VARG VIKERNES Is A Free Man!

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Chris P. Bacon
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Re: VARG VIKERNES Is A Free Man!

Post by Chris P. Bacon » Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:47 am

STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN wrote:NO NO SIR, YOU ARE MISTAKEN!!
I WAS IN THE DELIVERY ROOM GIVING BIRTH TO ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL BROWN BABY AT 20:06 CET, AND THEN AGAIN AT 20:14CET. I HAVE THE BIRTH CERTIFICATES TO PROVE IT, EXCEPT I USED THEM AS TOILET PAPER.

THIS "CHRIS P. BACON" IS VERY BAD MAN, A REAL SOUTHERN HICK, IF YOU ASK ME!! I AM A DIGNIFIED MAN, HIGHLY EDUCATED WITH A PH.D IN INTERCOURSE, INCLUDING YEARS OF INTERNSHIPS AND HANDS-ON EXPERIENCE IN THE FIELD, THAT REDNECK GOT HIS 5TH GRADE EDUCATION IN A ONE ROOM SCHOOLHOUSE, AND HIS ARCHAIC SOCIAL CONSERVATIVE ATTITUDES REFLECTS THIS.

KISSES!!!
STINKY
yall betta watch yaself gizzad breath!!! i'll ring ya neck, give you a few good ol' wacks send ya head clean off ya stubby little body ya hear!?!?! ya aint fit to pick my corn!!! i'd make ya mah slave but dat der'd be de fattest slave out der on dat plantation, i reckon yall'd eat mah of the corn dan i reckon yall'd collect!! an pappin out dem flabby lil kids a yawz while i strech me legs in da massa's house fix me some lemonade n' biscuits!!!

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Re: VARG VIKERNES Is A Free Man!

Post by Beast_Pete » Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:43 pm

Nice. :lol:
"Mikor az utolsó véred is elfolyék,
S a tested is a porba hullék,
Akkor is van még remény,
Mert a lelked továbbra is él."

- Mark Swanson -
from the book, Nick's legend

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Re: VARG VIKERNES Is A Free Man!

Post by sanichi » Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:19 am

Beast_Pete wrote:20:06 CET - Chris P. Bacon
20:10 CET - STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN
20:14 CET - Chris P. Bacon

Something is fishy. Or should I say: stinky? Laughing

Yes indeed :lol:

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