLY, SO WHATS THE POINT?

SEVERAL DAYS LATER, SHE CHANGED HER AVATAR AND I REALIZED I HAD BEEN TRICKED. WHAT A SHAM! MAYBE ITS FOR THE BEST..

THE BABY COMES IN AND OUT ON A DAILY BASIS NOW. I FRANKLY WISH HE WOULD MAKE UP HIS MIND...I'M NOT A KANGAROO. JUST THREE DAYS AGO HE TORE MY PANTS WIDE OPEN IN AN EFFORT TO GET BACK IN...AND I WAS ENTERTAINING COMPANY AT THE TIME. WELL THEY GOT ENTERTAINED ALL RIGHT!! VERY BAD TIMING!

NeverendingAbyss · Post by **NeverendingAbyss** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:45 pm

If it's true: tough
If it's false: lock it!

Neorave · Post by **Neorave** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:14 am

STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN wrote:CONFESSIONS OF A PREGNANT MAN
BY: STINKY PREGNANT MAN (WHAT A COINCIDENCE. HAA-HAA!!)

HELLO MY DEAR FRIENDS. THIS IS MY LAST MEMOIR UNTIL THE FINAL CHILD COMES OUT AND I CAN BEGIN MY NEW LIFE. I'M NOT SURE WHAT I WILL DO, BECAUSE MY LAST JOB DID NOT HAVE A 'PATERNITY LEAVE' PROGRAM, SO I WILL HAVE TO FIND A NEW OCCUPATION.

What the hell is a "paternity leave"!?

STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN wrote:I WOULD LIKE TO FIRST APOLOGIZE FOR THE CAPS LOCK: I SAT ON THE 'SHIFT' KEY AND IT IS NOW PERMANENTLY IN THE COMPRESSED STATE. I ALSO FEEL THAT THIS FORMAT BEST SUITS WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY.

You do know that keyboards have feelings, too, right?

STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN wrote:AND AS I LOGGED ON, THERE SHE WAS. THE SEDUCTIVE BEAUTY HERSELF....BROWNEYEDGIRL'S AVATAR. MY PREGNANT EYES WIDENED WITH AMUSEMENT. BUT ALAS I VOWED NOT TO ENGAGE IN ANY RELATIONSHIP...EVERY TIME MY PREGNANT BELLY JIGGLES I AM REMINDED OF THE ILLS OF YIELDING TO OUR TEMPTATIONS. WHAT A BEAUTY SHE WAS, THAT BROWNEYEDGIRL!

Wait, wait, wait...your eyes are pregnant!? How does that work?...Seriously, I'm asking...how do you make love to that?

STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN wrote:THE BABY COMES IN AND OUT ON A DAILY BASIS NOW. I FRANKLY WISH HE WOULD MAKE UP HIS MIND...I'M NOT A KANGAROO. JUST THREE DAYS AGO HE TORE MY PANTS WIDE OPEN IN AN EFFORT TO GET BACK IN...AND I WAS ENTERTAINING COMPANY AT THE TIME. WELL THEY GOT ENTERTAINED ALL RIGHT!! VERY BAD TIMING!

I didn't know you did magic tricks.

NeonVomit · Post by **NeonVomit** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:28 am

The gift that keeps on giving.

AAAAAAAAAA · Post by **AAAAAAAAAA** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 8:04 am

Wait, wait, wait...your eyes are pregnant!? How does that work?...Seriously, I'm asking...how do you make love to that?

You obviously don't believe in love at first sight.

...

Does that make sense?

MetalAngel · Post by **MetalAngel** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 11:15 am

I love this topic! It's funny!

Stratowarius · Post by **Stratowarius** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:04 pm

No I dont think it is fun anymore and I dont believe a word Stinky says. Except that he stinks. I dont think he has been pregnant at all and that all this talk about the four children is pure deceit.I dont know what sort of childsupport he can get wherever he lives but his talk about "paternity leave" sounds alarming. Maybe he counts on trippeling that cheque and the taxpayers in his society will be bluffed. Or he wanted Icecar to pay. Or SAAAAAAAAAAna-production. It is always about money in this sordid world but I think that Stinky takes the price.

Neorave · Post by **Neorave** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 6:26 pm

Stratowarius wrote: No I dont think it is fun anymore and I dont believe a word Stinky says.Except that he stinks.

I'm not sure if I even believe that anymore.

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:
Wait, wait, wait...your eyes are pregnant!? How does that work?...Seriously, I'm asking...how do you make love to that?
You obviously don't believe in love at first sight.

XD, good one!

AAAAAAAAAA · Post by **AAAAAAAAAA** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:13 pm

What do you guys think, is he bathing regularly and training for the marathon? Get real

NeonVomit · Post by **NeonVomit** » Sat Jan 24, 2009 4:14 am

Man I hope Israel start bombing someone again soon because that's the only way any interesting threads get going.

NeverendingAbyss · Post by **NeverendingAbyss** » Sat Jan 24, 2009 5:30 am

NeonVomit wrote:Man I hope Israel start bombing someone again soon because that's the only way any interesting threads get going.

Stratowarius · Post by **Stratowarius** » Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:12 pm

Dont mention the war...

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