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J.S. Bach · Post by **J.S. Bach** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 10:47 pm

It won't be soon and a Viennese elephant will crush Kosmo's wolf into wolfheaven

Karlheinz Stockhausen · Post by **Karlheinz Stockhausen** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:05 pm

Year 1730 there was an elephant in Vienna butt he is dead now, so you are a bit late there, Sebbe. Kosmos wolf is, by the way a werewolf, so you have to be careful with what you say Sebbe...

Arnold Layne · Post by **Arnold Layne** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:43 pm

Who is the guy in Kosmo's avatar?

Arnold Layne

Karlheinz Stockhausen · Post by **Karlheinz Stockhausen** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:12 am

Who? I!

Karlheinz Stockhausen. 1928-2007. Born in Mödrath.

Composer of fugues.

Became warewolf in winter 1964 in westfalen...

Arnold Layne · Post by **Arnold Layne** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:32 pm

Karlheinz Stockhausen wrote: Became warewolf in winter 1964 in westfalen...

A carewolf. :luv1:

Arnold Layne

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ · Post by **ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 10:58 am

This is Ro...

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And this is Bo...I think...... I love the laughwrinkles... :luv1:

robocop656 · Post by **robocop656** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 11:07 am

Hello.

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ · Post by **ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 11:21 am

Yao! Yao Ming Ming,

Yao Yao Zing Zing...

Ming Ming Bling Bling...

Yao Ming King, King...

Chang · Post by **Chang** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:40 pm

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ wrote: Yao! Yao Ming Ming,

Yao Yao Zing Zing...

Ming Ming Bling Bling...

Yao Ming King, King...

Why do you make a disrespection, of my uncle!!!
Make a FUCK!!

Arnold Layne · Post by **Arnold Layne** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:44 pm

Uh. Hey guys! Arnold Here.

I'm back. From Leeds!
I.uhh..I got new clothes.
Anyway, see you. And stuff.

Arnold Layne

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ · Post by **ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 12:04 am

Chang wrote:
ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ wrote: Yao! Yao Ming Ming,

Yao Yao Zing Zing...

Ming Ming Bling Bling...

Yao Ming King, King...
Why do you make a disrespection, of my uncle!!!

Make a FUCK!!

Oh that chinawhimping! You have so many uncles and other relatives, that whatever I say or do someone will be offended or disrespected. Do you remember when we had dinner together in Guang and started with northeast watercress-soup (8) and then boiled bok choy with oyster-sauce(11) and some orange cuttlefish.(9) As dessert we had Shandong-strawberries with hongsauce(33). And damn wasn't there a cousin from Jiangsu that complained over
our choice of berries from Jiang Mian, Huchuhu!

If your silly chineseuncle is offended by my talk with Yao Ming he can make a fuck. Bah!

Where have you been by the way? Are all your screws back in your head now? Was that question maybe chinesedisrespectful? Sorry!

Karlheinz Stockhausen · Post by **Karlheinz Stockhausen** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 12:13 am

Arnold Layne wrote:Uh. Hey guys! Arnold Here.
I'm back. From Leeds!
I.uhh..I got new clothes.
Anyway, see you. And stuff.

Arnold Layne

What "Stuff" are you talking about, Arnold? If I may ask! Is it that English shit you brought me for Christmass. It took me "out" for three days, Arnold. Don't do that again, please. It will evil our relation.
Oh, you call it Plum-Pudding?

Arnold Layne · Post by **Arnold Layne** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 7:28 am

Karlheinz Stockhausen wrote:
Arnold Layne wrote:Uh. Hey guys! Arnold Here.
I'm back. From Leeds!
I.uhh..I got new clothes.
Anyway, see you. And stuff.

Arnold Layne

What "Stuff" are you talking about, Arnold? If I may ask! Is it that English shit you brought me for Christmass. It took me "out" for three days, Arnold. Don't do that again, please. It will evil our relation.
Oh, you call it Plum-Pudding?

Um, well. I started walking. Walking an hour, an hour a day. Um. And I have a new interest in, in Chappaquiddick Island. And spinach pies.

I also have, well, a lot, I mean, a lot, more clothes!

