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Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 6:07 pm
by HinatAArcticA
...eat dinner, but Lauri was just too drunk and said: "Tolkki never told you what happened to your Father?" and Ö10 said, "He told me enough. He told me you killed him", and Lauri said...
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 1:51 am
by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ
No, no, I only tickled him and it wasn't my fault that he laughed so much that he fell and ...
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 6:37 pm
by ggonza43
He really realized Ö10 wasn't really his daugther, and for a moment Lauri thought he was Darth Vader. So he started to...
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 8:31 pm
by Polaris
scream: I'M YOUR FATHER........
But than Tolkki appeared & said:
You're fake! I'm the real Darth Vader, I'm the chosen one!
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 6:51 am
by HinatAArcticA
But then Jens told him that Saana albums were not selling that well, so he screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 8:15 am
by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ
"So you are Primalscreaming now", said Jens. "Does it help or do you need...
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 1:05 am
by HinatAArcticA
Voodkaaa, we need some voodka, kahashi vodkaaaaaa hey!! VODKA WE NEED SOME VODKAA WE NEED SOME VODKAAAA HEEEY.......
then..
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 1:19 pm
by Stratowarius
They got some homemade vodka that was 50/50 paraffin and a big Stratovomition started and was heard all over Helsinki, but then...
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 8:39 am
by HinatAArcticA
Jörg was possesed by the evil spirit of Batman, who died by...
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 12:00 pm
by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ
the Catwomans sword and Jörg started to mjaua as high as he could. Jens looked at him sardonically and...
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 6:09 pm
by ggonza43
Took out an enormous keyboard, transformed into Godzilla and started playing an amazing solo. But...
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 7:56 pm
by Polaris
He took a shock so powerful that fell hard on the floor, then Kotipelto started screaming and crying
so.........
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 5:27 am
by HinatAArcticA
Tolkki bought him a Nintendo 64, and when he got it he screamed.. "NINTENDO SIXTY FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUR OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD"
But Jens was a Sega fan, so he...
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 6:35 am
by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ
screamed."Will you please fuck off, you stupid, stupid Nintendoplayer. Here we play Sega and you are...
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 10:35 pm
by ggonza43
A fucking Nintendo fan! I assume then you've got the latest Wii devices, so why don't you shut the fuck up and put that stupid Wii-mote into your...
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 3:23 am
by HinatAArcticA
Ghost of Fallen Grace!!
But Tolkki took out a Wii remote that really was a lightsaber and he attaked...
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 7:08 am
by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ
poor Lauri and said: "Go away you are not in Wii and will never be. That is only I and I alone, who can play Wii so take...
(Sorry I have no idea what Wii is)
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 5:25 pm
by ggonza43
This big pile of non-sold copies of AOA and try to make a sculpture of my ass. Lauri didn't want to make it, but Tolkki insisted so much that...
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 5:04 am
by HinatAArcticA
Accepted to do it but only if he payed him with the skin of a snake made of gold, so Tolkki
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 10:18 am
by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ
started a hunt for snakes. He found noone of gold, but one very unusual for Finland. A big venomous cobra. Huuuu said Tolkki and...
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 3:30 pm
by HinatAArcticA
The Cobra was yes druged and attaked Tolkki and bited his guitar. The guitar screamed and died posioned, Tolkki then...
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 4:40 pm
by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ
said: Kyllä, kyllä, kylläää. I give that shitdead, kobrapoisened-satana-perkela-guitarra to poor Luther Harkon. He has waited long enough and he can't see the differnce between a dead or a living guitarra so...
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 6:51 pm
by ggonza43
To cover the wound the dead guitarra had, he started peeing on it; but the smelt of that mixture was so strong that...
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 3:23 pm
by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ
Cover with Peee???Ok:
that he said, oh this guitarra smells almost as Gorgonzola, my favouritecheese, so I could eat it if I not had peed on it. Better send it to Harkon at once. And he...
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 10:11 pm
by ggonza43
Did sent it, but to the ass of the world (AKA: Argentina) because he thought the smell was similar enough to that place. He then went into the plane, flew to South America, but only to realise...
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 7:02 am
by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ
it was not what he expected. But he met the real Gorgonzola and said hallo, hallo to him before he...
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 6:46 pm
by ggonza43
Grabbed his phallus and poured it with some hot gorgonzola fondue. He then...
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 3:37 pm
by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ
Grabbed who's Micro? YOURS?
he realised that he had been obnoxious and unduly so he said good-bye A-tina and went home. But there was...
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 11:36 am
by HinatAArcticA
Re: Neverending Story [Game]
Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 12:46 pm
by ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ
No!
But I will try to guess. The Master locked the whole Finland, with his big key and TT was stuck as never before. "Vojne, vojne" he said, There can be no...
