Most nicest poster

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I just bought a triceratops!

... and some popcorn!

I hope you're willing to share

[Stratowarius]

HELLO. MY NAME IS GEORGE Z, FOUNDER AND CEO OF MENS WEARHOUSE. I HAVE GOT BIG PROBLEMS TO REACH MY OWN NICK ON THIS ILLUSTRIOUS FORUM FOR PROFUND AND PROGRESSIVE MELODIC MUSIC, CHARACTERIZED BY INTENSITY AND FEELINGS. ENCOMPASSINGS AND COMPLETE ORGINALITY ARE QUALITIES I WILL EXPRESS FOR THIS BANDS ART OF ORDERING TONES AND SOUNDS IN SUCCESSION AND COMBINATIONS, WITH UNITY AND CONTINUITY.
WELL, WELL WITH ASSISTANCE FROM A HIGHMINDED AND MOST FAVOURABLE, EXTREMELY NICE FRIEND, THE SPECIFIED, STRATOWARIUS, I GOT THE PERMISSION TO USE HER RENOWNED NICK. SO HERE I AM.
AND I HAVE SOME INDIVIDUAL AND DISTINGUISING DETAILS TO POINT OUT TO SOME OF YOU HERE(NO NAMES).IN THIS DISTINCT PART OR PORTION OF THE POSTS ARE THOSE INDIVIDUALS INCLINED AND BECOME DRAWN TOWARDS AN OPINION OR COURSE OF CONDUCT TO MIXING THE SEXES RATHER UNRESTRAINED. I WILL HERE PROTEST. A GIRL OUGHT INCONTESTABLE TO BE A GIRL AND NOT, AS SOME HERE,IN THE FACE OF POSSIBLE CONTRADICTIONS MAINTAIN, A GUY.
SO MAY I PUT FORWARD THOSE POTENTIAL OR PROSPECTIVE VALUES AMONG THOSE POSTERS AND EVOKE THEIR CONSIDERATION. STILL, NO NAMES, NO FLAMES.
MY NIGHTMAYFLOWERS LET US CONTINUE THE EXPANDING AND DEVELOPING OF OUR MORE MEANINGFUL ASPECTS, AND LEAVE IF, WHO IS A GIRL OR A GUY, FARTHEST FROM OUR POINT OF REFERENCE.
THANK YOU MY SUNSHINES. MAY YOUR FRIENDLY ANIMALS RULE.

YOURS VERY AFFECTIONATE G.

[Stratowarius]

Pressrelease from Friend-Zuela-China-Company.


Breaking News! Breaking News!


Proudly Present! The first product, from our cooperative collaboration and union. Our achievment and mastery over the capitalistic outsuckingindustry.

Tatataram. Soon, soon will our record, "Hug Huge Hugo", shake and vibrate on every ear-drum-membran in the world.
A full-length master-piece, where our brilliant music-maker, Hugo C. has done his utmost to create an immortal experience, for the whole Universe. Listen and enjoy and take also pleasure in all the coverpics of our two rockstars, Pekka Nurmi and Hugo C. A president that has come down to us from his music hights and the Finnish goatfarmer that emerged from nowhere and revealed his front-feet in all their secret ornament.
And listen to the music, listen to never before heard angel-music.
It starts as it ought to, with Zuelas rearrenged hymn, where our heros sing a capella. So beautiful!
2. Next song is a tribute to Revolution and agriculture. A rather earth-bound song about a farmer in clay.
3 Here Pekka compares Hugo with a savoury Zuela-pie and a plough.
4. This is an exhortation to Zuelas youth, to stand up for socialism and Hugo C.
5 Here comes two lovely loveballads "Kiss and hug a true socialist" and "To my only love and comrade".
7 This is a home-land-song called just, "The incredible Zuela and it's also incredible President"
8 Followed by "Pekkas Rap", a song we got from some of all his admirers. It is very self-searching.
9 The last one is dedicated to our forceful amusement-industry. Zuelas navel and heart and is called "Viva Coka-Coka"
All together a full-blown supreme creation. A work done with extraordinary skill. Simply a one in the life-time-record...


