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Yesterday I was in MBRABS (Mödraths best Record and Bookshop) and bought NEMESIS, with angel and all.

Oh what a RECORD!! Oh how I love it!! I think it is ten thousand times better than all Challes together. But don't you tell him! He will be sour for days!

I can't say which song I like the best, since they all have something "best", so I will tell you what I, in msNo (my simple Neanderthal opinion) find "best" in every songs lyric. If you understand what I mean! I will later report my view of the guys performances,
which I think is incredible. Goshgosh!

1 Abandon.Wow! Who knows if I ever find home?
2.Unbreakable.Wow!You carry me away...
3.I stand my ground.Wow! You can try to keep me down...
4.Halcyon days. Wow! What I feel inside my mind is driving me insane...
5.Fantasy. Wow! I want to meet you there...
6.Out of the fog. Wow! No turning back now. The orders are clear.
7.Castle in the air. Wow! You be here to sing my song.
8.Dragons. Wow! When you are drawn to the ground by the dragons.
9.One must fall.Wow! Save me, it is all I have. Spare me...
10.Fireborn. Wow! Hold my head up high...
11.Hunter. Wow! He makes his kill. Feeling no shame...
12.The story is over. Wow! All empty words and rhymes will fade.
13.Nemesis. Wow! As I drive alone my mission is unknown...

hahaha very funny!

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Aber doch! Thank you Mr Baker for your kind words to my daughter Goal! She needs them! She has a very low self-esteem, after her underprivileged and dreary upbringing, in your friend Arnold's stomach. And it must have been really trying, that from that secluded place have to endure those English league games, when Leeds lost all the time.

Jaja. I have listened to that NEMESIS! And I can understand Goals enthusiasm. She is easily impressed, by skillful musicians and could very well be an excellent groupie, if I let her loose.

The record is ok, if you like that sort of noise, and I could use those musicians for my own sonatas. But to compare it to my elaborate compositions is laughable. HAHAHA! I say LAUGHABLE! HA. And I am not in the least "sour". No not at all! Goal doesn't understand the quality in my MUSIC and who could blame her. She is after all only a female and till that English.

Edward Elgar.

And how is your relationship now?
With Arnold, I mean?

I understand you two are no longer on speaking terms...

Aber, jaja! "Speaking" wasn't what we did when I fluttered my philanthropic wings over little Arnold. And that flapping cost me a a lot. "Little" Arnold, you think, with a surprised gaze, and I must answer. YES LITTLE. Arnold may be a physically big guy, but he is "little" when it comes to concern for others and territorial peeing. He has destroyed many of my handmade IgorIgor-rugs.

Till that he was the cause, for our Christmas-debacle, and jaja, by all means, also our new-found huge fortune. His sister wants to give him some stocks, but I will not humiliate him so, since I still have a soft spot for him, in my heart.

So you can tell him that he is welcome here. Again! IF he is dressed in double-diapers and will try to use our toalets, when he wants to pee and shit...

Or is that too much to ask?

Arnold has elected to visit, and I will accompany him to keep a watchful eye. Territorial peeing is something I became familiar with, during my research abroad.

I have written a short poem so you can get to know me before I arrive, to avoid any unexpected surprises, and to ensure that my stay is comfortable.

I go up the stairs two at a time,
I drink Coke with vanilla, but never with lime,
On leather, I prefer to be seated,
I enjoy cake but I rarely eat it,

I prefer to sit in the front of the car,
I would rather not visit a club or a bar,
I don't care for parties, I do not like crowds,
Frankly, I find the people too loud

You are so welcome, here in your time,
And bring by all means, your muffins with lime,
The sinpowder and moss are so good for us all,
But exclude my adopted young daughter Goal,
That maybe could get some ideas, there in her prime.

Those sinpowder-muffins are best for us men,
We can handle the effects, where and when,
With exception maybe, for a leaking Layne,
That can shit on rugs without constrain,
So your gaze and watch will be heaven-send...

I don't know where to begin,
My muffins are not baked with sin!
The ingredients inside,
Are the Seattle-bakers pride,
That you cannot find in Berlin

And Arnold, of which you speak,
Yes, he has been known to leak,
But some have since claimed,
That he has been tamed,
And will no longer bark, nor squeak

May an ignorant fool from Mödrath break in,
And tell, what she thinks of your Muffin-sin,
She could feel it inside,
The effect you tried to hide,
So she threw all your muffs in the bin.

Hahaha, she then said with a grin,
I will never affect me with that muffinsin,
And that Arnold used to leak,
Since his bladder is too weak,
Is hardly some news in Berlin...

How lovely!
I must leave you now, for a few days, as I am travelling. Think of some rhymes while i'm gone. Bye bye!