Arnold Layne

Stratowarius · Post by **Stratowarius** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 3:52 pm

An alarming SMS from Pekka Fucking, that is back on Earth, somewhere in Arkansas, US. To Commander Strutt.

Hi Strutt. The startsignal has gone and we are on schedule, with the fish and the birds, as planned. But this is not the end, as some thinks. It is not even the beginning of the end, as the media speculates. But it is, perhaps, and as we hope, the end of the beginning. Haha.

Answer from Strutt: Fine with me. We are prepared here. Good that you started with that damn sushi...Jaja

Karlheinz Stockhausen · Post by **Karlheinz Stockhausen** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 4:47 pm

Arnold Layne wrote:
Karlheinz Stockhausen wrote:
Arnold Layne wrote:Uh. Hey guys! Arnold Here.
I'm back. From Leeds!
I.uhh..I got new clothes.
Anyway, see you. And stuff.

Arnold Layne

What "Stuff" are you talking about, Arnold? If I may ask! Is it that English shit you brought me for Christmass. It took me "out" for three days, Arnold. Don't do that again, please. It will evil our relation.
Oh, you call it Plum-Pudding?
Um, well. I started walking. Walking an hour, an hour a day. Um. And I have a new interest in, in Chappaquiddick Island. And spinach pies.

I also have, well, a lot, I mean, a lot, more clothes!

Arnold Layne

Jaja, Arnold! March on Arnold! Discipline! German disciplin, Arnold! No slack and sluggish English behaviour. You are maybe predisposed to a Leeds- negligent life and we must change that, Arnold. Never forget what disciplin can do for your English baconbody, Arnold...

Arnold Layne · Post by **Arnold Layne** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 10:05 am

Ummm. Hello.
My baconbody is fine.
I have been doing a lot, for, for my health. In Leeds. I have walked, jogged, and surfed (the web). I went too far and now I'm lost. Lost on the Stratoforum. Please. Please help me. Help me get to my homepage. What do I do??

Arnold Layne

Karlheinz Stockhausen · Post by **Karlheinz Stockhausen** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 1:52 pm

Aber doch Arnold!

Since it isn't the first time you got lost, Arnold, I was enterprising enough to put a sender in your baconbutt and I can now tell you that you are on,
Geolat 47 and Geolon 122.
Look at the map Arnold, or at your geolatlonmeasureapparatus, in your butt. There you are, Arnold. Very far from me Arnold.
Wouldn't you give it a thought to come home to me, Arnold. I have newrobed ladytrousers with the pegs still on, just as you like them, Arnold. I will gladly buy you some fatfree steaks. And I can maybe carry out some porn if that is on your conditionlist, Arnold! You and I Arnold, what a pair... :luv1: :luv1:

Arnold Layne · Post by **Arnold Layne** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:09 am

O Karlheinz! I will find my way back to your arms soon. Me and my baconbutt. This I swear. Also, please preheat the grill. I will take the steaks. :luv1:

But please change your avatar. I do not like, how you stare at me so coldly. Like a psycho.

Also, CLOTHES. I am in need of them. We must go shopping...on the clothingslines...for my new slim size of course.

Arnold Layne

Karlheinz Stockhausen · Post by **Karlheinz Stockhausen** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:54 am

Oh Arnold, Oh Arnold! You made me so Happy now! The grill is as heated as I am and I know of a lady that puts up her washings in the fresh air. Just for you to take! Jaja!
Butt, butt Arnold, Arnold. My german avatar is there to stay. Basta! Capisce! It is there to scare away all my groupies and it shows that I already have a boyfriend, Arnold. I maybe look cold, butt you know in your heart Arnold, how not-cold I am...

Karlheinz Stockhausen · Post by **Karlheinz Stockhausen** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:52 pm

Have you got lost, Arnold? Again Arnold? I measured your whereabouts to the middle of the English Channel and I thought you were on a ferry to me. Butt suddenly you drifted in a very high speed and you are soon in Africa, Arnold. Have you been eaten by a whale, Arnold or has some other big fish taken care of the Long-and Latitud-measuring-apparatus on your butt? I am really curious, Arnold...This is not normal...

