Timo Tolkki: new book 'Loneliness of a Thousand Years'

MetalNat · Post by **MetalNat** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:39 am

Finally a book about his thought-provoking lyrics written in clear and compelling prose!!!! This is what the world has been waiting for!!! I for one will read this, and I will be impressed by it. I hope Hector Leonardo makes an appearance in the book.

Hector Leonardo · Post by **Hector Leonardo** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:56 pm

MetalNat wrote:Finally a book about his thought-provoking lyrics written in clear and compelling prose!!!! This is what the world has been waiting for!!! I for one will read this, and I will be impressed by it. I hope Hector Leonardo makes an appearance in the book.

You think so?

I don't, but I make an appearance here

Seems like a serious book to me.

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Tue Sep 07, 2010 2:27 pm

Maybe HBO or Lifetime will make a movie from this book! That would be great. Well, it worked for Johnny Cash!

DreamT · Post by **DreamT** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:14 am

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:"The Loneliness of a Thousand Beers" would be a more fitting title for this stout soloists sob story.

Well, haven't been here for six months, and the first thing I see is the Ass doing...well, the usual stuff.

Pathetic

Maybe it should write a book about loneliness itself?

AAAAAAAAAA · Post by **AAAAAAAAAA** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:12 am

DreamT wrote:
AAAAAAAAAA wrote:"The Loneliness of a Thousand Beers" would be a more fitting title for this stout soloists sob story.

Well, haven't been here for six months, and the first thing I see is the Ass doing...well, the usual stuff.

Pathetic Maybe it should write a book about loneliness itself?

Welcome back! :spin2:
In hindsight, you are right as always; I've been making an ass of myself ever since I changed my avatar. However, I have a haunch it happened sometime before then. Anyway, that's all behind us

I hope this post(erior) made you crack a smile.

PS: Do you really believe my behind is too large? People have been hinting at it for weeks, butt I just want the truth...I would be bummed if it were. :nervous:

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 3:06 am

10A, you certainly know how to liven up a topic!

Hubble86 · Post by **Hubble86** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:54 am

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:
DreamT wrote:
AAAAAAAAAA wrote:"The Loneliness of a Thousand Beers" would be a more fitting title for this stout soloists sob story.

Well, haven't been here for six months, and the first thing I see is the Ass doing...well, the usual stuff.

Pathetic Maybe it should write a book about loneliness itself?
Welcome back! :spin2:
In hindsight, you are right as always; I've been making an ass of myself ever since I changed my avatar. However, I have a haunch it happened sometime before then. Anyway, that's all behind us

I hope this post(erior) made you crack a smile.

PS: Do you really believe my behind is too large? People have been hinting at it for weeks, butt I just want the truth...I would be bummed if it were. :nervous:

Oh Dear. You seem to be articulated at or towards the back of the oral passage-with an other word BIGANUSANUS, the rear excretory opening of the alimentary canal, witch can indicate a personality characterized by parsimony, meticulousness or other traits typical of the stage of sexual development during which a child is concerned with faeces. Concentrated on the rear part of a quadruped or other lower animal as in your avatar. Noone can say that you are back or rumpless...or miss some backbone... Good luck with your backchat...

DreamT · Post by **DreamT** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 1:12 pm

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:
DreamT wrote:
AAAAAAAAAA wrote:"The Loneliness of a Thousand Beers" would be a more fitting title for this stout soloists sob story.

Well, haven't been here for six months, and the first thing I see is the Ass doing...well, the usual stuff.

Pathetic Maybe it should write a book about loneliness itself?
Welcome back! :spin2:
In hindsight, you are right as always; I've been making an ass of myself ever since I changed my avatar. However, I have a haunch it happened sometime before then. Anyway, that's all behind us

I hope this post(erior) made you crack a smile.

PS: Do you really believe my behind is too large? People have been hinting at it for weeks, butt I just want the truth...I would be bummed if it were. :nervous:

Yeah, it made me crack a smile, but probably not in the way it was meant to

Your rethorical skills has became even worse that before, don't you think?

(I will now give you 2 options to make it easier for you)

A. Yes
B. No

Polaris · Post by **Polaris** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:28 pm

DreamT · Post by **DreamT** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:59 pm

Polaris wrote:

You, me, or AAAAAAA? Just look at the postcount and you will get the answer

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ · Post by **ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:16 pm

Jaja sorry DDT. Since it never can be A10, our big idol and leader, there is noone left except you. Don't you recognize yourself? Sorry again! It must hurt...

Stratowarius 2.0 · Post by **Stratowarius 2.0** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:23 am

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ wrote:it never can be A10, our big idol and leader

Jaja, not surprising! You are sisters

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ · Post by **ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:07 am

You sisters are so insensitive.

