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AAAAAAAAA · Post by **AAAAAAAAA** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 9:53 am

Are you really sure you are NOT Icecar???

AAAAAAAAA · Post by **AAAAAAAAA** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:00 am

My dear friend. I looked up your Yim Keppur on Google and THERE YOU WERE. Your POST is THERE. You must be careful about what you write. EVERYTHING comes up on Google...Your whole story with mr Warius is there...

NeverendingAbyss · Post by **NeverendingAbyss** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:47 pm

AAAAAAAAA wrote: My dear friend. I looked up your Yim Keppur on Google and THERE YOU WERE. Your POST is THERE. You must be careful about what you write. EVERYTHING comes up on Google...Your whole story with mr Warius is there...

:crazy1: :crazy1: :crazy1: WTF?! Oh my! Google is a conspiracy!

Now I understand Mr. Warius' situation

Google is a stalker feeder!

...and no, my man. I am NOT who you say I am

EDIT: I'm gonna let you know a little secret. If you type "gewgle.com" you will automatically transfer to google. It's an empire!

Stratowarius · Post by **Stratowarius** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:34 pm

Dear Neverending! While they are bickering about some strange events in the other threads I will talk with you about more normal things. Normal to us at least. You are my best friend and you and I share something very special.
As you know, Mörkö sprained what he called his "foot". It is not serious, but he can't leave me and I have to adjust to that. When my friends visit me ( I can't get rid of them as soon as I promised you) Mörkö tries to be invisible, but they are extremely suspicious now and are snooping around all the time. One day they will see him and then the whole of Helsinki will know what is going on in my house.
Now I am not so scared of Mörkö, as I am of my friends and I have sort of set about to like him. I feel sorry for him and we talk a bit. He is so incredibly lonely. No one loves him, and his scary attitude is his way of connecting. The situation now is extremely unique and maybe the first of the kind.

It started with your heavy breathing and now it is impossible to foresee how it will end. I will keep you informed, for sure, you are into this too. Really hope to see you soon.

NeverendingAbyss · Post by **NeverendingAbyss** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:25 pm

An unexpected outcome from an unexpected visit.

It's great that you and the wandering monster got along. I was getting worried if you were, say, kidnapped or devoured by him. It's awesome to prove my worries wrong!

Well, here at the Ranch it's starting to get more stable (get it?

) A10 went to do some diplomatic acts with his neighbor: the masked man. It was OK, except when the masked forgot his agreement policy statement and had to do a draft all over again. A9 visits around, too. Not sure what he's up to because he went to bed without dinner.

A10-2.0's destination is unknown. I have not seen him. Perhaps he is in a strange temple revering Priapus. Not sure, though...

And for the rest of the As: pure silence. Not a lot of talking within the family as it used to.
Anyways, I'm scheduling a visit to your place. Some time this week if I'm done installing sprinklers in Maryland. After that I would go to Delaware and start the new project, but first I must see you!

Take care,
/NEA

Stratowarius · Post by **Stratowarius** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:38 pm

Mörkö and I. How does that sound? Mörkö and I?? A week ago it had been an impossible sentence, but now it is rather easy to use. Mörkö and I.
We have established some sort of relation and he is calm and more relaxed now. He jumps around on his not sprained foot and I think he is healing pretty well.
He did one very moving thing yesterday. He fetched the waffle-iron (iron-waffle) from the bin and with a proud smile, over his whole face, he passed it over to me. "For your friend", he said. Wasn't that extremely touching?

There is something I must ask you. I read in some other post here that A10 has got someone under his bed and I understood that you now sleep there. Don't you think it would be more proper and polite if you told him who you are. Now he can suspect persons that not have your ability. And if it isn't you, horrible thougt, and there are others that can flutter about like you, we have to change our opinion of the world once again. Huhhuh. What will that lead to???

We have much to talk about when we meet again, that is for sure.

Rebel · Post by **Rebel** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:24 pm

browneyedgirl wrote: Well, there are no serial killers in here, are there?

Tjabo?

Stratowarius · Post by **Stratowarius** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:12 am

Dear Nea! Friend and comrade in the fight against the gray boredom. I have just come home after a study-night at the Helsinkibars and I feel FINE.

