Most annoying poster

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Who is the most annoying poster (past/present) on Stratoforum?

AAAAAAAAAA (will kick a man when he's down, or not even wait till then)
5
2%
icecab21 (the RR saga)
6
3%
miditek (the world is about to be taken over by Communist Nazi Muslims)
3
1%
browneyedgirl (misses the point)
2
1%
NeonVomit (some idiot who keeps making stupid polls and starting trouble)
2
1%
STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN (posts make little sense, ALLCAPS)
4
2%
Chris P. Bacon (cannot spell or use correct grammar, KKK)
0
No votes
Bathory Killcraft (closet case)
5
2%
stratoplayer (wants to work in IT so is a natural target)
0
No votes
Xelrog T. Apocalypse (I hate metal/live shows are useless/Dragonforce are the best band ever)
3
1%
George Zimmer (only one post, but possibly the best/worst ever)
0
No votes
5th Tea Sausage (or variants thereof)
1
0%
Ragehead91 (I dunno, why not)
7
3%
JensJohansson (because he is a poll-modifying asshole)
184
83%
 
Total votes: 222

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:51 am

Morgana wrote:But about pics - okay, I won't post them anymore :roll:
Great.
For the purposes of consistency, could you change your avatar too?
Thanks,
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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by Morgana » Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:53 am

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:
Morgana wrote:But about pics - okay, I won't post them anymore :roll:
Great.
For the purposes of consistency, could you change your avatar too?
Thanks,
AAAAAAAAAA
No :) I like my face :)

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:54 am

Morgana wrote:
AAAAAAAAAA wrote:
Morgana wrote:But about pics - okay, I won't post them anymore :roll:
Great.
For the purposes of consistency, could you change your avatar too?
Thanks,
AAAAAAAAAA
No :) I like my face :)
I don't care for it, in particular.

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by Bathory Killcraft » Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:06 am

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:Bathory KillcraftI like his name.
Don't tell me you like me too you closet case!
AAAAAAAAAA wrote:I don't read his posts because they're too long and for some reason are not structured in way which is easy to follow.
Hmmm, there's two possible explanations to this. One is I'm so high IQ that my posts can only be understood by the likes of Einstein, Newton and maybe Trotsky too :P

The second explanation is that they are complete and utter bullshit that make no sense :lol:

Never the less don't take heart from this. You are not my friend. You are the enemy. We're both at 19% and that should change. Do not expect mercy!
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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by sanichi » Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:23 am

NeonVomit wrote:
sanichi wrote:hey, I'm nowhere on that list?! :lol:
Try insulting more people to raise your annoyance factor.
Fine then, I'll give my very best in future :)

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by icecab21 » Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:26 pm

There has been nothing that I have gone on about that has not been a huge part of the interviews with stratovarius. If no one cares about it, why would all the interviewers ask the questions? Why do all these people bring this stuff up when they give the reviews?

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:50 pm

Never the less don't take heart from this. You are not my friend. You are the enemy. We're both at 19% and that should change. Do not expect mercy!
No matter what the outcome of this poll, the real winner here is you. You accomplished in just one thread what I have painstakingly fought, tooth and nail, to do in the last year. You irritate the crap out of everyone by just expressing your opinion on controversial social issues. Now why didn't I think of that!!!


....

Does anyone here with over a few hundred posts want to trade accounts?
I'll give you my password and you give me yours, and we can just switch.
I would keep posting as before and you would do the same. Imagine how annoying that would be. :lol:

Icecab!? Please? that would be the most hilarious transition of all time. :lol:

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by Ragehead91 » Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:22 pm

Oh come one guys! Just 3 votes for me? Damn! I have to find a new song to get offended about! Ah yeah! Slayer's Desciple. How can they say God hates us all when we know god loves al humans! I'm really offended!

And have I already told you guys how awesome Masterplan is? Really! You have to check them out!