Arnold Layne · Post by **Arnold Layne** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:34 pm

I. I. I....I have been swallowed.
I was mistaken for a valrus as I floated about in the ocean. And now I am writing to you from the insides of a sperm whale. I hope this message-in-a-bottle finds you well. Please send help.

The apparatus on my butt, however, is working quite fine. Unfortunately I cannot read it due to my lack of flexibility, someone must do it for me. And the last time I asked them to look ,I was arrested...and they took all my clothes...

My precious clothes!!

Arnold Layne

AGAG · Post by **AGAG** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 2:06 am

Oh dear arnold, Thank you for living in leeds and making everyone happy and having very nice clothes. I'm absolutely sure you will find them. I can lend you some XXXL pants and a tent for you to wear meanwhile. A family-sized one that is. Do you like salvadorean clothing?

Arnold Layne · Post by **Arnold Layne** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:19 am

I LOVE CLOTHES!!!
...But I, I...I couldn't use your family sized tent as a g-string, let, let alone a jacket.

We must go shopping... on the washinglines

Arnold Layne

PS: I am not fat. I have, I have, have a HEALTH PROBLEM

Some, some, sensitivity is needed.

Karlheinz Stockhausen · Post by **Karlheinz Stockhausen** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 12:23 pm

Aber doch, Arnold! I read in the Gran Canaria-News what you have been through!

A STRANGE WRECKAGE ON A TENERIFFEBEACH.

Yesterday a huge-huge sperm-whale vomited at the beach, close to puerto de la Cruz. The extraordinary stomachcontent was a very fullbodied young man from Leeds in Enland, named Arnold Layne. He was stark naked and he told our reporter, that he had been into the whale for two days, together with 100 pounds of jumping and dying krills. He had been swallowed by the monstermammal by mistake and the poor animal had tried to puke him up all the time. Kindly enough it succeded at last on Teneriffe.
The zoologist A. Wildmad in Seattle Zoo is sceptic. "No existing whale-type could be able to swallow a man of this Arnold Laynes size. It has not the mouth for it and it would choke and die if it tried. So this must be some sort of miracle like with Jonah in the Bible, where one animal saved another. Maybe this Layne was close to drowning."
This paper is organizing a clothe-collection to the a bit fullgrown Leeds-man and some ladies are sewing some sort of tentlike dress for him. All contributes are wellcome, for this wonder from the sea.

I am waiting here Arnold. You seem to be blessed by some Neptune-God...

:luv1: :luv1:

Hubble86 · Post by **Hubble86** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:58 pm

Give it up! Noone believes that you are Stockhausen and noone believes that this stupid Arnold is any arnold. It is a play for the gallery! So lay off now when it still is some fun!

:poke:

You are NOT a computermaster, I know that, and it was easy to steal your password for mr Hubble. I had hoped that you had the same for your other nicks. That had been fun but now we share this one, :luv1: and I love it. I also know that you don't care that much.

:bounce2: :luv1: But you are not realy sure of who I am and that is even more fun. See you! :bounce2: :luv1:

Karlheinz Stockhausen · Post by **Karlheinz Stockhausen** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 11:16 pm

Ok! You are maybe right that it isn't fun! Butt you can't be sure, that I am not-Stockhausen. I can very well be his ghost...
I know when you stole my password, but now I don't really care and you can keep it. Your first post made me a bit astonished but then I thought it was fun. I am not allone in this wilderness anymore.
Butt, butt you must remember that you are my FATHER and NOTHING else. And that you love jazz...See you...

Arnold Layne · Post by **Arnold Layne** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 6:55 am

Huh?

So does anyone want me to be their soyfriend?

Jaja, I am on a no-meat diet...

Arnold Layne

Borat · Post by **Borat** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 7:53 am

In Kazakhstan meat from donkey an cow is number one foods

Arnold Z. layne · Post by **Arnold Z. layne** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:17 am

Oh God!! Let me clean those crooked teeth of yours Karl!!

Arnold Z. Layne

Arnold H. Layne · Post by **Arnold H. Layne** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:19 am

No Karl is mine!! :luv3: :luv3:

Arnold H. Layne

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