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HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:

Veripalttu wrote:I have never had a boyfriend.

LOL

I'll be your first boyfriend if you like.

@ topic: I think sex sucks.

You must try with me... then will your mind changed about this topic (not the forum topic...).

HvyMtlClickWitch wrote: LOL

I'll be your first boyfriend if you like.

@ topic: I think sex sucks.

Well then, let us go to a nightclub and we will be protected by the colours of the rainbow.

sex, drugs and rock´n roll RULES

HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:

Veripalttu wrote:I have never had a boyfriend.

LOL

I'll be your first boyfriend if you like.

@ topic: I think sex sucks.

Sex is wonderful!! It should be a subject covered by the Social Security Sanitary Assistance!

gon wrote:

HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:

Veripalttu wrote:I have never had a boyfriend.

LOL

I'll be your first boyfriend if you like.

@ topic: I think sex sucks.

Sex is wonderful!! It should be a subject covered by the Social Security Sanitary Assistance!

Agreed.

I like to cheat on my girlfriends just to know if she can see it in my eyes......but until now none of them has.....hahahahahah

Everyehere i've been, there's a girl "marked" by me....heheheh

I like to have long term relationships, but when i get onto one....i feel scared....afraid and a feeling of uneasy and insecurity invades me.......and even if i like her.....i do not want to be with her, no more.

ok i´ll confess: i like winnie the pooh

Here's my daily dose of theraputic confessing.

I find metrosexuals to be highly attractive.

HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:Here's my daily dose of theraputic confessing.

I find metrosexuals to be highly attractive.

I don´t like anorexic girls! I know that actually it´s a fashion to appear like a ghost, but sincerely, a really slim girl, well, it´s scaring for me! It is like to be in bed with a piece of wood....

gon wrote:

HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:Here's my daily dose of theraputic confessing.

I find metrosexuals to be highly attractive.

I don´t like anorexic girls! I know that actually it´s a fashion to appear like a ghost, but sincerely, a really slim girl, well, it´s scaring for me! It is like to be in bed with a piece of wood....

Haha, i agree that anorexics are highly....weird looking. Although i'm not sure what the metrosexual thing had to do with that. Yeah, it's a fairly stupid trend. Why anyone would want to make it fashionable to be unhealthy is beyond me.

Beast_Pete wrote:- I had only one kissing experience

- so I don't have any girlfriends

- and I'm a so called virgin

- I don't fall in love till I kiss the girl to be loved (so I meant to be in love only once)

- I was lieing, 'cos the sentence (person ) above (me ) this was not true before the age of 16

- I like Bálint Antónia

- I'm a choosey, when it's up to pick up girls (you'd have never guessed it )

- I'm a exhibitionist... at least I like to perform

- I like dancing

- Flatley is one of my favs

- I've been in a disco

- I liked Modern Talking (and still like them a bit )

- someone tricked me, that iron_thunder was a girl

- I didn't like Tolkki's voice at first

- there's a constant mess in my room

- I'm a mazochist, I like to suffer punches/kicks and also I like to do hard trainings that are painful

- I would never ever have an analsex

- I'm a kalmáros (the stupidist type of man ... and not in IQ, but in acts)

You rock. very honest

But... this confuses me, and of course since it's about me I'm immediately interested, haha...

Beast_Pete wrote: - someone tricked me, that iron_thunder was a girl

What do you mean, somebody tricked you? Do you mean that someone tried to tricked you into thinking I AM or am NOT a girl? (I am a girl, apparently, and as far as I can tell hehe... )

Ok. I am curious. I should do a poll. who thinks i'm a girl, who doesn't? Remember, I'm never offended by shit like that, it's cool! I'm just curious
THERE'S a confession!

gon wrote:
Sex is wonderful!! It should be a subject covered by the Social Security Sanitary Assistance!

AMEN TO THAT.

iron_thunder wrote:But... this confuses me, and of course since it's about me I'm immediately interested, haha...

Beast_Pete wrote: - someone tricked me, that iron_thunder was a girl

What do you mean, somebody tricked you? Do you mean that someone tried to tricked you into thinking I AM or am NOT a girl? (I am a girl, apparently, and as far as I can tell hehe... )

Ok. I am curious. I should do a poll. who thinks i'm a girl, who doesn't? Remember, I'm never offended by shit like that, it's cool! I'm just curious
THERE'S a confession!

SHIT. I am totally confused now. First I thought you were a girl. Then someone told me, that you were a man, and now... you're a woman.

i think it is a woman

iron_thunder wrote:

gon wrote:
Sex is wonderful!! It should be a subject covered by the Social Security Sanitary Assistance!

AMEN TO THAT.

