The Obama Thread: All Things Obama

[AAAAAAAAAA]

And thanks for ruining everything AGAIN.

[browneyedgirl]

Hey, kids, lighten up! This thread belongs to Obama!

[NeonVomit]

Yeah. I think we need a thread for the election in general.

[GAGAGO]

I think America has the presidente it deserves.

[browneyedgirl]

@miditek, if you have any contributions I would appreciate them--this is a pro and con Obama thread. I gotta google some cartoons, or something when I have time.

[NeonVomit]

Uhh... asking him to contribute to an Obama thread is kind of like asking someone who has syphilis to have unprotected sex with you - it can only end in disaster.

Anyway, miditek has either been picked up by the Secret Service, or has gone off to join the KKK as part of his mid-life crisis.

[AGAG]

like asking someone who has syphilis to have unprotected sex with you - it can only end in disaster.

But you'll have a lot of fun.

[AAAAAAAAAA]

Uhh... asking him to contribute to an Obama thread is kind of like asking someone who has syphilis to have unprotected sex with you - it can only end in disaster.

I've had some positive experiences.

[NeonVomit]

like asking someone who has syphilis to have unprotected sex with you - it can only end in disaster.

But you'll have a lot of fun.

If this is your idea of fun

[browneyedgirl]

Uhh... asking him to contribute to an Obama thread is kind of like asking someone who has syphilis to have unprotected sex with you - it can only end in disaster.

Anyway, miditek has either been picked up by the Secret Service, or has gone off to join the KKK as part of his mid-life crisis.

Maybe he is on the road with Mick or Rick.
He's still around. I'd just rather he post on it than to have the thread die. When I have extra time I plan to look up some Obama cartoon, and stuff.
There was a photoshopped pic of Obama in bed with Hilary Clinton that was pretty funny, but not really appropriate if there are minors lurking in this forum.

[browneyedgirl]

[miditek]

[NeonVomit]

I wouldn't be surprised if that was actually real.

[browneyedgirl]

Yeah, Al Green fan.


I found that pic of Obama and Hillary but, I ain't got "the balls" to post it, even censored. Just Google it under "Obama and Hillary having sex" or "Obama and Hillary fucking"
Hillary needs to lose a few pounds. Nice boobs, though.

[NeonVomit]

Just Google it under "Obama and Hillary having sex" or "Obama and Hillary fucking"

Uh, how about "no".

[browneyedgirl]

Just Google it under "Obama and Hillary having sex" or "Obama and Hillary fucking"

Uh, how about "no".

Yeah, I know. It would be a cold day in Hades before they'd get selected as porn couple of the year.

[browneyedgirl]

[browneyedgirl]

[Damien Thorn]

I would do a better job.

[browneyedgirl]

He was a cute baby anyway!

[nemesis521]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV4CkDZ_ ... ature=plcp

Woot first post.

[miditek]

Uhh... asking him to contribute to an Obama thread is kind of like asking someone who has syphilis to have unprotected sex with you - it can only end in disaster.

Anyway, miditek has either been picked up by the Secret Service, or has gone off to join the KKK as part of his mid-life crisis.

Hahaha, that's hilarious coming from a Greek- the most famous purveyors of unnatural and unprotected sex.

Maybe you and Tolkki can go visit some of the animal brothels in Denmark together, or apply to be towel boys in a Turkish bath house.

Sounds like you've already jumped on Obama's Choom(tm) wagon for his inevitable 2012 defeat. Eventually, you'll be cell mates with him at Gitmo once the roundup starts.

Don't you have more important things to do, like chanting from your minaret tower?

[browneyedgirl]

[miditek]

http://youtu.be/8DLcsQ1fUxk

[NeonVomit]

Uhh... asking him to contribute to an Obama thread is kind of like asking someone who has syphilis to have unprotected sex with you - it can only end in disaster.

Anyway, miditek has either been picked up by the Secret Service, or has gone off to join the KKK as part of his mid-life crisis.

Hahaha, that's hilarious coming from a Greek- the most famous purveyors of unnatural and unprotected sex.

Maybe you and Tolkki can go visit some of the animal brothels in Denmark together, or apply to be towel boys in a Turkish bath house.

Sounds like you've already jumped on Obama's Choom(tm) wagon for his inevitable 2012 defeat. Eventually, you'll be cell mates with him at Gitmo once the roundup starts.

Don't you have more important things to do, like chanting from your minaret tower?

1) I'm not Greek 2) you're about as funny as pancreatic cancer 3) projection is a powerful thing is it not?

[browneyedgirl]

"you're about as funny as pancreatic cancer"

My Mom almost died from this cancer, and it's deadly serious.

Oh, that King of the North thingy was a parody of The Game of Thrones, and Robb Stark.Nothing Biblical about the reference intended. I hope Obama does not meet the same fate as Robb did. I hope Obama wins again or the 99% will be fucked---and not in the good way.

[NeonVomit]

"you're about as funny as pancreatic cancer"

My Mom almost died from this cancer, and it's deadly serious.

i.e. NOT FUNNY AT ALL. The whole point of saying that.

Anyway, calling it 'the 99%' is ludicrous and an unfortunate oversimplification.

Face it, we're all fucked, whoever is in charge. By definition anyone who gets to a position in power is either corrupted or compromised by those who are.

[miditek]

Uhh... asking him to contribute to an Obama thread is kind of like asking someone who has syphilis to have unprotected sex with you - it can only end in disaster.

Anyway, miditek has either been picked up by the Secret Service, or has gone off to join the KKK as part of his mid-life crisis.

Hahaha, that's hilarious coming from a Greek- the most famous purveyors of unnatural and unprotected sex.

Maybe you and Tolkki can go visit some of the animal brothels in Denmark together, or apply to be towel boys in a Turkish bath house.

Sounds like you've already jumped on Obama's Choom(tm) wagon for his inevitable 2012 defeat. Eventually, you'll be cell mates with him at Gitmo once the roundup starts.

Don't you have more important things to do, like chanting from your minaret tower?

1) I'm not Greek 2) you're about as funny as pancreatic cancer 3) projection is a powerful thing is it not?

Oh, so you must be, Oirish, eh? Quit whining, it's annoying.

[NeonVomit]

yes, you got me, I'm definitely Irish.

[miditek]

yes, you got me, I'm definitely Irish.

If I were a Cypriot watching the pending implosion of Greece, then I'd probably lie and pass myself off as a Mick too.

Or learn how to speak Kraut.

Either way, you're complexion isn't quite pasty enough to pass as a Paddy, and too swarthy too pass for a Hun.

Maybe you could do better by brushing up on your French and masquerade as a Frog.

Either way, as you said earlier, you're fucked.

Do they even make a popcorn bowl that's remotely large enough for the next act?