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[Arnold Layne]

I am on vacation!! There are no springstresses to subside. I can wake up in the middle of the night and continue dominating on top!

You, on the other hand, will soon go to work...

Arnold Layne

[Karlheinz Stockhausen]

Nono. I am free today and work first tonight! And your eyes will be heavier and heavier. Relax now Arnold. Relax! Your left arm is SO heavy! And now your right arm. Your legs are heavy, Arnold. Relax relax, you will soon fall asleep, Arnold and you will wake up first when I snap my fingers. Sleeep Arnold Sleep....

[Arnold Layne]

Ahh, so its a war on two fronts, Mr. Stockhausen. Eastern Europe and north Africa, perhaps? It will end just like the other war...with England on top and dominating.

Your pretentious german hypnotism has no effect. It will take more than a few words to put 800 pounds of Leeds-muscle to sleep. Coffee, I need coffee...

Arnold Layne

[Karlheinz Stockhausen]

You are a stubborn rascal! Sleep I say. Sleep NOW.

It's too late for coffee for you now, so skip it.

Sleep Arnold, you like to be dominated by your German composer, Arnold. You are heavier than heavy now, so sleep you damn fucker. Sleep...

[Arnold Layne]

Do NOT order me around. I will sleep when I am ready. And I am not ready. Not even close. Butt, maybe a bit closer than an hour ago...

Still, it will take more than a bit of drowsiness to put this TANK to sleep and end his domination.

Arnold Layne

[Karlheinz Stockhausen]

Jaja. I will be lurking from now on...so you can take it easy...

[Arnold Layne]

Back off. Just back off. Why can't you just let me sleep peacefully, knowing that I am dominating? WHY must you ruin things for me??

I don't take anything easy. Over-easy, is another matter entirely (although I prefer scrambled).

Arnold Layne

[Karlheinz Stockhausen]

Lurk lurk here too...

[Arnold Layne]

Bumpety-bump-bump.
The war rages on...

Arnold Layne

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

I think your ass is talking. Like in Shrek. Hello, Shrek! That is your nickname, jaja.

And there are NO goatfucking bakers here. I am Arnold. From Leeds, Leeds, LEEDS!

Arnold Layne

Huh! You never said it was THAT Shrek! Now I have Googled him and I remember that there was some film about him. I didn't see it though and I could never, ever, dream that you, my almost hero, would think of me ass similar to this ugly thing. But I understand that I had ought to know better! And I hoped you were A10!


Now I am on the top and you can dream about me as a dangerous monster. Buuuu

[Karlheinz Stockhausen]

A proud German doesn't lurk more than a day. Now I am up on the top again, in all my splendour.

Germany, Germany, Germany.

I think I am infected with a delusion of composergrandeur or have some excessive and unreasonable enthusiasm for myself.

Karlheinz Stockhausen Distinguished Worldscomposer, Mödrath, Gemany.

[Arnold Layne]

You bloodsucking miserere!! You sent me off to bed thinking I had won...only to creep back and dominate without my permission. HUH!

Arnold Layne

[Karlheinz Stockhausen]

I don't think you are the right person to talk about bloodsucking! Arnold Layne!:x Do you know how much blood I had in my liver, when you cut it out and stewed it. No I didn't think so! One liter and 4 cl is the bloody answer.

And now you think you can be on top and you have sneaked in here, because you thought I was at home under my bed,sleeping in my striped nightshirt that you liked so much.

But haha! I will be up all night and my computer is on alarm, just for your furtive posts.
Pling-pling it says and there you are. No hiding more, Arnold. No hiding at all.

[Arnold Layne]

A man of my size neither runs nor hides. Proud Leedsman that I am, I stand and fight.

For your information, your liver was FAR from the best I have enjoyed. It was rather...old and stringy. Like a bone-thin hen, well past its prime. One day I will write a long poem about the experience, but not now- I must simply be on top.

And what is this with your late-night postings? Are you in a manic phase too??

Arnold Layne

[Karlheinz Stockhausen]

Not many Plings here tonight! Only one!

Now I am going home and can't hear the computerplings so I don't give a shit.

On top again. Haha On top. And hope to stay there if the plingfrequens is the same in daytime as it has been this night, Jaja.

Pling, pling.

[Arnold Layne]

The Layne dynasty is falling. Huh...

Arnold Layne

[Karlheinz Stockhausen]

:comfort:

Aber doch, Arnold! You still have me! I'm here, on top, for you, and for Aberaber, Goal, Ö10 and the discus-thrower Derreck, whenever he shows up.

So we are ignored? So what? I have understood, that the positive thing about that, is that we can write, what the fuck we want, and nobody will have ASSpects on it! And that is jippijuppi, Arnold!

Since that little Arnold-breeze was blowing in the wind here, and the "serious" Forumers voineded for full throat and feverishly groped for the blessed ignore-button. After they told us, how lacking in prudence we were, jesters that victimized important threads. After that, Arnold, we are free!
Free pure outcast Arnold!

Butt I have found a much simpler way than the ignorebutton. I consequently skip boring threads and with that I never get irritatated or sour here. But for those who haven't that power, over curiosity, the little button must be a good help, to avoid vexation and keep tempers in balance.