Word of God!

Seriously, with sex, some stupid attitudes of the mankind would disappear....

gon wrote:

iron_thunder wrote:

gon wrote:
Sex is wonderful!! It should be a subject covered by the Social Security Sanitary Assistance!

AMEN TO THAT.

Word of God!

Seriously, with sex, some stupid attitudes of the mankind would disappear....

sure they would...

Maka wrote:

gon wrote:Seriously, with sex, some stupid attitudes of the mankind would disappear....

sure they would...

I tend to agree with you on that.

BEER! YEAH!

while i was on break at work today i thought of something to put in this topic, but now it's completley gone....

so instead, i will confess that I have a REALLY bad memory.

... What was I saying? WHERE AM I??



(again, proving that I am also not funny)

iron_thunder wrote:while i was on break at work today i thought of something to put in this topic, but now it's completley gone....

so instead, i will confess that I have a REALLY bad memory.

... What was I saying? WHERE AM I??



(again, proving that I am also not funny)

welcome to the club! but it´s not exactly in my case, maybe some of my spanish speakers mates can help me: in spanish, the word is despistado. Maka, Painless, Stratovarious, help me to translate the word! I don´t have here any word book.

iron_thunder wrote:
... What was I saying? WHERE AM I??

You were telling of a lifetime as a goat and you are inside a water melon.

Hey, no, that was MY story.

Topic: hehe....i'm so bad....You know those stupid little magnetic ribbons people put on their cars? At least, all the yuppies in America do. The yellow ones that say dumb shit like "support our troops"? Well, when i see one in a parking lot and i think no one's looking, i snatch it off the car it's on, walk about thirty feet, and slap it onto whatever car i happen to be near. I wonder if anyone notices.

My musical skills have developed far enough to be able to play anything I want, but I get the best kicks of playing straight forward 70's and 80's punk.

gon wrote:

iron_thunder wrote:while i was on break at work today i thought of something to put in this topic, but now it's completley gone....

so instead, i will confess that I have a REALLY bad memory.

... What was I saying? WHERE AM I??



(again, proving that I am also not funny)

welcome to the club! but it´s not exactly in my case, maybe some of my spanish speakers mates can help me: in spanish, the word is despistado. Maka, Painless, Stratovarious, help me to translate the word! I don´t have here any word book.

Well....I am not Maka nor Painless nor Strato.....but i'll tell u anyway......
It's Clueless......and that akes me to my Confession:

I like those silly Movies with white-expensive-blondes girls like Clueless, Pricess Dairy, and the other.....something blonde..i can't remenber....

Jojo, I prefer the girls instead the movies they appear!

Veripalttu wrote:

iron_thunder wrote:
... What was I saying? WHERE AM I??

You were telling of a lifetime as a goat and you are inside a water melon.

Oh, that's RIGHT! Thanks for reminding me!

Ok. so I'm inside this big watermelon, slipping around on those genetically modified seeds, when I start to bleat... Wait, that's not right, the whole point of genetically modified foods is to get rid of "inconviniences" like seeds. So I'm slipping around on these real seeds, then by the hairs on my chinny-chin-chin... no wait, this definitely isn't right. Veripalttu, you tricked me!

Heh.. .No ok, well I still don't remember what the other thing was I was gonna say... but here's today's confession.

I was sitting here totally happy, drinking my rum and smoking cigarettes, playing "Crystal Caves," which is this ultra-cheesy DOS game I played all the time as a kid, but somehow I could never win. I got frustrated by the last level and just couldn't finish it.
Whenever I played it I listened to this Starship album, "No Protection" (maybe referring to the carelessness of the 80s, sexually speaking? haha... and HvyMtlClickWitch check your e-mail on that one)... So I'm listening to it now, and I just finally won after years of not playing it.

Isn't that stupid? But I was as happy as can be. Damn. I suck.

i have a sexual fantasy with collegial girls

gabriel wrote:i have a sexual fantasy with collegial girls

How old are YOU?

Nothing wrong with fantasies, btw---its normal.
Matter-of-fact, a person would be ABNORMAL if they didn't!

But, reality is better, of course! :headbang: When you can get it!

browneyedgirl wrote:

gabriel wrote:i have a sexual fantasy with collegial girls

How old are YOU?

Nothing wrong with fantasies, btw---its normal.
Matter-of-fact, a person would be ABNORMAL if they didn't!

But, reality is better, of course! :headbang: When you can get it!

Reality with collegians is maybe not the best... you know why. But fantasies never harms anyone. If you're planning to change job, just make it sure your fantasies come true.

yes its just a fantasy...something with those clothes, i guess...i did realized it a long time ago...ITS SEXY!