Kosmo · Post by **Kosmo** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:17 am

Cupcakes.

..With onions.

MetalNat · Post by **MetalNat** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:11 pm

Hector Leonardo wrote:
You think so? I don't, but I make an appearance here
Seems like a serious book to me.

I'm sure nobody could ever love a book about Timo Tolkki as much as you.

DreamT · Post by **DreamT** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:14 pm

Stratowarius 2.0 wrote:
ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ wrote:it never can be A10, our big idol and leader
Jaja, not surprising! You are sisters

Come on, bring me something new:-)

(må din pung bli överkörd av femhundra siamesiska elefantbögar samtidigt som du får en ananas uppkörd långt upp i rektum)

Polaris · Post by **Polaris** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:48 pm

DreamT wrote:
You, me, or AAAAAAA? Just look at the postcount and you will get the answer

Only posted here because the image is funny! But just for those who wear the cap! Some people come here just to speak evil of Tolkki and forget that 95% of Stratovarius songs were composed by him!

TimoToikki · Post by **TimoToikki** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 5:31 pm

Polaris wrote: Some people come here just to speak evil of Tolkki and forget that 95% of Stratovarius songs were composed by him!

And most of the lyrics....

Jude · Post by **Jude** » Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:40 am

I think I'll buy this, although i already know a lot of Timo's backgrounds but i think this will be a touching book to read.

RonimuZ · Post by **RonimuZ** » Sun Sep 12, 2010 11:46 am

Hector Leonardo wrote:

Oh dear... Looks like there are only three seagulls in the photo.

MetalNat · Post by **MetalNat** » Sun Sep 12, 2010 1:02 pm

I wonder if this book will be released in the PDF format? For those who don't know PDF is one of the best and most popular file formats today. It is used by the biggest companies, the most successful authors as well as artists such as U2.

DreamT · Post by **DreamT** » Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:54 pm

Polaris wrote:
DreamT wrote:
You, me, or AAAAAAA? Just look at the postcount and you will get the answer
Only posted here because the image is funny! But just for those who wear the cap! Some people come here just to speak evil of Tolkki and forget that 95% of Stratovarius songs were composed by him!

No problem. Just bear in mind that it can be misintepreted:)

foerg · Post by **foerg** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 5:59 pm

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbe ... mID=146085

RazielSR · Post by **RazielSR** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:49 pm

http://shop.timotolkki.net/

browneyedgirl · Post by **browneyedgirl** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 9:34 pm

foerg wrote:http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbe ... mID=146085

Figures. The complainers were first in line to comment.

icecab21 · Post by **icecab21** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 4:17 am

105 pages, interesting

AGAG · Post by **AGAG** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:35 am

I hadn't realized that the birds are the same..

Intiaani · Post by **Intiaani** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 8:45 am

Anyone think this book is a cash-in? I don't know what to think.

105 pages isn't exactly a lot - I'm getting a picture this book will include some of the things that were going to be in Hymn to Life - Entr'acte, polished much from the original, bitter writings. He pulled this up so quickly.

Note that language on the backcover is alright. This apparently won't have the same free foreign translators that were doing the previous book... No mention of translations to next to a million languages this time, either. I doubt there will be any.

When I first saw the cover art a week or such ago, I couldn't help but notice that the birds are the same. I just thought, 'Unbelievable shot! Tolkki between too flocks of birds! Oh, wait...'

I don't know whether I'll buy it or not, though. I think I'm getting some insight in the forums anyway. If there actually will be something new or otherwise interesting, maybe I'll get it afterwards.

Hector Leonardo · Post by **Hector Leonardo** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:59 am

Intiaani wrote:Anyone think this book is a cash-in? I don't know what to think. 105 pages isn't exactly a lot - I'm getting a picture this book will include some of the things that were going to be in Hymn to Life - Entr'acte, polished much from the original, bitter writings. He pulled this up so quickly.

Note that language on the backcover is alright. This apparently won't have the same free foreign translators that were doing the previous book... No mention of translations to next to a million languages this time, either. I doubt there will be any.

When I first saw the cover art a week or such ago, I couldn't help but notice that the birds are the same. I just thought, 'Unbelievable shot! Tolkki between too flocks of birds! Oh, wait...'

I don't know whether I'll buy it or not, though. I think I'm getting some insight in the forums anyway. If there actually will be something new or otherwise interesting, maybe I'll get it afterwards.

Maybe they are shitting on his head.
A Pulitzer Price winner William Styron and his "Darkness Visible" book is 96 pages

http://www.amazon.com/Darkness-Visible- ... 763&sr=8-1

MetalNat · Post by **MetalNat** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 3:53 pm

I think the Nobel prize winning novelist José Saramago has very similar features to Timo Tolkki. Coincidence?

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