We on this Forum have already read the lyrics to most of the songs, thanks to our hacker Crumb Bond!

[Stratowarius]

Mail from Friend-Zuela-China-Company. FZCC.


Dear Sir /Madam!

Since you seem so interested in our shining star Pekka Nurmi -the singing goatfarmer- we have the pleasure to directsend you our latest result over sellnumbers for "Hug Huge Hugo". It is like follows and we can only show you some selected nations.

China nr 1. Cuba nr 1, Zuela nr 1. Laos nr 1. Mongolia nr 1. Niger nr 1. Surinam nr 1. India nr 2. Mexico nr 7. Germany nr 10. USA nr 87. Finland nr 96. Monaco nr 177. Saudi-Arabia -. Oman -.

We will asap send you one of our extra-luxuriance-recordz with fingerprints from both our heroes.

Best rockregards

Hung Thong, FZCC

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Hung Thong? That's your finest attempt to generate a fake Chinese name?

[Stratowarius]

Yes!

[NeverendingAbyss]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJHAJAJAJ!!!!

[Stratowarius]

Pablo raped Lisa. End of discussion.

[Stratowarius 2.0]

Pablo raped Lisa. End of discussion.

You don't say...

That's right. I just quoted you quoting ME!! This game has been turned upside down.

[Stratowarius]

Downside down or up? I just got a mail from a person called Al Gore.

Mail to Stratow on Forum Stratovarius.

Dear Forumsire!

It is with great pleasure I can state that your Forum is the first Forum among Forums that recycle your posts to a previous stage in the cycleprocess for conversion back into useful product. With that you have saved a lot of braincells and those cells can come to use in other places on our damaged world with dead polarbears in mass... (at least five)
If all Forums followed your example we could spare 6000000000000000000000000 gallons oil.
Thank you and I will now nominate you to the most oilsaving Forum in the world.
With the highest regard
Yours Al

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I just remembered a horrible dream I had last night. :nervous:
I'm NOT making this up!

I was in some kind of computer lab with 5 other people. Of course I was spamming the Stratoforum, while the others were working. All of a sudden, Timo Tolkki and Jens Johansson stoically entered the room. I was in disbelief! There was no humor in their voice, no smile on their faces. They were wearing suits, and clearly meant business.

Mr. Tolkki, in a calm and unnatural deep voice, gently spoke: "everyone go to stratovarius forums, we're going to find the spammer right now." Tolkki started from the right, Jens from the left, working their way into the middle of the row of computers where I sat. They were looking at everyone's screen to make sure they weren't logged in as an A-family member on the forums. I knew I only had a few seconds and with my cursor hovering over the "log out" link, I began mashing the mouse, my face reddening and my palms perspiring. It felt like it was 100 degrees! They were closing in on me.

All of a sudden, I felt an icy grip of death on my shoulders. "This is very, very bad."

Ok fine, I made this last part up.

I awoke in a puddle of sweat. I assume it was my own, but who knows for sure?

Anyway, it was horrible!!

:nervous: :puke:

[Stratowarius]

why i be damned if i's don stan mo a dis foolishness!! git atta hea boy anchun da butta we's gon ha compni!!

[NeverendingAbyss]

Did you ask Tolkki where he hid the guitar?

[AGAG]

I'm still wondering what the hell would stratowarius life philosophy be... it would be interesting to have a nice cup of tea with him/her/it after the inminent hell that awaits us...

[Stratowarius]

Jaja. How many "ITS" have you had tea with? Do you wish to tell your friends : "Yesterday I had tea with an IT, a Stratowarius-It". Or why this sudden interest in my philosophy and tea?
We had some figurative cups of tea in connextion with Nitsche and Kirkegaard, some months ago, but that prefer you to forget. I can come back to those issues on a less public place. See flames later on...

