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I have read the e-mailexchange in the controversial Hacker-Express, News on Net, where one of the experts in Nasa Headquarters wrote to some bloke in Washington. (No names and no closure of Strato-pages).
The Nasaguy told the congressman that they intended to terminate the goatexperiment.
I quote,
"The goats didn't like to be on the moon and the atmosphere didn't suit them. Goats are social animals and the lack of air made it impossible for them to määäa and bäääa to each other. No air, no sound-waves, and the määäs disappeared out in the space without being heard. And the goats became very stressed.
They started to jump higher and higher and without the force of gravitation, suddenly all of them, exept two, were over the border to darkness. They were never seen again, maybe they fell of the surface for good. The two that were left went into the tunnel of moonlight and were maybe met by the others."
He concluded.
"We must realize that this experiment was not very successfull and absolute secrecy must be prevailed. We blame the finnish goatfarmer. He hadn't prepared the goats enough, for the airless atmosphere."
The answer was short.
"We will immediately expel a Finnish attache and of course give some plausible reason."