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I tried many times and only met sexidiots. I am ashamed to be an human...
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We have feelings too...GAGAGO wrote: I tried many times and only met sexidiots
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Male looking for bbw interested in dom.sub roleplay
You: sure
Stranger: asl?
You: I am 380 pounds
You: 25 years old
You: female, USA
Stranger: 22, m new york
Stranger: And really on the weight? Because if so very sexy hon
You: Yes.
You: Want a picture?
Stranger: Sure
Stranger: Though it isnt really necessary
You: Ok, we'll skip the picture. I'm a fat bitch anyway.
Stranger: Haha alright
Stranger: Are you a dom or a sub?
You: Is a dom some kind of sandwich?
You: Because I *know* a sub is.
Stranger: I mean dominant or submissive sexually
You: I usually like to be on top. THAT is how it works in the states. But it doesn't last long...
Stranger: Hmm so let me put it this way, would you fine it hotter for someone to dominate you, as in force you around
Stranger: or to be the one in charge?
You: I like to be bossed around.
Stranger: Then you are a sub...damn :/
You: Umm...
You: I may be a little overweight...
You: But I do NOT appreciate being compared to a sandwich.
You: And, in any case, I am willing to play whatever role is necessary…
You: Now, since you want me to dominate and boss you, let's start the games:
You: Your name is Wilson, and I am Tatiyani. I have returned from my job at the Steel factory, while you have been idling around in our quaint flat, just ten miles south of Leeds.
You: WILSON!! I'm HOME!!!
You:
Stranger: Hmm just so you know I am rather large myself
You: Interesting. I like that!
Stranger: Haha and I wasnt looking for just you bossing me around
You: I was going to make you do the dishes.
Stranger: I was gonna ask if you wanted to play a game
You: Sure. We can probably do like, text-chess.
You: Knight-to-c3!
Stranger: Not quite I meant lol
Stranger: Have you ever heard of sexfighting?
You: Interesting.
You: So, is it like fencing, but instead of swords you use penises?
Stranger: well for gay men...actually yeah kind of lol
Stranger: For a man and a woman its a different matter
You: Should we fight for dominance?
You: Oh.
Stranger: Yes
You: I can use a sword and you can use a penis then.
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: Its whoever is forced to orgasm first
Stranger: so a woman may use any means to that end
Stranger: The man likewise
You: Well, I suppose we are going to have a sex-battle then?
Stranger: I had hoped as much
You: You know what would be even more fun?
You: If we forgot our penis-fencing and just went out and got a couple hamburgers.
You: We could sit around and watch the Andy-Griffith show, maybe.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
hrm :luv1:AAAAAAAAAA wrote:Oh, so you don't find it so implausible anymore?![]()
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That has been annoying the hell out of me for the last hour. Funny!robocop656 wrote:Best of Omegle:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: Hi
You: Can I ask you some questions?
Stranger: Asl
You: Just an informal survey?
Stranger: Sure
You: Ok, thanks.
You: Do you think TwilightEagle is right?
You: Should we stop saying "shitolkki shitolkki"?
You: I mean, technically it doesn't solve anything ,but BOY is it fun. It just rolls off the tongue.
Stranger: Hahaha!! What?!
You: Well, gnurt_gp and eternity_strato love saying "shitolkki shitolkki"
You: But it’s led to TwilightEagle’s recent emotional meltdown. It infuriates him!
You: He claims that arguing on the internet is like being in the Special Olympics. He keeps asking for his gold medal, but he’ll have to pledge first.
You: I just wanted to get an idea of whose side you're on.
You: Personally, I think he's either a troll or has full-blown autism.
You: The foundation of his argument is valid; arguing rarely solves anything. And yet, after he posted those pictures of his little weeny, I am unable to sympathize with him.
Stranger: I have NO clue what you're talking about...
You: Would you join me in a rousing chorus of "shitolkki shitolkki"? I would like you to say it with me. Or are you on TwilightEagle's side?
Stranger: Stop smoking crack.
You: Wait a minute.....
You: Who are YOU?
You: icecar? the overzealous contrarian?
You: PLEDGE!
Stranger: okay???
You: Hello, my name is Timo.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Male, 46, Finland.
You: Can you help me figure something out?
Stranger: what?
You: 20,000 people have downloaded my book "Loneliness of 1000 Beers" for absolutely free.
Stranger: ok
You: But only 400 people have pledged to purchase an Ipod full of pirated music. Can you believe these motherfuckers?
You: Why do you think that is?
You: Have...have you pledged?
You: PLEDGE!
You: PLEDGE!!
You: PLEDGE!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You can force me in but you cannot make me dance.NeonVomit wrote:Get back in your cage.
My hatred of you is what gets me out of bed in the morning. That, and Coco Pops. Coco Pops should never be underestimated.AAAAAAAAAA wrote:You can force me in but you cannot make me dance.NeonVomit wrote:Get back in your cage.
Hahaha! May you awaken to the wraith of their high glycemic load! :rotflmao1:NeonVomit wrote:My hatred of you is what gets me out of bed in the morning. That, and Coco Pops. Coco Pops should never be underestimated.AAAAAAAAAA wrote:You can force me in but you cannot make me dance.NeonVomit wrote:Get back in your cage.
Just bored and in a generally weird mood... :cyclop: :crazy1:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
Stranger: 16 m usa looking for an older maybe hairier man to trade with age 18-30 kik @Craz3_4ss4ss1n
You: sounds great
You: give me just 2 minutes
You: i'll go get my dad
You: Hello, yes. This is the father speaking.
You: My son told me you requested an older, hairy male.
You: How can I be of service?
You: Hello??
You: I got out of the shower for THIS??
You: Hello???
Stranger: im here srry
Stranger: just kik me
You: kik you wear? in the ass?
You: What location do you find most erotic, young man?
Stranger: lmao very funny kik is a messaging app
Stranger: what do yu mean
You: Oh, I see.
AAAAAAAAAA wrote:Oh no. What have I done!