took a huge dump
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I finished teaching tonight at 6:00 pm. I had a huge shit in me. I could feel it exploding in my colon. It hurt pretty bad, so I had to go before getting home. I got in a restaurant's bathroom, but my shit was too big to fit in the toiled hole. I had to manually remove it. So I took a lot of toilet paper, and took the turd out of the water with my hand, and dumped it in the garbage bin. It was pretty massive and compact.
hope i didn't ruin your lunch
hope i didn't ruin your lunch
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Re: took a huge dump
pics or it didnt happen
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I thought I left Ramsay Snow back at the Game of Thrones thread!
Man, if you are serious you need to see a doctor, or eat some fiber because there's a problem.
Man, if you are serious you need to see a doctor, or eat some fiber because there's a problem.
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I've had one of those before. It's like a dildo comes out of your anus.
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tell me that you arent serious, sir English Teacher......
WHO HAVE THE FACE TO HIT ME AFTER ALL THIS EXAMPLES.
DRY LAWYER, PROFESSIONAL PRODUCERS AND PRO MUSICIANS, !! YOU SEE THAT YOU ARE A DUMB!!! FUCK
WHO HAVE THE FACE TO HIT ME AFTER ALL THIS EXAMPLES.
DRY LAWYER, PROFESSIONAL PRODUCERS AND PRO MUSICIANS, !! YOU SEE THAT YOU ARE A DUMB!!! FUCK
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For ones you were right. Friend!
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I'm very happy for tou, Stratowarius 3.0, the love is always a good stuff.Stratowarius 3.0 wrote: For ones you were right. Friend!
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and i will tell you the true.....
is sad that Timo Tolkki only want famous names for have High level critic in Avelon 2
The dont believe my capacity as singer, why he only think that "One famous name is sinonimous to level of Talent"
but if I was the God luck that tolkki ask for be his singer and i need do a duetto with SIMONE SIMONS in avalon 2
THE TRUE IS THAT IF WHEN I M WITH SHE FACE TO FACE, SHE BLINK ME ONLY ONE EYE.
I CAN FALL IN A INSTANT DEEP COME 4 AND I WILL STAND IN VEGETATIVE STATE FOR 35 YEARS, SHOWING LITTLE RED HEARTS FROM MY INSIDE.
is sad that Timo Tolkki only want famous names for have High level critic in Avelon 2
The dont believe my capacity as singer, why he only think that "One famous name is sinonimous to level of Talent"
but if I was the God luck that tolkki ask for be his singer and i need do a duetto with SIMONE SIMONS in avalon 2
THE TRUE IS THAT IF WHEN I M WITH SHE FACE TO FACE, SHE BLINK ME ONLY ONE EYE.
I CAN FALL IN A INSTANT DEEP COME 4 AND I WILL STAND IN VEGETATIVE STATE FOR 35 YEARS, SHOWING LITTLE RED HEARTS FROM MY INSIDE.
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OUCH! I guess shitting a gigantic turd is the closest way a man can come to knowing how childbirth feels(sorta)--so, life is somewhat fair after all!NeverendingAbyss wrote:I've had one of those before. It's like a dildo comes out of your anus.
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i've had an even bigger one actually in my life. Good thing I was at the library, their toilets there are huge. It was very large, it felt like it ripped my asshole.
I think the reason this one couldn't get flushed might be because the toilet was already blocked.
I think the reason this one couldn't get flushed might be because the toilet was already blocked.
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ppppffffffffffffBHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!doc_holliday wrote:i've had an even bigger one actually in my life. Good thing I was at the library, their toilets there are huge. It was very large, it felt like it ripped my asshole.
I think the reason this one couldn't get flushed might be because the toilet was already blocked.
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Doc-Holliday president!!!
for god.... he is a genius.....
i dont do this 0.0
for god.... he is a genius.....
i dont do this 0.0
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if a do a huge shit at home or in my gf bathroom I would go with those desperate measures but in a restaurant bathroom...fuck it, let the inmigrant to that
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