Why don't you have a partner yet?

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Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?

Yes.
7
27%
No.
15
58%
Does a sex toy count?
4
15%
 
Total votes: 26

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Why don't you have a partner yet?

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Thu Nov 25, 2010 5:11 am

I need money, time, and emotions to have a relationship.



Also, why are there so few redheads out there?

Avatar related.

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Re: Why don't you have a partner yet?

Post by robocop656 » Thu Nov 25, 2010 5:38 am

I look like one of these fish in real life. Would you date me?!?


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Re: Why don't you have a partner yet?

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Thu Nov 25, 2010 7:04 am

I braid my nose hairs. My zipper is always down, but its ok because my sagging belly obstructs my genitals. My zits have teeth.

I'm so desperate I would welcome a blowjob from those fish. :cry:

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Re: Why don't you have a partner yet?

Post by AAAAAAAAAAAA 3.0 » Thu Nov 25, 2010 7:07 am

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:I braid my nose hairs. My zipper is always down, but its ok because my sagging belly obstructs my genitals. My zits have teeth.

I'm so desperate I would welcome a blowjob from those fish. :cry:
poor old you...what a sad life you have :( :( :( :lol:

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Re: Why don't you have a partner yet?

Post by AAAAAAAAAA » Thu Nov 25, 2010 7:10 am

AAAAAAAAAAAA 3.0 wrote:
AAAAAAAAAA wrote:I braid my nose hairs. My zipper is always down, but its ok because my sagging belly obstructs my genitals. My zits have teeth.

I'm so desperate I would welcome a blowjob from those fish. :cry:
poor old you...what a sad life you have :( :( :( :lol:
Thanks for the support, bro! :)
PS: Are the Layne's getting together for Thanksgiving? :)

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Re: Why don't you have a partner yet?

Post by Carcass » Thu Nov 25, 2010 9:40 am

NeverendingAbyss wrote:I need money [...] to have a relationship.
Why?

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Re: Why don't you have a partner yet?

Post by Arnold H. Layne » Thu Nov 25, 2010 9:50 am

AAAAAAAAAA wrote:
AAAAAAAAAAAA 3.0 wrote:
AAAAAAAAAA wrote:I braid my nose hairs. My zipper is always down, but its ok because my sagging belly obstructs my genitals. My zits have teeth.

I'm so desperate I would welcome a blowjob from those fish. :cry:
poor old you...what a sad life you have :( :( :( :lol:
Thanks for the support, bro! :)
PS: Are the Layne's getting together for Thanksgiving? :)

Oh you know it!!!!!

Arnold H. Layne

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Re: Why don't you have a partner yet?

Post by Arnold Z. layne » Thu Nov 25, 2010 9:51 am

Well of course

and remember live life on the fast Layne!!!!

Arnold Z. Layne :D

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Re: Why don't you have a partner yet?

Post by Arnold Schwarzenegge » Thu Nov 25, 2010 9:54 am

Well of course

and remember live life on the fast Layne!!!!
Yeah!!!

Arnold Schwarzenegger Layne

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Re: Why don't you have a partner yet?

Post by Arnold H. Layne » Thu Nov 25, 2010 9:55 am

Now a question for you A10, is the A clan getting together for thanksgiving??? :lol:

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Re: Why don't you have a partner yet?

Post by AGAG » Thu Nov 25, 2010 9:57 am

I'm 4" 1' tall and 312 pounds. Since I was in fifth grade, I made a vow never to wash my genitals. I am poor and I fuck dogs just to deride myself happily about my schizoid personality disorder :)
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Re: Why don't you have a partner yet?

Post by AGAG » Thu Nov 25, 2010 9:59 am

Come on! Am I REALLY the only one who chose the last option? :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Re: Why don't you have a partner yet?

Post by AAAAAAAAAAAA 3.0 » Thu Nov 25, 2010 10:02 am

AGAG wrote:I'm 4" 1' tall and 312 pounds. Since I was in fifth grade, I made a vow never to wash my genitals. I am poor and I fuck dogs just to deride myself happily about my schizoid personality disorder :)
My wonderful AGAG you know how much i LOVE you!!! :) :) :luv1: :luv1: :luv1: :luv1:

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Re: Why don't you have a partner yet?

