Man sentenced to 3 years for raping a horse

[DawnIsHere]

Oh my, what kind of childhood trauma can lead a man to do this?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/0 ... 45740.html

[NeonVomit]

Ok, NOW I've seen everything.

[Lurdi]

Zoophilia is a quite widespread practice among population.It is a lot more common than we might think...
Don't you know what goatherds do to their goats?

[Carcass]

Funny. You can eat and wear animals, but you can't fuck them. If I was an animal, I'm sure I'd be a lot more upset about being killed and skinned than penetrated.

[NeonVomit]

Funny. You can eat and wear animals, but you can't fuck them. If I was an animal, I'm sure I'd be a lot more upset about being killed and skinned than penetrated.

I've never thought of it that way. What a fucked up world we live in...

[CottonCandy]

http://www.fastjoker.com/cache/sexy_horse.jpg

Did the horse look like this^^^^^?


Well, its perverted but some people do it.
But, to force a poor animal to do such as that is really flipping disgusting! :sick:

[Lurdi]

People who work in it HAVE to masturbate them with machines I mean to get their sperm.
The difference is that they don't do it for pleasure...

[ggonza43]

I guess the term "rapped" doesn't suit this. I mean, "to rape" is to force someone (in this case, "something") to have sex when you don't want. Did somebody hear the horse saying "no"? Kinda of weird anyway

(Sorry for the bad joke )

[NeonVomit]

Am I the only one thinking the horse was pretty nonplussed by the whole thing? Did it even notice?

[icecab21]

the horse said "nay"
Horry County courthouse.
i first i read it as the horny county courthouse

the comment section is awsome

My advice to Rodell Vereen: If you wanna fuck a horse, BUY a horse. Fucking someone else's horse is just rude. Also send flowers afterwards

[Avatar Thief]

wasn't there a man who died for getting raped by a horse? I think he had this huge condom for the horse, but i dunno [/i]

[NeonVomit]

wasn't there a man who died for getting raped by a horse? I think he had this huge condom for the horse, but i dunno

Mr. Hands, yes. I saw that video and I had nightmares about it. Literally, as in losing sleep over something I saw on the internet. It was about then that I realised whatever was left of my soul was demolished. He didn't actually die in the video, but died afterwards of internal injuries and I found supporting news articles.

In fact, Erich Schulte of Ruthless Reviews produced a list of his top 10 films of 2005, in which he rated the video you mentioned as #1. The review itself is a work of genius:

#1: Death by Horsecock

All of Herzog’s accomplishments in Grizzly Man are met or exceeded by this minute long home-video. First and foremost, this is a great film, because it shows a man being fucked to death by a horse while his partner says, “Oh yeah, do you like that?” from behind the camera. The only thing funnier than the grunt of pain when the horse achieves half-penetration is the cry of pain and confusion as the horse slams all the way home, delivering a painful lesson in physiology.

But on another level, this is a depiction of humanity come full circle. We’ve separated ourselves from other animals with our huge brains and bendy thumbs. This is our world now. One of the idiots featured in this film, holds in his hand a device that can record and replay facsimiles of his sensory experiences. As stupid as he is, our man has mastered this miraculous device and captures these magnificent events for posterity. Second place for technological achievement goes to monkeys who use sticks to fish bugs out of holes and eat them. But no monkey has ever died of a perforated colon due to voluntarily being fucked in the ass by two-feet of horse schlong. We are the extra special monkeys who have conquered the rest of nature, and will use it to fuck ourselves in the ass until we die. Even at our moment of extinction, we will fail to recognize the heartless, unfeeling, unthinking nature of the destruction wrought by the grizzly bear, the horsecock or the atom. After the horse dick reduces our man’s insides to a meat smoothie, he asks, "did he come?" as though the lethal coitus was mutually meaningful. Man Fucked to Death by Horse, Grizzly Man Mainlined or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and See Nuclear Annihilation as Funny.

[Carcass]

Am I the only one thinking the horse was pretty nonplussed by the whole thing? Did it even notice?

My thoughts exactly. The issue here is not the wellbeing of the horse.

[JensJohansson]

Funny. You can eat and wear animals, but you can't fuck them. If I was an animal, I'm sure I'd be a lot more upset about being killed and skinned than penetrated.

