Most nicest poster

[Stratowarius]

Since I got several private messages with the same request (flattery helps), and for our old friendships sake, I will show you one of many controversial, and almost unbelievable, faxes from Crumb. They can also be dangerous and I will not stir up the problems, or see any heavybearded Akbar-e-Azams in Helsinki. It is enough that this Wilks is coming here with his "Mohammad-Homo-Film-Art".
So here we go. Fax from Crumb:
Sent from a Turkish ship outside Gaza-coast to XXXXXX in Gaza.(Names here, gives flames there).

Ship=S: Shalom! We are close now and the XXXXXhoundsXX haven't seen us. They are confiscating porrmovies in some other ship. Haha.

Gaza-Person=GP: Akbar Akbar! What do you have for us this time?

S: Same as always. Some KalasXXXXXXX and some material for XXXXXXXXX and XXXXX.

GP: Akbar and what about the pigs?

S: Same as last time. We hav 33 slaughtered and cut up big pigs. So you can eat English breakfast for weeks and make bloodsausages since we have saved the blood, that you love so much.

GP: Akbar, Akbar and the great Papers, you know, With the bigbig ladies and the large gays?

S: Jaja. We have four cartoons "Piff-Piff" and two of "Ruff-Ruff". And to that some extrajuicy movies and some Norweigian black-goat-white-power-cd's for your long Akbarears. And now I think we have to have radiosilence since we are close. The XXXXXXhounds are on alert you know. They would love our "Piff-Piff".

To Strato-Moderators! Take by all means away what you consider as dangerous for the world-peace...

[AGAG]

Is peace at stake here? if so... who answers?

[Stratowarius]

Liberty of the Forum? Am I responsible? Never Crumb! I fight for him! JJ. Nooo. Ok I take it. Come on blackbearded Akbarhuligans...

[Stratowarius]

Fax from you know who.

Hi Stratow! Here i got a chatt from two idiots at your Forum. Maybe you know them? Their nicks are Ö10 and A 10...

A10: Halooo sweet-and-soury. How are you?

Ö10: What! You are back?? Where have you been? Shouldn't we got married by now?

A10: Jajaja. As I am concerned, every wedding is a spam-wedding, my dear. :crazy1: This time I forgot all about it.

Ö10: So? You did? And where have you been all this time?

A10: AAAAAAA! Here and there! :bounce2: Mostly there! :bounce2:

Ö10: And you did what there!

A10: This and that. Mostly that! How the fuck can I put one above the other here?

Ö10: I have left the ranch since the wedding was off again! Uncle says it's enough with Non-Weddings now. Jeremiah is also sour. He had written an hourlong speech and is very disappointed not to hear his own clergymanvoice thunders over Texas. Not to talk about Zuela-boy. He mutters all day long" Nono wedding, Boy nono shedding". Did you promise him a guitarra?

A10: Jajaja! It was one of my hasty expressions. One of my 9000 you know. Such things happen in the best of worlds. :bigok: :crazy1: He cant play anyway and never could. His strength is in his fuzzballfeet and maybe he can play in Ukraina the glorious country of gold. I just remebered , I had a terrible dream that I was married to Stinky. Huh. :yuk: :shud:
Next week I will visit Onkel and talk about our postcounts. It was all his stupid idea! :pissed2: :pissed2:

Ö10: Jajaja. But don't mention the war or the wedding. He can get a heartattack...
Disconnected...

[AGAG]

This is my way of picturing the so-called wedding:



*giggles*

[AGAG]

Notice Ö9 in the left laughing at the poor A10

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Poor A10...He will not take that with pleasure. But he has humour so he will laugh. I hope...


Edit: You tell me! Is it possible to laugh after a kick like that?

[AGAG]

Depends on the kicker..:



*giggles*
*giggles*
*giggles*

[robocop656]

show me your nude pictures ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Bläääääääää I cant talk English! Sorry!

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En voi puhua Englanti. Ja miksi minä? Voit keskustella idiootti???

[robocop656]

idiootti

[robocop656]

Is that the best you can do? At least call me a boner taster, or else a shit head.

