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Gosh! I like YOUR poems more! Much more! But I hope that this Langstone-guy found his light, his sun, at last! And I wonder a little why you choose just that poem and what your wall is.

Have all your stresses taken their toll? There are other "things" you know! (says one that often work double day-shifts and nights and seldom has capacity for ANYTHING funny!)

Now is my granny ill, so I am going to Helsinki and will be there for a while. Please take it easy!! You are in my thoughts...

Oh don't worry. I'm doing pretty well and don't have any big stresses. I've always had a fondness for cynicism, I suppose. I'm reading more poetry these days, which I think is generally good..

All the best to you and granny.

Oh dear! I am back in the salt-mine and it feels absurd to talk about my grandmothers health in a musicforum, but I started it, and I like to tell how it went. She is okay now and will recover, thanks to the medical group in Helsinki...

I am thrilled to hear the good news You can always PM me if you wish to discuss something away from prying eyes!

We two seem to be alone here! It echoes! Haloooo Halooo! I love to be alone with you! The prying eyes can go to...Here is a little "verse" for you!

When a cynical Baker used to bake,

In red letters he said "for heavens sake",

This muffins are so full of sin,

I think I must throw them in the bin,

And make a big Moralcake...

A wheat kernel consists of germ,
As well as bran and endosperm,
Butt only the latter is what you eat,
If the bread is not "whole wheat"

Study after study already showed,
White flour's high glycemic load,
Won't somebody just explain,
Why they discard most of the grain?

My muffins may be full of sin,
But at least you know what I put in,
Whole wheat seeds and tzaziki sauce,
And of course the baker's moss

Now I know about everything muffins are made of...Thank you! Butt what is glycemic?


The cynical Bakers dilemma,
Is that he missed the mosspermatogemma,
So he tried someother moss,
But huh, it was a loss,
He lost all his customers to Anal-Emma*...


Anal-Emma is THE competing female moss-baker in Seattle, 30 minutes from Icecar...

The cynical Baker was cool,
"I can't sit here and drool,
Over customers I missed,
But of course I am pissed,
Since Anal-Emma is such an IGNORANT FOOL...

Happy Midsummer, as we say here!

That Emmma is a nasty fellow,
Her nose is big, her teeth are yellow,
Her body shape is like a cello,
She jiggles like a bowl of jello



I know its lame but i'm busy!

Anal-Emmmas own song.

I bake all night, I bake all day,
To make the cynic baker pay.
He should be sad.
He never seems to see, how mealy, I can be,
And that's too bad.

In my dreams, I have a plan,
If I could make him love me, as a fan,
I wouldn't struggle by myself, with muffs so small,
Instead I stomp around, and have a ball.

Yummy, yummy,yummy.
Must be funny,
Yummy, yummy, yummy
And oh, so sunny,
In the muffin-world.

Aha, Ahaaaaa...
All the things, that we could do,
If we only were the baking two,
In the muffin-world.

Muffs, with moss, are hard to find,
And I can't get them of my mind,
It won't be bad,
When it happens, we will drink tea,
And make together our own recipe,
And be glad,

That will be so good for us,
When we find the perfect muss,
Yummy, yummy, yummy,
It must be funny,
And very,very sunny,
In our muffin-world,
Aha Ahaaaaa...
So very, very funny,
In our muffins world...

robocop656 wrote:

Cow: May I tell you a secret dear? It is such a burden on my heart!

Dog: Jaja, butt make it quick. I am SO busy...

Cow: Butt dear, you have to prepare yourself! You have been chosen "King-Bull-Dog" this year and you will soon have a ring in your nose...

Nomnomnom?

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ wrote: Nomnomnom?

nomnomnomnom

Did you know? Nom means boob in Thai. I just found that out last week while impregnating stinky (again).

An interesting revelation!

Welcome back Pablo. Your presence has been sorely missed. As sore as Stinky's phallus.

Greetings from bed!
A10

From bed? Don't tell us that Stinky has been generous with his graces. Again! You know, that you will stink goat for weeks then. Huh!

NeverendingAbyss wrote:

ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ wrote: Nomnomnom?

nomnomnomnom

Did you know? Nom means boob in Thai. I just found that out last week while impregnating stinky (again).

No I had no idea. In Sweden it means something sweet and nice, you can eat under a bed. At night! With tea!

And what? Impregnate Stinky? Have you gone mad? Or are you joking? Didn't the treatment for Stinky-addiction help? At all? Gosh how you must stink!

And is he pregnant again or have the pills I gave him worked?

Stinky's pheromones have attributed to the reproductive act. Ironically, his pheromones aren't stinky at all. They smell like Frangipani blossoms, combined with a slight scent of fish liver oil. No, it's not degrading. You know I am quite fond of fish liver oil.

His pills are tic tacs. They don't work good as contraceptives.

Frangipani? Goatfrangipani?

You forget that I have smelled him. Huh! No Franginpani as I can remember. And I hope you used contraceptive, of the highest quality. He is in hunt for a good papa.

http://www.kupiainen.net/


https://myspace.com/fistinfetus

Someone please tell me what this says!

Oh dear, oh dear! Nono Nea! It is nothing for your innocent nomnomeyes. It is an ad for a club for a special sort of bowflexboys, and the guy on the pic is the boss!

ROBO saw that the name Kupiainen is mentioned and since he doesn't understand Finnish he thought it was a stunt for Strato.

Which it is NOT!

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Dog: I will tell YOU a secret, cow!

Cow: Oh dear! I love secrets! Tell! Tell!

Dog: I have got "Madcowdisease" and am IMPOTENT!

I, Arnold, AM BACK!

Greetings from Taco Bell,
Arnold Layne

Arnold Layne wrote:I, Arnold, AM BACK!

Greetings from Taco Bell,
Arnold Layne

WHERE ARE YOUR BROTHERS? ALL THE LAYNES? AND STINKY? HE DISAPPEARED AFTER I BROUGHT HIM SOME CORN DOGS TO PLAY AND EAT TOGETHER.

Do not use caps lock. My eyes! My fucking eyes!
Who do you think you're talking to??

Arnold Layne

Arnold Layne wrote:I, Arnold, AM BACK!

Greetings from Taco Bell,
Arnold Layne

And WHERE, I say WHERE, are the KEBABPICS and the dirty and shameful proposals?

Sorry friend. I, Arnold, am now a man of God.

I suggest you get over it.

Arnold Layne

As if I cared for your corny, inadequate kebabpics! Haha. I only tried to cheer you up, you conceited, religious, ignorant fool.