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Hungry? Try this!!

Yessss!

Now I am sure! You love waving arms! And legs!

I love shitting!




Here's a load of shit

The stench comes from my armpit

It all comes out like a misfit

Here to transmit

Its time to take a shit

Speaking of shit, check this out :

Here is the word HUH really on it's place. New York, New York...

David Bowie and Lemmy are dead

And last night we didn't' go to bed

It's hotter than a thermonuclear warhead

Just stay up and make some banana bread

Then pick up your guitar and shred

Took a DNA test and found out I'm inbred

Thank you for the rhymes. It's only you and I here, so we have to keep together.

Don't know if I am alive or dead,

Worked all night and am still in bed,

It's cold like in hell or a warhead,

I will soon go up and eat some bread,

But I don't have a guitarra I could shred,

But of course I will test if I'm an inbred...

You can never guess how many Norwegians that are required for changing one light bulb. But after you have seen their exercises here, you will have a clue.

We should shoot up steroids in our asses.

Someday you get your shitty song you have wanted.

Dick Butt

What? I just clogged the toilet with a huge shit.

Oh dear! You are a CLOGGER! HUH!

I'm so sorry, BUT I have to tell you, that my brother Arnold, doesn't like you. At all! He works as a plumber in Leeds, where they have a bad, very bad sewer system. The wastepipes are often placed outside the houses, and when it is freezing cold the cloggs, that you and other cloggers produce, freeze to hard lumps and hinder the more normal shits from floating free. They all gather along the pipe and become a nuisance.

Arnold's job is to clean those pipes and when he executes this honorable task, the clogg often explodes in his face. I think that he, in this situation, has all the reason to dislike you, as a far too content clogger.

I'm sorry but I don't need a plumber!I've got this!

Those tricky blow-ups can maybe be used in Paenis, US, but in Leeds, England that has very different conditions, with weather and cold winds, do such airpumps not work. At all. Maybe it is a good idea to use smaller sizes in asses. Just maybe, so don't try it in your own toilet...

Well, you don't need to worry about clogged toilets when you have an outhouse/port o potty in your back yard! This one in particular you can shit with a friend!

Oh dear!Shared Space for felicitous and blissful moments! Yes, yes!

I have some Bach to help you poop! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CNcTAgk2oNk

Thank you, in the middle of the night...

Maybe a harpsichord will cure your constipation?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3yXAMiFgyI

Yes! They always cause diarrhea. Vojne, vojne.

IVE GOT HAPPY FEET!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PvbEEhee3GU

Now we know for sure, that you love waving extremities.

I am more for his feet, in his dancing shoes...


He can dance, he can jive, having the time all day long,

See those feet, in those shoes, digging the Chopinsong,

Dancing shoes, dancing feet, feel the beat in your toes,

in your dancing toes...in your dancing shoes...

While we're dancing, I remembered this place in the Netherlands that lets people with down syndrome work at a brownie store. brownies and downies , I'm going to helvete for laughing at this.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QHwsOPasF0s

I think those guys did this video for fun and that they hoped you would laugh. So they will not send you to hell, but maybe be disappointed over my reaction. I didn't laugh at all. But I have maybe another sort of humor or was in the wrong mode. HUH.

You don't think downies are funny?
Maybe we can all laugh at these goats together
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PpccpglnNf0

Jaja. Talking goats are more my juvenile cup of the.