Weird Heavy Metal Music Videos

Ragehead91 · Post by **Ragehead91** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:20 pm

Well, I guess we all can agree that a lot of Heavy Metal videos, especially in Power Metal, don't make much sense and often the video and the actual content of the video are incoherent. We all know them. So let's share them!

U.D.O. - Meanstreets
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Well...What am I suposed to say? They're using a lot of religious imagery but I can't discern any coherence between the things that happene and the video doesn't represent the lyrics at all. Is there any story behind the video?

U.D.O. - Heart of Gold
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What...the...Fuck? A song about a man who seems to be the ultra macho but turns out to be a nice guy with a Hreat of Gold and a video with the band performing and a Cartoon figure created by a scientist who knocks over a glass wich contains a green, slimey chemical....What?

Helloween - As Long as I Fall
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This video is just stupid. The Effects are cheap and don't look good and the video has nothing to do with the content of the song.

Dio - Holy Diver
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Okay, this video is stupid. But it is so stupid that it's awesome again!

Mehida · Post by **Mehida** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:09 pm

No one will ever beat this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJahv0c_cJY

Ragehead91 · Post by **Ragehead91** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:13 pm

No, you can't top this:
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Mehida · Post by **Mehida** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:36 pm

Enough! You can't with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BjFx569lUs

:funhi:

Stealth · Post by **Stealth** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 11:27 pm

Behold, "The New Kingdom" by Italian band Kaledon.
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The parody of "The New Kingdom". It's funny if you understand Italian.

icecab21 · Post by **icecab21** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 11:58 pm

I don't think many vocal teachers are going to say that vocal sucks or do you mean you would rather have it be more operatic? It does not really seem very pop to me, but rather theatrical. its like if a woman sings like that she is pop but a male can sing in a more contemporary way and still not be considered pop.

Ragehead91 · Post by **Ragehead91** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:31 am

Icecab, could you do me a favour and stop making a fundamental debate about music out of every thread you post in?

Stealth · Post by **Stealth** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:32 am

It's the intonation that sounds popish, and the same can be said about male singers. Btw, I didn't say her singing sucks; I just think that the choice of style for that song sucks. Yes, I would rather listen to a more operatic version. In other words, I would rather listen to the original version. I wouldn't change anything from the original version.

And yes, I can complain about the new version even if I don't have to listen to it.

I just think it was a step backwards.

Shurik · Post by **Shurik** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:39 am

Ragehead91 wrote:No, you can't top this:
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Damn, I wanted to post that!
There is nothing more ridiculous than this video.

Ragehead91 · Post by **Ragehead91** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:52 am

What? Nothing is more Kvlt Black Metal than a magician costume for children!

Shurik · Post by **Shurik** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 1:01 am

Ragehead91 wrote:What? Nothing is more Kvlt Black Metal than a magician costume for children!

Or walking through a forest ... at day! In summer! With a corpsepaint! And fire!

Kvvvvvvvvvvvlt!!!!!!! Black metal ist krieg!

icecab21 · Post by **icecab21** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 1:02 am

Icecab, could you do me a favour and stop making a fundamental debate about music out of every thread you post in?

You have made whole topics to bitch about ozzy and such. You pretty much made this thread to do the same thing with other music.

That first udo had the religious stuff because that’s "For god's sake" is repeated in the songs god knows how many times. Those streets look rather dirty and mean.

It would be a different thing if people left out the side commentary.

Ragehead91 · Post by **Ragehead91** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 1:25 am

The Thread wasn't abot Ozzy bitching. It was about Ozzy "kicking out" Zakk. I just stated my opinion about Ozzy in this thread. I don't like the guy.

And this is about posting weird Heavy Metal videos out there. And you have to agree that there is a lot of crazy-ass Heavy Metal Music Videos out there. If we want to make fun of a few of them, then so be it. I mean, you have to agree that the Immortal video is rather ridiculous.

icecab21 · Post by **icecab21** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 1:43 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAl1ldXY1Lw

here is a commercial for a record store

Ragehead91 · Post by **Ragehead91** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:03 am

Korn - Word Up:
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Gamma Ray - Space Eater:
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Gamma Ray - Gamma Ray:
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HammerFall: Hearts on Fire (rather chessy):
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Mormegil · Post by **Mormegil** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 3:46 am

DawnIsHere · Post by **DawnIsHere** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:42 am

Mehida wrote:Enough! You can't with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BjFx569lUs

:funhi:

OMG! ROTFLMAO!

I think I'm joining their fanclub right away, where do I sign?

Ragehead91 · Post by **Ragehead91** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:12 am

rikkertje · Post by **rikkertje** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 1:14 pm

This one beats you all!!!

Ragehead91 · Post by **Ragehead91** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 1:24 pm

Sorry, you can't beat the Immortal video!

rikkertje · Post by **rikkertje** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 1:29 pm

I think my is much worse than the Immortal video!

Sorry!

Ragehead91 · Post by **Ragehead91** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 1:32 pm

Sorry, True Kvlt Black Metal with Harry Potter costumes beat everything!
And also:

Stealth · Post by **Stealth** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:02 pm

In spite of this video's cheesiness, Göran Edman is one of my favourite singers. This is not his best album, but I love him in Malmsteen's "Fire & Ice", Johansson's "The Last Viking", Time Requiem, Vindictiv, and Karma.

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Babylon · Post by **Babylon** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:03 pm

Shurik wrote:
Ragehead91 wrote:No, you can't top this:
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Damn, I wanted to post that!
There is nothing more ridiculous than this video.

Instant winner!

Ragehead91 · Post by **Ragehead91** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:05 pm

Holy Shit! The Malmsteen video looks like something you would see if you take too much drugs!

Babylon · Post by **Babylon** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:23 pm

Another video that does not make any sense

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Ragehead91 · Post by **Ragehead91** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:30 pm

How could I forget about that one?

Stealth · Post by **Stealth** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:19 am

Matos's pectorals make this video worth a watch.

(WTF?)

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NeonVomit · Post by **NeonVomit** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:27 am

Ragehead91 wrote:No, you can't top this:
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Thread over. Lock it up.

Ragehead91 · Post by **Ragehead91** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:39 pm

That Angra video is indeed weird.

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