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Gosh! I hope you will like Germany, even if it isn't so much jump for joy that you maybe think! Many Germans (like Swedes) are workoholics. Beerdrinkers though.

I am going, as soon as I can leave here, to Helsinki again and not to have fun...but I will not talk about the reason in this forum this time...

Thanks very much my friends. I'm really excited about travelling to Germany, though I only have time to visit Frankfurt and Munich. But I will be in Italy too for a few days. Should be the trip of a lifetime..

To 010 and NEA respectively, safe travels to Helsinki (whatever your reasons), and good luck with the Baltimore sprinkler installation business. I understand competition is as fierce as a sabre-tooth Tolkkisaurus during mating season.

Oh, have a nice trip, I hope you enjoy it! Not very keen on Frankfurt myself, but München is of course quite alright for a visit, especially if you can manage to walk through the Viktualienmarkt early in the morning (and to have a Weißwurstfrühstück afterwards, of course ) Which part or city of Italy are you going to see?

Thanks! I'll have occasional internet access so I'll let you guys know how my journey unfolds. I am always ready for some authentic German food and will keep your suggestion in mind.

In Italy I'll visit Florence, Rome, and Venice. From there we'll see...

Well, my short trip to Frankfurt was wonderful. I had pork knuckle and sauerkraut. Very yummy indeed. And what a pleasure to walk around the downtown, see the nice buildings and fawn over the pretty German girls. Muahahahhaha. The journey continues my friends....

Done with the German "leg" of my trip, and now i've been traveling around Italy. Rome, Venice are out of the way. Its been a wild ride. I even saw some argentina niggas here and there. And pistola gangstas.

Go to Turin, man! I really wanna go there when I get a chance.

Otherwise, great to hear you're having fun. Keep it safe. Don't get AIDS.

thanks, i'll check it out! I'll be in the Milan area so definitely i'll be close.

You too...

Well I'm back from my big bad Europe trip, and what fun it was. The best part was the schweinshaxe. How tasty.

I also learned various german words, like Spiegel. And why is Fahrt used everywhere? Leerfahrt, Ausfahrt. It makes me giggle.

I also understand now why my big-Ö friend combines words together like pistolagangsta. It seems there are many German words that are verylongcombinationsofdifferentwordsfahrt

Welcome back! BIGfriend?? Is that really the word? For friendship? I'm not that big. Maybe a newlearned German variant.

Yes I work at night...

huh..

Jaja! But, but! Big-Ö sounds in my fucking ears, as a Casa-Nostra-cartel-boss, with two wives, three mistresses and a lot of small gangstaö's around him.

And if it is a female Big-Ö, she must be a fat, knock-shop-madam, with ten rooms and two pink poodles, with blue ribbons round their scrawny necks. Vof,vif!

So please call me something else. I am after all ten ö's...

The BigÖ-Gangsta hated his name,
He wished to take aim and deflame,
Everyone that called him BIGÖ,
And HU and Mon Diö,
He used his pistola, without any shame.

But there was also this BIGÖMadame,
That really loved her nickname,
She sold flesh in her saloon,
Mostly in the afternoon,
But even in daytime that dame did the same...

I Arnold, have an important question.

When you state that she sold flesh in a saloon, how many dollars per kilogram was the price? I have worked up quite a ferocious appetite after a few weeks of hibernation. And soon it will be mating season...for the Laynes.

Greetings from the International House of Pancakes,
Arnold Layne

Aber Arnooold, that salooon,
Is noting for a Gaybabooon,
After days of hibernation,
You need more gaysalvation,
And when the fleshs see you they swooon...

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Cow: May I tell you a secret dear? It is such a burden on my heart!

Dog: NO. GRRRRRR NO I DON'T WANT TO HEAR MORE
STUPID COWSHEDGOSSIPS FROM YOUR IRRITATING MUZZLE.
It would have been different, if you had some exciting NSA-news. That is what I call secrets!
Cow-gossip! PFFFFFF...

Cow: Sorry, sorry... but, but...

Arnold Layne wrote:I Arnold, have an important question.

When you state that she sold flesh in a saloon, how many dollars per kilogram was the price? I have worked up quite a ferocious appetite after a few weeks of hibernation. And soon it will be mating season...for the Laynes.