[Stratowarius]

Talking about hefty nightmares. I have lately had appaling dreams about Forummembers-No names-No blames-that pursue me and try to make a man or an IT out of me. I can't even tell you what they are trying to do. In the scary end I am alwways rescued by the same nice Forumguy. No name-No fame here either.

[TimoToikki]

Talking about hefty nightmares. I have lately had appaling dreams about Forummembers-No names-No blames-that pursue me and try to make a man or an IT out of me. I can't even tell you what they are trying to do. In the scary end I am alwways rescued by the same nice Forumguy. No name-No fame here either.

This guy is really evil. We should NOT talk to him or encourage this kind of behavior. He would not last 5 seconds in my hymn to life forums.

[AGAG]

Nitshe and kirkegaard are some of the most cell-like pholosophies, poems and stuff speak better for themselves... yet I'm not quite sure what is the proper preposition to put to the sentences when you are refering to something that is unknowable... "I fucked unknown last saturday"...? perhaps: "I would totally suck N/A dick with my own dick"? ... either way I find it really obtuse and subjective.
On the other note: I really hope you stop having those horrible nightmares, I'd too be horrified to the thought of being chased by faceless people all of a sudden..

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Not so faceless. One looks as a piano and the other as some avatar we are used to see here.

How did you fuck unknown? With someone elses? You ARE a riddle.

[AGAG]

What if we all unriddle? that way we're all friends and have no secrets, like the parakeet that declared to be a green chicken in disguise... oh! what an example to follow

[Stratowarius]

No riddles no fun. Every chicken green? No fun. All friends. Noone to quarrel with. No fun.

[Stratowarius 2.0]

No riddles no fun. Every chicken green? No fun. All friends. Noone to quarrel with. No fun.

Aren't you too much in the pathetic business now? Go write a poem...

[Stratowarius]

You have no reason to take things and poems so seriously... :bounce2: :bounce2: :laff: :bigok: :bounce1: :bounce1:

[Stratowarius 2.0]

You have no reason

Maybe he had other gualities and he can be the reason that George looks more happy nowadays...

[AGAG]

Quarrel?! don't you believe in pony world? where everyone are friends, there's no pain and the houses are made of rainbows? every songs speaks happiness, there's a god and everyone's salary is 20 pounds of heart-shaped white chocolate?

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Is that really, really, really how you would like it? If you double the chocolate to 40 pound, make 20 milkchocolate (it can be heartshaped too) so ok with that. But the rest? Jajaja rainbowhouses sound nice, but after that there must be a stop.


Haha. I just posted this from the wrong account. WHAT a WASTE...

[AGAG]

Deep in my heart I know you believe in ponies and happiness altogether, you just keep yourself restrained from the inherent ability you have of eating regular beef and then shit rainbows some hours later. Deep in my heart aswell I knew you two were the same fucking person.

[Stratowarius]

I Don't dare to look so deep in my heart. But Ponniehappy? Don't think so! What is Ponniehappy by the way?
But you guessed right about my identity though. Sometimes I take a dr Jekylldrug and "snippsswipps" I am some big Ö or whatever. But NEVER an IT (:x )or a HE.(:x) Can you try to remember that or we can not have any Nitschetea.

[Stratowarius]

Did you ask Tolkki where he hid the guitar?

I can see in your avatar that you no longer sleep in Helsinki and I have understood that you wanted a bit higher views. I miss you of course but nothing is for ever, and I eat my nomnomnoms alone, but in good spirit.
Antares is a brilliant choice for insight in the Universe. The red ruby in Scorpio-even called Akrab, Scorpoins heart-in the Milky Way, close to it's companion, Antares B, must be beautiful and you can soon expect B's change to a white dwarf. Something very spectacular to witness.
Don't forget to tell us how it goes and what REALLY happens when a huge celestial body reduces to a dwarf.

[AGAG]

Where are the faxes? the conversations? the haunting dreams and A's pointless profanity? where when I need?