My childhood-monster, Mörkö, has left and we separated as best friends. You have moved to the ranch and my life is back to normal.
When I look at the last months in perspective they are like a foggy dream without anchor in reality, and I wonder if this strange things really have happened. But in my kitchen stands a red, rather new waffleiron (ironwaffle) and why would I have that if I didn't make nomnomnom for the first time in my life????
If it was a dream or something else, doesn't matter. I now feel brave and sort of proud over what we have effected. I can also recommend a small step out of the ordinary and sometimes a little dull reality into a fantasyworld where everything might happen and where there are no restraining limits for your thoughts. Where everything is possible...

NeverendingAbyss · Post by **NeverendingAbyss** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:45 am

The adventure we shared in the last months were truly magical. Who would have thought that the monster, cat, dog, As, your friends, and fishliveroil combined would have had such a majestic effect! Indeed, times like this are once in a lifetime. Even though I hear shouts coming from Tolkki's house (probably A10,2.0), the ranch has been very cozy. Yeah, yeah... autumn makes it a bit more difficult for the cattle to have a great health, but we have a panacea to cure any mad-cow disease.

I feel exuberant and forever grateful of this event. Nothing will be as good as the time we shared. Perhaps some time destiny will bring us together in an enchanting period. I will visit you often.
As a matter of fact, this upcoming Wednesday I have a free day. What would you like me to give you? Tell me any gifts you want and I will have it. You have done great things for me and I can't thank you enough.
See you then!

Stratowarius · Post by **Stratowarius** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:54 am

It would be wonderful to see you again, but gifts? No thank you dear! It's SO enough to see you. I am now fairly sober and you if anyone know the differens.. You have got me up on the narrow-gauge rail(?) and I am grateful for that. It's much better so... Now it's rather late and I'm going to bed with noone under it.

Stratowarius · Post by **Stratowarius** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:38 am

Nea! What a great Wednesday!!! Can we have Wednesday as the day you come to Helsinki?? Are you home safe and sound? Sprinkling?

NeverendingAbyss · Post by **NeverendingAbyss** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:14 pm

I was sick for a few days.

Unfortunately the normal flu came too quick this year, but I am better now!

The world-cup qualifiers are going to begin tomorrow for the closing stages, so if you're interested we can go to the bar and watch the game.

How's your life?

Stratowarius · Post by **Stratowarius** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:46 pm

What a coincidence. I think I got the flu too. Fever and headache. My computer seems to have got something too. He sort of jumps. Not really big ones but still jumps. It's VERY irritating. He is not more than two years and shouldn't jump so early in life. Can computers get flu?

I think I must stay home and look at the world-cup-qualifiers at TV. Bars is not what I long for since you told me it's not good for me, and my friends are scared of the flu so I am alone. I like to be alone so that is not a problem. I can always think of something nice. Maybe make some nomnomnom. I really hope to see you when we are well again.

NeverendingAbyss · Post by **NeverendingAbyss** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:02 am

There are computer viruses, so yes!

They get the ~flu~

get better soon!

Stratowarius · Post by **Stratowarius** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 7:54 am

Of course. Datavirus

Yes. Never thought of that.

You are so clever.

Now I can only hope he is spared for complications. I will give him a cap and put my neckwrap around him. Lots of hot honeydrinks are not a good idea? Or? And he must stay in, till the jumping ceaces. No playing with other little computers for at least a week. See you.

DawnIsHere · Post by **DawnIsHere** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:24 am

A little help against computer virus

Stratowarius · Post by **Stratowarius** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:29 am

He says thank you.

But I had to let him take it in small portions. He has a fever you know and vomits easily...

Stratowarius · Post by **Stratowarius** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:17 am

Thank you for all the sympathy you showed my computer in your PMs!!
He is OK now and jumps no more. So I sing to him as best I can and he shines like the sun herself.

My little computer, my littlle computer,

Isn't this a lovely place,

Everywhere we look, a smiling face,

No jumping and skipping,

Or merrily tripping,

We are watching the day unfold,

My little computer, my little computer,

The fever has gone.

The virus is done.

No sign of trouble in sight,

My little computer, my little computer,

May all our day be bright...

NeverendingAbyss · Post by **NeverendingAbyss** » Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:05 pm

That was epic!

Surely you are a mastermind in arts. I give you my standing ovation!