Post by AAAAAAAAAAAA 3.0 » Thu Nov 25, 2010 10:02 am

AGAG wrote:Come on! Am I REALLY the only one who chose the last option? :roll: :roll: :roll:
NOPE!!!

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Re: Why don't you have a partner yet?

Post by AGAG » Thu Nov 25, 2010 10:11 am

AAAAAAAAAAAA 3.0 wrote:
AGAG wrote:I'm 4" 1' tall and 312 pounds. Since I was in fifth grade, I made a vow never to wash my genitals. I am poor and I fuck dogs just to deride myself happily about my schizoid personality disorder :)
My wonderful AGAG you know how much i LOVE you!!! :) :) :luv1: :luv1: :luv1: :luv1:
I do, I do! :) Thank you! :D
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Re: Why don't you have a partner yet?

Post by sanichi » Thu Nov 25, 2010 10:24 am

NeverendingAbyss wrote:

Also, why are there so few redheads out there?


:user: :crazy2:

Maybe you shouldn't focus on redheads too much, that might help :wink:


(Wow, that's my first post in what seems like almost a year :shock: :))

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Re: Why don't you have a partner yet?

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Thu Nov 25, 2010 5:40 pm

Carcass wrote:
NeverendingAbyss wrote:I need money [...] to have a relationship.
Why?
Easy for you, American girls demand all those things. Anyone willing to move to Canada with me?
Also, redheads are the best. I would dye for one. :lol: 8)

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Re: Why don't you have a partner yet?

Post by ggonza43 » Thu Nov 25, 2010 5:41 pm

Carcass wrote:
NeverendingAbyss wrote:I need money [...] to have a relationship.
Why?
This is me now: :rotflmao2:
Carcass may not post a lot, but when he does...Damn it :D!
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Re: Why don't you have a partner yet?

Post by AGAG » Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:06 am

It is surely something we all look forward to
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Re: Why don't you have a partner yet?

Post by Rebel » Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:30 am

High standards.

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Re: Why don't you have a partner yet?

Post by Carcass » Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:53 am

Rebel wrote:High standards.
Yeah, Deep Purple is more of a boy thing. :wink:

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Re: Why don't you have a partner yet?

Post by ggonza43 » Fri Nov 26, 2010 4:37 pm

Maybe you'd have someone to date if you don't spend too much time posting here in the forum (look who's tlaking now eh :D?)
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Re: Why don't you have a partner yet?

Post by Susie » Fri Nov 26, 2010 6:27 pm

90% of men here are douchebags :lol:

:) Whatever!

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Re: Why don't you have a partner yet?

Post by ggonza43 » Fri Nov 26, 2010 6:29 pm

Excuse me? I have a girlfriend, so you can't tick me out of that list of yours :lol:
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Re: Why don't you have a partner yet?

Post by NeverendingAbyss » Fri Nov 26, 2010 7:12 pm

ggonza43 wrote:Maybe you'd have someone to date if you don't spend too much time posting here in the forum (look who's tlaking now eh :D?)
I FUCKING KNEW IT!

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Re: Why don't you have a partner yet?

Post by ggonza43 » Fri Nov 26, 2010 7:15 pm

NeverendingAbyss wrote:I FUCKING KNEW IT!
GET

A

LIFE

SON

:D!
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Re: Why don't you have a partner yet?

Post by rikkertje » Fri Nov 26, 2010 8:41 pm

My boyfriend and I are together for 3 years now. On the 22nd of October this year, (my birthday), he asked me to be engaged. So since that date he's my fiancé. :D

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Re: Why don't you have a partner yet?

Post by ggonza43 » Fri Nov 26, 2010 8:44 pm

Yeah, nothing is better to talk about engagements, beyonces and fiances in a topic were people are desperate to date someone/something :lol:
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Re: Why don't you have a partner yet?

Post by rikkertje » Fri Nov 26, 2010 8:53 pm

Well it is a relation topic. And in the poll I could choose the 'Yes' answer too. So I put my happy story up here. Long live gay marriage!!! :lol: :lol: :P


BTW, how did you get the Darkest Hours single? :D

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Re: Why don't you have a partner yet?

Post by ggonza43 » Fri Nov 26, 2010 8:54 pm

Well, someone "leaked" it, and someone PMd me with the link. If you want it, I can give it to you :)...Oh, but it's a secret. No one should ever know about this conversation ;)
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