Neverending Story [Game]

[AGAG]

Use a rather giagantic nessie's black turd as a life saver, but...

[Stratowarius]

AGAG, that worked as a lifeguard, had eaten a lot of gorgonzola, and the effect waaas...

[ggonza43]

He turned into a big gorgonzola, like a twin of the original one and...

[Polaris]

but was spoiled and moldy and...

[ggonza43]

Collapsed to turn into a giant pile of yellow shit, so...

[Polaris]

Came a BIG T-REX that ate everything but Kotipelto killed the T-Rex with his lightsaber

and...

[ggonza43]

The T-Rex resurrected and transformed into a bastard copy of a baby Timo Tolkki, and...

[Polaris]

Jens appeared in vengeance and hit him with his keyboard

[ggonza43]

And Tolkki finally dissapeared, but what all the Strato guys weren't aware was that...

[Polaris]

The darkside of the force still was surrounding them...

[ggonza43]

And suddenly it materialized into the Power Ranger's floating head...thing, and...

[Stratowarius]

Grabbed some teenager from Argentina and gave him a blue eye. He could...

[ggonza43]

Now use Cyclop (from X-Men)'s abilty, and now he could fire huge red lasers from his eyes. But...

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

the laser burnt his left big toe and he screamed like a...

[ggonza43]

Little baby having beign his tiny weenie sliced, so...

[Stratowarius]

screamed in a cracking voice "Who can do such a thing to a baby". No answer but some argentinan(?)lifted him and...

[ggonza43]

Told him to reach the sky, an excuse to watch his ass...

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

that was a horrible sight and he must close his eyes but than a...

[ggonza43]

Weird rainbow shit came out of that ass, resulting...

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Can't you let that sort of rainbow GO?

...resulting in that poor Argentinian (do you say so?) had to rush out of the house and...

[ggonza43]

Buy a bowflex (:lol:?), but unfortunatelly...

[Polaris]

But NEO appeared & said that we all live in a Matrix

[ggonza43]

And the Strato guys had a deja vu, because they've heard NEO said that before in the story . Meanwhile...

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

they asked themself "Who the Fuck is NEO" and who the fuck has said what. We must do...

[ggonza43]

Our best and play squash like pros. So...

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

we must control who the mystic Neo is. Who, Oh who can it be? We must be more consistent in our search. Till we have found him we can work on that cheeseguy. He

[ggonza43]

Is going to be sentenced to run forever...

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

Run,run to find that Neo, whoever he is. But but the Stratoguys never give up. They started to...

[ggonza43]

Build a machine that was going to make them unstoppably fast, and...

[ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ]

they got really big problems since someone thought the time was 19 33 and according to the timetakingmaster in Atina it was 13,something. You can't demand that I should remember your stupid time too. So one went away and the other...