Stratovarius Community

I hate verses but it can do-

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

Dick Wilde Butt.

Welcome back!!

Thank YOU! You are a kind and nice Fuck!

Here's a pizza for you.

Nomnomnom...We can share?

Yes! Sharing is caring.

pizza in Taiwan sucks

doc_holliday wrote:pizza in Taiwan sucks

I don't even remember if they had pizza when i was last in Taiwan

I have never been last in Taiwan and I would not eat pizza if I went there I am sure. Rice maybe-

A guy took a trip to Taiwan,

He was a pizza-expert, that man,

First he tried a Taiwan-Carbonara,

And then a Vegan-Marinara,

But. Huh, both came up in a vomit-pan...

Here we are again
Time to drain my brain
My lover is from Spain
Kick me in my balls, thats pain
I defecate on the airplane

Southern_Cross wrote:

doc_holliday wrote:pizza in Taiwan sucks

I don't even remember if they had pizza when i was last in Taiwan

why did you go to Taiwan?

When I took a shit today I felt something weird
I pushed as hell but nothing came out
There was something in my ass that wouldn't go away
I tried to pull it but it seemed like it would stay
Blood on my hands and the shit was pushing on
Suddenly my excrements came out of my mouth
victim of anal abscess
I cannot shit I cannot sit
ANAL ABSCESS ANAL ABSCESS ANAL ABSCESS ANOTHER ANAL MISERY
I'm not an assbetrayer but I've lost my wife
I hate my life and I'm bleed from the hole
I'm no longer a lawyer cause I cannot sit
I can't ride my horse and whores can't ride me
This is a nightmare kaboom I've got
Here's I'm standing naked with a balloon from my ass
My ass give me Hell with blood pain and shame
My name is Konkelberry Finn
And I will blow my ass away

Good Heavens! You are an acute-case! Call an Ambulance! Now!

I'm having an anal evacuation
My bleeding ass is leading the nation
A pack of smokes from the gas station
Some water for hydration
I'm bleeding from taxation
A dildo in my ass causes vibration

Poor Fuck suffers from an asshurting pain,

And he probably got it from his wife in Spain,

I tried to help him, but all in vain,

Since he doesn't listen to a Goal Layne,

Now I'm sure it has gone to his brain...

The Flying Penis


You shouldn't have
Cheated on your wife
Cause here she comes with a knife

Cut it off
Cut it off
Cut it off
And tied it to a balloon

Everyone could see your dick
Flying over your country

HUUUUUU!

This is contagious and the first terrifying sign of a coming apocalypse! Soon the sky will be darkened by cut dicks.

Doublehuh!

NO MORE DICKS! TIME FOR PIZZA!!

http://imgur.com/gallery/ajaTf0n

Choose between pizzas and dicks? Are you really sure you can DO that?

My ass is really in trouble today. I've got diarrhea. Used up so much toilet paper I had to go to the store and buy more.

[quote="Hubble86"][quote="Hubble86"][quote="Hubble86"][




This will help us reach page 100. Two flies in the same catch...

The thing that's destroyed is my ass

I've got a dildo made out of brass

Once I defecated on a piece of glass

This Sunday I'm skipping mass

Just because I've got so much gas

Poor Fuck has still an agonizing asspain,

He swears a lot, over his lover, Jain, in Spain,

But now, as a change, he got a blustery diarrhea,

And can only drink a pathetic herbal-tea,

The paper he uses, comes from North-Korea,

And evil rumors say, it can cause gonorrhea...


HUH

It's Hanukkah if you're a Jew

In the morning it's time to brew

Some coffee made of cat poo

Haven't had the flu

If we're sick we'd eat a vegetable stew

Then take a shower with coconut shampoo

Before bed he will give me a tattoo

When I wake up I'll have an erect vascular tissue

Brother Fuck has a sensitive tissue,

He is afraid he will get the bad flu,

So he made himself an anti-flu-brew,

That he can all the day chew and chew,

Until his face is purple-red-blue,

And this is the perfect true,

Believe it, or you can yourself screw...

It's Christmas time

Santa did a crime

Stuck his dick in a tub of slime

The elves have to climb

This has to rhyme

Take a bath in Anaheim

Now it's bedtime

Requiem over a lost Forum.


There was no Forum,

Like Stratoforrum,

And now it seems dune,

Since all the jokes and fun,

Are almost overrun.


The farmer, the baker, the poet, all troll,
Have left for some other, more rocking, roll.


We wrote about cut dicks, darkening the sky,

And poor Tolkki's micro, and we didn't know why,

He answered the harmers and called us all Gay,

It was rather silly and of course it couldn't stay,

So now the Forum sleeps in it's boredom, night and day...

One more rhyme for the dicks

I'm up to my old tricks

Like Stiring up a cake mix

Grabbing my phallus with chopsticks

Forgot to wear my crucifix

Don't want to get caught up in the politics