+1

In fact, Erich Schulte of Ruthless Reviews

#1: Death by Horsecock
[ ... ]

+1

[Mormegil]

wasn't there a man who died for getting raped by a horse? I think he had this huge condom for the horse, but i dunno

Mr. Hands, yes. I saw that video and I had nightmares about it. Literally, as in losing sleep over something I saw on the internet. It was about then that I realised whatever was left of my soul was demolished. He didn't actually die in the video, but died afterwards of internal injuries and I found supporting news articles.

And they already turned his heart/rectum-breaking story into a movie:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0874423/

[AAAAAAAAAA]

What's so bad about "raping" a horse, anyway? If he had any objections, he could send that abrasive negro flying through the air with one kick of his hind legs. Perhaps...the horsey enjoyed the experience immensely. That man should be given a medal. :rotflmao1:

[NeonVomit]

wasn't there a man who died for getting raped by a horse? I think he had this huge condom for the horse, but i dunno

Mr. Hands, yes. I saw that video and I had nightmares about it. Literally, as in losing sleep over something I saw on the internet. It was about then that I realised whatever was left of my soul was demolished. He didn't actually die in the video, but died afterwards of internal injuries and I found supporting news articles.

And they already turned his heart/rectum-breaking story into a movie:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0874423/

I hate everything.

[fernandotcl]

I guess a human penis penetrating couldn't do much damage to a horse anus. I mean, the human penis is small in when compared to horse stool.

Gross... But I think 3 years in jail is appropriate. Especially because it was not his own horse he was fucking, it was someone else's...

[Keyssion]

In Finland you don't get that long punishment for raping a human.

[exe knight]

I'm not if this makes me laugh or...laugh.

[NeverendingAbyss]

In Finland you don't get that long punishment for raping a human.

You won't?
Hmmm.... gonna get my passport :nervous:

[NeonVomit]

In Finland you don't get that long punishment for raping a human.

You won't?
Hmmm.... gonna get my passport :nervous:

I'll just quote this post in case the police are looking for you

[GuiHunter]

hahahahhahaahahahha

[ggonza43]

Good point about previous comments. This dude gets 3 years in jail for raping a horse; so in theory if you rape a human, won't you get more years (as we are more conscious and evolved than a horse)? In some countries I don't think there is such a lenght in jail for a pervert like this man. They should concentrate more about other issues rather than a man fucking a horse, in my opinion; maybe yeah, this man is a psycho and should be sent to a mental clinic, not a jail!

[Keyssion]

Here in Finland people who have commited a fraud including big moneys often get way longer sentences than people who have conducted a rape. Especially if the rape is considered "relatively mild".

[browneyedgirl]

Here in Finland people who have commited a fraud including big moneys often get way longer sentences than people who have conducted a rape. Especially if the rape is considered "relatively mild".

Fraud is like rape. T h e person f***ks people out of their money. Madoff raped alot of people.

How is a rape relatively mild? If the guy has a little phallus?

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How is a rape relatively mild? If the guy has a little phallus?

Little phallus is not the scientific term I would use... :shud: but the point is well taken

Anyway, I come to this thread bearing a joke!!!

...

Ready?

Ok!

Which one of the ten commandments did the horse ravisher violate?

Respect thy neeiiiiighh....bor!

:elk: :banana2:

HAHAHAHA!!

:bounce2: :laff:

[RazielSR]

In Finland you don't get that long punishment for raping a human.

You won't?
Hmmm.... gonna get my passport :nervous:

I'll just quote this post in case the police are looking for you

Double quote

[ggonza43]

In Finland you don't get that long punishment for raping a human.

You won't?
Hmmm.... gonna get my passport :nervous:

I'll just quote this post in case the police are looking for you

Double quote

Maybe a triple is needed !

[NeonVomit]

How is a rape relatively mild? If the guy has a little phallus?

Little phallus is not the scientific term I would use... :shud: but the point is well taken

Anyway, I come to this thread bearing a joke!!!

...

Ready?

Ok!

Which one of the ten commandments did the horse ravisher violate?

Respect thy neeiiiiighh....bor!

:elk: :banana2:

HAHAHAHA!!

:bounce2: :laff:

Kill yourself.