Greetings from the International House of Pancakes,

Arnold Layne

Let the shameless gaseous begin.

Hush! You might wake up Stratowarius 2.0...

It would surely do you best to cast aside your fear for Stratowarius 2.0...

Are you truly on the right path?

AAAAAAAAA wrote: It would surely do you best to cast aside your fear for Stratowarius 2.0...

Are you truly on the right path?

"""AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA masturbatory"

delete all your fake accounts!!!!!

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CoW: May I tell you a secret, Stupid? I have it from our bull, Gary Bullbullson. He got a mail from some Snow in Moscow. Really hushsecret you know! NSA-secret...

Dog: Jaja! That sounds cool! At last something interesting! So tell, tell. I am sheer ears.

Cow: Hahahaha! You are? Hahahaha! Idiot! You really deserve your name, Stupid. Did you fall for that? Our Gary had mailcontact with Moscow??

Jacksons.

She was married in a fever,
Hotter than a peppersprout,
I am talking about Blenda Jackson,
Blenda Jackson this is all about,

She was called Jackson,
And with Gary Layne she messed about,
He was from the English Leeds.
And she called him Jackson,
That is what it is all about.

Jackson Gary Layne Jackson.
Or only Jackson.

She married Gary Jackson,
And was hotter than a peppersprout,
So they got a son, Arnold Jackson-Layne,
And hoped he should be a bit more sane,
Than Blenda Jackson, The hothot Blenda Jackson,

They called themself the happy Jacksons,
But mostly only Jacksons.
Only Jacksons.

The son grow up to be a fatty,
As a baby he was rather pretty,
But then he looked like a Jackson,
Good heavens lord a Jackson,
And that was not so good,
A Jackson lost in food,
But still a Jackson,
Heavens Lord another Jackson......

Arnold Layne

Cow: May I tell you a secret dear? It is such a burden on my heart!

Dog: OK!

Cow: What? But! I have no secret! I was sure you would answer with your usual negative GRRRRRR-PFFFF-GRRRR...

Cow: YES?

DOG: NO!

COW: SORRY!

@Arnold Layne! Somewhere in this Forum you state, that you have killed your brother AberAber. But luckily you are wrong there. Your name is indeed Arnold Kain Layne, but AberAber is not called Abel and you have maybe studied your bible a little too intent. Or it is a more symbolic murder in your heated English brain.

However! AberAber lives and is married, with one son, Adolf-Heinze. He owns a fruitshop in Mödrath and has changed his name to ApelApel Shopinhour. He has given up your sister Goal, after a quarrel about you, and she has taken her son, Arnold Derrick, with her and lives now in Argentina, with a funny guy. She has no planes, to come back to Leeds.

Challe is very alone and sad, and he pines for you, more than ever. He even talks about Norwegian Fjords...

Now you know the facts and can act. If you want! But you don't need to feel as some brothermurderer. At all!

That is most curious. I fondly remember my kind and sweet brother, AberAbert. And how much I enjoyed killing him. Butt, perhaps you are right. It could have been a daydream caused by low blood sugar level. I do NOT respond well when lunch is delayed. My mind and body begin to shut down...

In response to Karlheinz's courtship of me, I will have to think about it. Since my sister Goal is dating an Argentinean wolf nigga I must deal with this crisis first. Perhaps if Karlheinz can wipe that Flavio Ontivero off the map permanently, I may give him a second chance.

Sincerely yours,
Arnold "Arnie" Layne

Your idea of fetching Goal and put her in your stomach, has rendered you many angry and disgusted comments in Social Media, and I think it is time to reveal one of your strange secrets. The one about your deep external stomachpocket, the Kangaroopocket, where you use to store your washinglinethefts and raw candyliver. And also planned to hide Goal.

I think you shall let her be! She is a big girl now, and has found the wolf of her life. The rumors say that he is a dangerous Argentinian werewolfversion, and that his bite is very painful and can pass on the South American, most contagious werewolfgerm. And with your ravenous hunger,Arnold, such a transfer could be catastrophic, for both you and your environment...

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Cow: Yes?

Dog: NOOO!

Cow: No?