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by hiro23 » Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:02 pm

I'm not even on that list, at least A10 posted about me, maybe I should get pissed again so people can comment on how seriously I take things :lol:
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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by stratoplayer » Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:44 am

Stealth wrote:
NeonVomit wrote:Too little, too late 8)
:cry:
This made me laugh.


and what the fuck with the IT comment you overpaid beer monkey (AKA bass "player")? :lol: :lol:
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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by NeonVomit » Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:45 pm

stratoplayer wrote:
Stealth wrote:
NeonVomit wrote:Too little, too late 8)
:cry:
This made me laugh.


and what the fuck with the IT comment you overpaid beer monkey (AKA bass "player")? :lol: :lol:
It's mostly because I couldn't think of anything else to slate you over, but wanted to put you in the poll anyway. As you can see, you share 0 votes, so you're in the glamorous company of George Zimmer and Chris P. Bacon.
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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by NeonVomit » Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:47 pm

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:icecab21 - Has been encouraged too many times in his youth to expression his opinion, will not shut the hell up about things no one cares about. I wish Chris P. Bacon would give him an "ol' fashion' suthan whuppin." His grammar has gotten way better though, anyone else noticed that? I give credit where credit is due :D

Stratowarius - His posts are funny as is, but the strange word choice and unconventional grammar makes it even better. Obviously doesn't give a fuck about anything or anyone. Says whats on his mind and doesn't seem to care if anyone else likes it or not. Excessive use of smilies frustrates anyone who disagrees with him into submission.

miditek - Somewhat of a snob. If this was elementary school, I would beat him up and take his lunch. I suspect he's a racist and a xenophobe, but his interpretation of many issues is fairly close to mine. I'd hate to admit it, but he's a pretty smart guy. I'd still beat him up and take his lunch though.

browneyedgirl - Definitely has a chip on her shoulder, sometimes doesn't "get" jokes, like when she actually tried to order some stratovarius pens from jens. Obsessed with strange daytime crime dramas, always talks about the "Sara Conner Chronicles". But she's pretty awesome actually, really friendly and level headed, always good to PM with.

STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN/Chris P. Bacon/George Zimmer/Etc - Nothing too profound, but it beats talking about Timo Tolkki. Although, not by much.

Hiro23 - Insists on posting when he has absolutely nothing meaningful to contribute to the thread. Typical post is about 8 words and might be something like "I agree, we should wait until the album comes out before we speculate about it" or maybe "you can support RR and I can support Strato and we can get along." I don't skip his posts but I skim them. Sometimes he gets very upset about trivialities such as internal strife in the band. I'm not sure why he takes everything so seriously.

Bathory Killcraft
I like his name. I don't read his posts because they're too long and for some reason are not structured in way which is easy to follow.

Morgana - Always posting cheesy pictures, a few people "ooh" and "ahh" over them. My constant attempts to "bait" her into a flame war always fail. That disappoints me, but i'll keep trying.
One of the greatest posts ever.

Pity one can't edit poll options, I left a few choice characters out, like Mormegil who makes some utterly awful jokes sometimes and seems to have a deep seated hatred for Nicholas Cage.
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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by Mormegil » Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:59 pm

This poster really annoys me:

Image


I mean, just look at it! Nicolas Cage with a mullet doing a Napoleon-impersonation. It's horrible!

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by NeonVomit » Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:01 pm

See what I mean?
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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by Mormegil » Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:19 pm

Did I just get owned? :lol:

But my mom says my jokes are funny!

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:26 pm

Mormegil wrote: But my mom says my jokes are funny!
:)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?!

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by hiro23 » Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:10 pm

Mormegil:is that the eqivalent of saying "my mom thinks I'm cool"?
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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by Mormegil » Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:31 pm

hiro23 wrote:Mormegil:is that the eqivalent of saying "my mom thinks I'm cool"?
Yeah, the Milhouse thing. :lol:

In reality my mom has never complimented my jokes. Come to think of it, I don't think anyone has. Oh well... :P

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by hiro23 » Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:51 pm

Mormegil:well here you go, I think your funny :lol:
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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by NeonVomit » Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:22 am

Moar voats people.
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http://www.wintersverge.com


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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by icecab21 » Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:07 am

Either so far I am the champion or one person with multiple accounts likes to vote for me. Cool either way.