[robocop656]

Suck my penis tyhmä huora

[robocop656]

Sorry about that, here's a picture of my friends mom

[Stratowarius]

First she looks sad, then happy. What have you done to her? Shown her your ass?

[robocop656]

First she looks sad, then happy. What have you done to her? Shown her your ass?

Those pictures were taken in order to sell them online. They were sold. Too bad...the orange-red jackson warrior from the 90s was awesome...but worn out. My ass is only shown to underage power metal fans.

[Stratowarius]

Since I'm not an underage powermetalfreak, you think I can consider myself lucky, when I by some mistake happened to see your ass. Sorry, but I like your front with the red fly more and those pics when only your face is laughing...

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Since I'm not an underage powermetalfreak, you think I can consider myself lucky, when I by some mistake happened to see your ass. Sorry, but I like your front with the red fly more and those pics when only your face is laughing...

Now what in the hell is this about? :pissed3: :splat: :sick: :puke: :repuke:

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

There is nothing about in hell at all. It is burning as usual and mister Hell himself is hot. I only told Robo that I like the pics of him laughing more than those of his ass and I think most of us do just that.
But, but, I have a question for you. Why are you so angry at me nowadays? I need your kindness since I just came home from my dentist. And tomorrow I have to go to a dentistsurgeon and CUT out a wisdom-tooth. Just imagen! And till that misery I have to look at your red and puking emoticons in your post to ME. It isn't fair! I have done nothing that deserves your wrath...

[robocop656]

You are getting your wisdom teeth pulled? How old are you? 14?

:drop:

[Stratowarius]

Damn, I forgot to change nick. Damn. But I haven't time to do something about it now so I blame my tooth.

[Stratowarius]

You are getting your wisdom teeth pulled? How old are you? 14?

:drop:

hahaha Now who is talking? Your Ass or your head?

[robocop656]

You are getting your wisdom teeth pulled? How old are you? 14?

:drop:

hahaha Now who is talking? Your Ass or your head?

WELL my ass of course. Here where I'm from, they usually get wisdom teeth taken out really young.

[Stratowarius]

Could you please put up the laughingpicture of you here again so everyone can understand why I like

them most. An ass is not so different from another ass, but those laughpic are cool...


I hope to God that you don't misunderstand me and put up the ass again...

[robocop656]

This one??

[Stratowarius]

Jaja! That can do, but it wasn't the laughingface I meant. If I could move around pictures as you do I had put up your face from the thread "New Mastermind( Jens USA-band)" where I at least managed to quote. And you have to admit that it is considerably more pleasant to look at than your arse...

[Hubble86]

I want to look at arses!! Where can we see them now? It was long time ago since I really saw some arse, so tell me please. Where where?
Is it that nicelooking guy with the red toy that showes his arse? Here he has a lot of clothes on so where is he undressed?

Is it allowed? Here? On a metalforum? Real arses and no fakes?

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I want to look at arses!! Where can we see them now? It was long time ago since I really saw some arse, so tell me please. Where where?
Is it that nicelooking guy with the red toy that showes his arse? Here he has a lot of clothes on so where is he undressed?

Is it allowed? Here? On a metalforum? Real arses and no fakes?

What kind of behavior is that for an old man? Ever since you went to your summer home, you've lost your mind. Slovenly and uncouth indeed!

Now I know where your daughter gets her rough edges. What am I to think, to see my father-in-law cruising around the internet looking for arses like a 13 year old pervert left unsupervised in his bedroom? :user:

We all know what happened to Lisa and I am beginning to think Pablo's hands are clean. Remember the parity of propriety and phallus? Have you learned nothing? :sick:

I'm keeping an eye on you, old man... :nervous: :sick:

[Hubble86]

As an old and calculative man I reserve the right to behave as arseseeking as I want to, and my mind is well preserved, compared with some considerably younger, but uncouth individuals.

My daughters edges I recommend you not to comment here and since I only during the last weeks have understood that she in fact is just MY daughter did I NOT have any sort of influence on her arseapprehension. But, but if we shall interpret her posts she has a very divergent vision at the human back of the oral passage than I have.

You are very, very welcome to keep one eye on me , and you can use the other to look for nice arses for my benefit. Thank you! You have no idea how arseshowlacking this place where I have to drag around my old bones is...