We outcasts have to see the ignoring with a smile and take it for what it is. A drop in the ocean...

[Arnold Layne]

Aber doch, Stockhausen. Now I remember how you won my heart and seduced me under your bed so many times. You are SO wise. We can focus on whatever ASSpects we want. A spot of tea in the ocean...

Arnold Layne

[AAAAAAAAA]

Kvack! Blatant lies! Do not believe a word this fatto says. You hear me.......

Blatant lier. Kvack,kvack

A spot of you know what...

[AAAAAAAAAA]

Kvack! Blatant lies! Do not believe a word this fatto says. You hear me.......

Blatant lier. Kvack,kvack

A spot of you know what...

Don't get your webbed feet in a knot. Calm down. Have some quackers and tea. Breathe deeply.

Are you accusing Arnold, my dear friend and former canine companion, of some inconsiderate indiscretions? I think you owe all of us an explanation.

Arnold is HUHing in frustration. Look what you've done...

[AAAAAAAAA]

So let him HUH. He can maybe loose some pounds on that, your new friend, after you left me. He is a bit more to hold, yes?

Explanation? Of WHAT? You are the one who should have explained yourself long ago! But it can be the same now. The water has gone by in the river...

[AAAAAAAAA]

I answer your post from "I love the chaos" here, (where you refer to a poem, you wrote a long, long time ago), since that thread maybe can go under the notation "serious", and this one hardly have that grandeur...


That poem was not your last to me,
There was another, worse, I had to see,
And I will always remember,
When it came in December,
It sounded like this,
And was not with a kiss.


A10's poem to A9...

Go to hell you damned blue duck,
I refuse to give you more fuck,
You are such a smuck,
And I will no longer be stuck.

You can me no longer throw,
To some place, I do not know,
My heart will stop and say NO,
To all the pains you make in my toe.

I thank you for the attention I carry,
But take back my promise to marry,
When I salute our days with a glass of dry sherry,
And beg Priapus you not will skump and jump from a Seattleferry.

So I hope you can cope with this sad rebuff now,
Since I got me another darling to blow,
And with this I must end our little tableau.
Halloeau, halloeau, halloeau...


Now I, A9, wonder if you can see anything about glistening white feathers and nice little duck-eggs here?

No I don't think you do...

[AAAAAAAAAA]

I appreciate your poem extravaganza,
But I notice there are four rhymes per stanza,
As you well know, I rhyme in pairs of two,
Meaning that poem was written by YOU

In spite of this display of contempt,
I still admire your attempt,
Although my work is of higher quality
While yours are filled with nonsense and frivolity,

For instance, what the hell is "halloeau"??
A word you made up, to rhyme with tableau?
Which I swear by the legs of the thanksgiving bird,
Is also not an english word...

[AAAAAAAAA]

I find it more easy to rhyme in four,
At least it was so just now before,
You told me, I must change to two,
To be as much I can like YOU.

Butt now I feel like I passed a door,
And there is no way back on this poemfloor,
And oops, there I was again in old four,
I hope you will not be all too sour.

Maybe my rhymes are not extravaganza,
Because I after your pipe, not so gladly will danza,
And can we please make a small alianza,
So every other verse can rhyme a cadenza???

I like your rhymes very much!

:luv1:

[AAAAAAAAAA]

A9, a young girl in her prime,
Asked me to teach her how to rhyme,
I told her, rhyme in two,
But she said, aww, fuck you,
So I sat her down for some time...

I said, please, no more hostility!
About rhyming-in-two's feasibility,
It will free you from constraints,
And from my endless complaints,
And who knows? Maybe boost your virility!

And if you don't have a good rhyme in mind,
Don't pull one out your behind,
It would not be high treason,
If for whatever reason,
To this website you were inclined..

[AAAAAAAAA]

:luv1: Ha!

Oh, you should have no fear,
You still are my dearest dear,
This website was galant,
But a bit decadant,
So I steal from you, or come near.

Your rhymes are the best of all,
And it is for them I fall,
You are a Rhymerking,
And all the time I known the thing,
That you not only in rhymes are a cannonball.

So don't even think the word hostility,
Your rhyming is like virility,
Put in werses from you,
So what can I do,
More than steal them as a possibility.

:luv1:

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

I am moving, I am moving,

To a new land cross the sea,

I am moving, stormy water,

To a new life, to be free.


I am moving, I am moving,

Like a bird cross the border,

I am moving passing high walls

To a new land to be free.


Can you hear me, can you hear me,

Thro the dark night, far away,

I am moving, over stormy waters,

To a new land to be FREE....


Oh lord, to a new land, to be free,

Oh lord to a new land, to be free,

To be free...


Stolen from Rod Stewart HUH.

[AAAAAAAAAA]

I will make this short, because it is VERY late

Come to Seattle,
We have cattle.

HAH! I am on top and it feels good. THAT is how it works. Across the sea.

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

On top? No,no Ha-no-ha-no-ha!

Ha, only for a short while, till I came to work. Now you are under. Again! And have to stay there my whole day, your whole night. Hahahaha! Ass we do it in Europe, late or early, day and night...

Serves yo righted,
To be dominated.



by me haha

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I'M DOMINATING THIS THREAD NOW!