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by stratoleo » Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:02 am

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ xD fools
Stratovarius is the best band in the world

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by Ragehead91 » Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:36 am

Yeag! 4 votes! I need more! What should I do? Okay, I know:

I hate Polaris! I absolutley hate it! How can those guys continue Strato without Tolkki? THEY CAN'T WRITE STRATOVARIUS SONGS! THEY HAVE TO BE TOLKKI! The Album sucks it has no spirit and Tolkki is not on it so it can't be called Stratovarius! I hate Stratovarius! There is only one real Stratovarius: Project Strato! This is not Stratovarius! Polaris sucks and JJ, LP, MK, JM and TK will all burn in hell for this! And not Tolkki! Tolkki is a god-like figure that should be worshiped by us all! He never would never fuck up a band with a stunt just to get publicity, fake a stabbing or fake a whole charity foundation! It was all TKs and JMs fault! They took over his body via hypnosis! (Okay, as you all can see I'm going for some cheap heat here but whatever...)

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by emperor_black » Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:03 am

Ragehead91 wrote:Yeag! 4 votes! I need more! What should I do? Okay, I know:

I hate Polaris! I absolutley hate it! How can those guys continue Strato without Tolkki? THEY CAN'T WRITE STRATOVARIUS SONGS! THEY HAVE TO BE TOLKKI! The Album sucks it has no spirit and Tolkki is not on it so it can't be called Stratovarius! I hate Stratovarius! There is only one real Stratovarius: Project Strato! This is not Stratovarius! Polaris sucks and JJ, LP, MK, JM and TK will all burn in hell for this! And not Tolkki! Tolkki is a god-like figure that should be worshiped by us all! He never would never fuck up a band with a stunt just to get publicity, fake a stabbing or fake a whole charity foundation! It was all TKs and JMs fault! They took over his body via hypnosis! (Okay, as you all can see I'm going for some cheap heat here but whatever...)

ok ok..i'll vote you

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by Ragehead91 » Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:04 am

YAY!

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:34 am

Technically I still have more combined votes than you :lol:
I hope you know what you're up against :fuckoff:

:D

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by Bathory Killcraft » Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:55 am

Vote for me you fags or I 'll gas you.
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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by browneyedgirl » Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:47 am

browneyedgirl - Definitely has a chip on her shoulder,
You want to live forever? :evil:

sometimes doesn't "get" jokes, like when she actually tried to order some stratovarius pens from jens.
I thought he was serious! ??? And I STILL want some of those! :D

Obsessed with strange daytime crime dramas,
You mean, like Cold Case, CSI, Law&Order, Criminal Minds, Numbers? ??? Yeah, they are good shows, I like 'em. Which reminds me, the other night L&O had an episode with Carol Burnett as a black widow and Matthew Lilliard was her........Oh, fuck it, never mind! :D
always talks about the "Sara Conner Chronicles".
It was good show. Does not come on any more. Too bad. :( No more talking about that program! :D
But she's pretty awesome actually, really friendly and level headed, always good to PM with.
Well. I know I am not the most exciting company in the world, but I am not an ogre, either! :D

10A gave a fair assessment, I admit.
"A wise person knows their limitations." Yeah, I got that saying from one of those cheesy crime dramas I watch! ;) But, its true.

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by sanichi » Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:16 am

browneyedgirl wrote:
browneyedgirl - Definitely has a chip on her shoulder,
You want to live forever? :evil:

sometimes doesn't "get" jokes, like when she actually tried to order some stratovarius pens from jens.
I thought he was serious! ??? And I STILL want some of those! :D

Obsessed with strange daytime crime dramas,
You mean, like Cold Case, CSI, Law&Order, Criminal Minds, Numbers? ??? Yeah, they are good shows, I like 'em. Which reminds me, the other night L&O had an episode with Carol Burnett as a black widow and Matthew Lilliard was her........Oh, fuck it, never mind! :D
always talks about the "Sara Conner Chronicles".
It was good show. Does not come on any more. Too bad. :( No more talking about that program! :D
But she's pretty awesome actually, really friendly and level headed, always good to PM with.
Well. I know I am not the most exciting company in the world, but I am not an ogre, either! :D

10A gave a fair assessment, I admit.
"A wise person knows their limitations." Yeah, I got that saying from one of those cheesy crime dramas I watch! ;) But, its true.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
That's great, I laughed my ass off, that really made my day :D

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Re: Most annoying poster

Post by JensJohansson » Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:07 pm

Bathory Killcraft wrote:Vote for me you fags or I 'll gas you.
:lol:

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