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What? Are you trying to travesty ME? I don't like that!
At all!

But I still like laughwrinkles! Jaja!

I would never.

So, spin on, spin on. I'm in an uniform polytope or a

10demicube, with 512 facets, so maybe we can circle

together, when you have finished your damn Ababa-

oatmeal.

THANK YOU AND I HAVE BIG BIG BIG NEWS! Finally!! A place to store our cosmic beer.

Quantum Refrigerator Offers Extreme Cooling and Convenience


http://www.nist.gov/pml/div686/refrigerator-030513.cfm




Einstein's Zurich Notebook

http://www.pitt.edu/~jdnorton/Goodies/Z ... index.html





P.S.

We need to overclock our quantom processor from 24 megahertz to at least 6 gigahertz.

Gosh! Sorry! Never trust NIST! They are too flabbergasting. PFFFF Nanofridge? That is a very old innovation from Arctic. But your thought was good! We need cold beer and Getzmusic!!!

You shouldn't peek in Eises notebook. It is full relative shit. Out of fashion.

You are maybe overdoing things a bit. Our quantom processor will be overloaded and the airship will not move up over the gravity field, if we use too much MHZ. It will rub the balance, I think. I have maybe misled you about the capacity, when I went to 24 MHZ. In that case I'm sorry. But it has to be just 24...

How will we arrive over the galactic cloud? We need more gigahertz!!


I have enclosed the following video to help you along the process, jaja!






p.s.


Our mission is to Mercury.

We will have a load of cold beer in the nano fridge for this mission. You can listen to Getz the whole way. I'll bring my blind pianist friend to play the piano the whole mission! JAJA!

The following song enclosed is a song I'm proposing to be our mission theme:

hello american shits. why you fuck forum? Chang back and very angry. Very upset. Very, very bad...

Huh the stinking pipe is back. We have to hurry with that spaceship before we are cowdungsmokepoisoned.

So Robo! You must try to trust me here, since I am an expert on just MHZ and you seem to be a little too adventurous in this. So listen up! More MHZ=More Squid=More DGNO=total imbalance in the MHZsystems=Fire=Airshipwreck. And THAT is NOT what we want? OR?

You can bring your oatmeal and that pianosavant, but without piano, because of the limited space. I hope to take Gary P, since he is an expert in space and you and I are pure amateurs...even if I know everything about MHZ...

We will use less MHZ and CHANG will be our servant. He bring us rice and egg roll. I'm looking forward to launching into space with a rocket propelled directly into chang's butt.

Oh Dear! Now I have worked all night,
on our air-ship and will drive home,
for some hours sleep.
But the result is more
than overwhelming.
A silver-white big bird,
that catches the sun-rays,
with a MHZ-engine driven by
a mix of heavy water and oxyacetylene.
Mercury here we come!!

It looks maybe as a big saucer
and some may report an UFO. HAHA!
You will soon see the wonder
by yourself! I will pick you up,
when you reach Ababa on your daily spin.

But must you really have
that autistic pianistos, without piano
with you? And Chong? I have to baby-sit
my daughter and she and that Chang
have some unpicked goose,
that can destroy our whole journey...
The ship is a little to small
for China-war...

It seems you lack something indeed,
Some witty rhymes are what you need...

The baker wants me to rhyme,
When he bakes his muffins with lime,
But I have enough with my ship,
Even if I am very hip,
And to make sinmuffins that is a CRIME.


Sorry that was what my tired brain could perform,
And now I must try to take me home.

Sleep well ME! And you too. At the same time now!

I slept and now I am awake,
Perhaps I will bake a cake,
I hope you will find it worthwhile
Since my muffins fell out of style...

Thats all the time i have for today , sorry!

A successful bakers tale...


As a baker I endure intense springstress,
And I often have to confess,
That the muffins take time,
From my poems with rhyme,
And that I travel to every bun-congress...

The answer...

Oh, I would never the baker press,
Since I, to the contrary, bless,
When he at last find some time,
To write poems that rhyme,
They always show progress-success...

A reward for your patience

The springstresses came round... as nature intended,
But then one year, they never ended,
As spring turned to summer, and summer to fall,
Why didn't the stresses slow to a crawl?

They instead sped up like a friend of mine,
After stealing from the clothing line,
They grew large and fierce, pungent and smelly,
Like the girl named Goal in Arnold's belly,

To save time, I do not shave my beard,
Even though it looks so rather weird,
We do not speak of a mere goatee!
Its as long and thick as a deciduous tree,

Birds live in it, they chirp and sing,
Squirrels share nuts and koalas cling,
And last week, things reached a whole new mark,
The government declared it a national park

Fierce? Pungent? Smelly?

Never talk to you! AGAIN!