:bigok: :bounce1: :luv2:

Stratowarius · Post by **Stratowarius** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:25 am

Thank you my trusted friend. You are too kind! I will soon write a poem even for you and your nomnomnom, but we have to let the storm of trollindignation blow over first so we not risk to be tidied away.

See you soon I hope.

Equinox · Post by **Equinox** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:27 am

Fungus, I am not on the list, either?
How come if I'm a veteran too!!!

Oh, it might be 'cuz I'm not around anymore. . .
Oh well, I am! I just don't post anymore, but am always lurking, watching you all from the shadows. . . . [insert evil laugh here]

Don't mind me.

Beat_Pete has the best avatar.

Hands down.

Go Pete!

stratowerner · Post by **stratowerner** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 3:18 pm

Rikkertje the first dutch? i'm dutch and here since early 2002. But rikkertje got my vote;-) anyway

Stratowarius · Post by **Stratowarius** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:38 pm

Ode to NEA.

Autumn is here, leaves are falling,

The clock has striked, time is calling,

Our summer goes towards it's end,

And you are leaving, my dear friend,

The plate with nomnomnoms is now intact,

And we must breake our fragile, secret pact,

We feel great sorrow over this sad parting,

But time runs fast and very darting,

You have to sprinkel roofs in Mary's land,

And that will strain our friendships band,

But can we hope that sometimes in the days that come,

We both will travel as invisible, and eat nomnom...

NeverendingAbyss · Post by **NeverendingAbyss** » Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:28 pm

Dear Mr. Warius,
Thank you eternally for this!

I've been sick for two weeks. Yesterday I had a fever of 103F and it was horrible... but this! THIS! This cures me completely!

I will also write a memoir for you, a little sonnet perhaps, once I am 100% great. THANKS THANKS AND MANY THANKS!!!!

Stratowarius · Post by **Stratowarius** » Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:43 am

Thank you for the lovely cat. We lost the one that was in war with the writer and got your sweet one instead.

I'm so sorry to hear about your flu. It's not so good to have fever under so long time. Maybe the virus has weakened you and the bacteria saw a chance to attack. Talk to a doctor if you haven't already...
I really hope you soon will be the old energetic guy again and that you give yourself time to heal.

NeverendingAbyss · Post by **NeverendingAbyss** » Sat Oct 24, 2009 4:20 pm

I'm starting to feel better. It's strange... I was sick two weeks ago with fever but a few days later I was feeling great. Now Wednesday I got sick again, with a worse symptom.

Could the virus have hibernated at that time?

I'm going to get a flu shot soon. As a matter of fact, I was supposed to go on Thursday but I was too sick to get one. BUT!!!! The poem you wrote was the antidote!

Thank you, Dr. Warius!

Stratowarius · Post by **Stratowarius** » Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:40 am

Yes! The virus can hibernate for years if it wants to. To be or become inactive or dormant, like we here in the north pass the winter in our dens, in a torpid or resting state. Virus are sneaky and treacherous and really dangerous enemies. You shouldn't take any flu-shot as long as you are not healthy and on no condition when you have fever. Doctor's orders...

Beast_Pete · Post by **Beast_Pete** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:23 am

Equinox wrote:Beat_Pete has the best avatar.

Hands down.

Go Pete!

Welcome back Equinox! I haven't heard of you in long long time. What's up?

NeverendingAbyss · Post by **NeverendingAbyss** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:09 pm

What is this? People trying to start another conversation in this thread?

It's fine with me, but I don't know how Stratowarius will take it...

+#)!(!]"\^*|< · Post by **+#)!(!]"\^*|<** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:38 pm

Stratowarius wrote: Yes! The virus can hibernate for years if it wants to. To be or become inactive or dormant, like we here in the north pass the winter in our dens,in a torpid or resting state. Virus are sneaky and treacherous and really dangerous enemies. You shouldn't take any flu-shot as long as you are not healthy and on no condition when you have fever. Doctor's orders...

I for one am not so sure about the decrees of "Dr Warius" and would be delighted, nay, overjoyed, he could procure his medical license for our viewing pleasure immediately! I am a licensed medical professional and have prescribed NEA with the appropriate dosage of NONNOMS; if he will VORO his NUTRIMENTS, those irritable copremesis flareups will be history!

I am a DOCTOR. Please treat me well. Was the pun intended? ALWAYS my dears... :bounce2:

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