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Matrix 2 , but I don't like it !
I want to see the Lord of the rings 3 soon

Dumb and Dumber At 4 'o clock in the morning this movie is very funny

Practically anything is funny at 4am

Try to watch Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas in 4 AM

I can't watch anything at 4am. I always fall asleep

I can't understand people that fall asleep watching a movie.

I have NEVER EVER fallen asleep watching a movie(and i have seen a lot of them).No matter how tired i am, i just just get more awake when watching movies.
Maby it's because i never look at Drama or that kind of bullshit.

Shurik wrote:
I'm going to see LOTR: Fellowship Of The Ring with hillarious russian translation - someone translated the movie using jokes, russian folklore and just about everything that came along. Soundtrack has Deep Purple's Smoke On The Water, Rammstein's Sonne and other such things. I'll write my impressions if I'll survive this

Well, I've seen it already twice and it's the best parody kind of thing I've ever saw. I can't describe it, it's more hillarious than hillarious, in some parts I thought I gonna die from laughing so hard. Just imagine yourself Frodo and friends running in halls of Moria to the sounds of Tatu's "They not gonna get us" or Bilbo saying to Frodo "It's and old Jedi sword called Sting, it ran out of batteries but when good guys hold it near orcs it glows with blue and when bad guys hold it it glows red" or Frodo watching into the mirror of Galadriel to the sounds of Star Wars theme. Elrond is called Agent Smith there and he constantly talks some stupid crap about Matrix. Or Galadriel saying to Frodo and friends when they come to their forest without Gandalf "I sense that he couldn't pass the previous level" ... Now I need something relaxing to watch, like The Ring

Shurik wrote:
Try to watch Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas in 4 AM

and watch out for those flying bats

Taim wrote:

Shurik wrote:
Try to watch Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas in 4 AM

and watch out for those flying bats

This is great movie, probably one of a kind Remember when those guys sniffed something and went to the circus?

Well said, indeed one of a kind. Sure I remember that circus scene, as well as many others. I wonder how does it feel like when you wake up in a room full of water with dinosaur tail at your back and you have no idea what are you doing there

Once again Johnny Depp, proved he's one of the best actors I know, he was just perfect in his role.

Johnny Depp is one of my favorite actors. I can't remember one role where his was bad, not a single one. Have you seen Ed Wood? I can't imagine anyone else playing that role too ...

i saw Metropolis for the first time some weeks ago. Really a great film, nice effects (for the 1920ths ) and really great scenes. I like it.

Dogma - Quite blasphemous comedy about church and religion, i like it alot, very funny

666thediablo wrote:
I can't understand people that fall asleep watching a movie.

I have NEVER EVER fallen asleep watching a movie(and i have seen a lot of them).No matter how tired i am, i just just get more awake when watching movies.
Maby it's because i never look at Drama or that kind of bullshit.

Well I don´t understand that, either.. I´ve even seen someone sleeping in the Lord of the Rings Premiere TTT !!! I nearly wanted to scream
Well... I already fell asleep once.. but I had to watch ALL parts of the "Alien" films.. the one´s with Sigourney Weaver (hope thats her correct name..). And that was just too much

I watched Papillon few days ago. The beginning was great but the end wasn´t that great. Ain´t going to watch it twice.

Being John Malkovich - one crazy movie. Impossible to describe what's going on there, you have to see it by yourself ...

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Shurik wrote:
Being John Malkovich - one crazy movie. Impossible to describe what's going on there, you have to see it by yourself ...

it's a very crazy movie, I didn't like it very much, but it's very very original.

Johnny Depp is a good actor, I really liked him in "from hell" (2002) do you saw that movie?
and what about sleepy hollow? I really like that movie

Stratoguy wrote:
Matrix 2 , but I don't like it !
I want to see the Lord of the rings 3 soon

Me too "Bro" can't wait to see the Lord of the Rings 3 !

Painless_Cry wrote:

Shurik wrote:
Being John Malkovich - one crazy movie. Impossible to describe what's going on there, you have to see it by yourself ...

it's a very crazy movie, I didn't like it very much, but it's very very original.

Johnny Depp is a good actor, I really liked him in "from hell" (2002) do you saw that movie?
and what about sleepy hollow? I really like that movie

I haven't seen "From Hell" yet, but I've seen "Sleepy Hollow" - another great movie of Tim Burton. If you liked it - I suggest you to watch all of his movies, especially "Edward Scissorhands" with Johnny Depp, Batman and Batman Returns (much much better and darker movies than other 2), Beetlejuice, Ed Wood and Mars Attacks! (one of the best parody films ever).

Sleepy Hollow was great, great mood, but I watched it so long ago, I don't even remeber that Depp played there. I have to watch it again.

@Shurik, no, I have not seen Ed Wood. Yet.

Ed Wood is one of his best roles (if not the best).

007 Die Another Day - This is hilarious. I wonder how more stupid can James Bond films be. Sure it has great effets and it's quite enjoyable to watch them. The rest - no shit, that's so stupid. I can tell I was laughing on almost every single scene of it, even if it wasn't meant to be funny. Big prodution and no plot. Worth watching only if you want to see big BUMs. Btw. Halle Berry sucks, I don't like women with short hair

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@Shurik: I highly suggest "From hell" it's a very good movie, i like it very much.

I think Halle Berry is a very beautiful woman

Halle Berry in X-Men 1/2 =

Halle Berry otherwise =

Recently watched :

Meet The Parents.
I was told this was a great comedy....
I was lied to.
What the fuck is this film?
This is just a shitty romatic film hidden inside a mildy amusing premise.. I was not entertained by this piece of crap at all. And I am sorry I paid £3 to see it.

ON THE OTHER HAND

The Parole Officer:

GREAT FILM! After watching Meet The Parents I didn't go into this video with any high expectatins, but after watching it, I must recommend it to everyone. It has a brilliant mix of comedy and action. Plus, I have actually walked down the streets featued in the chase sequence at the start of the film. (RESPECT TO THE DUTCH PANCAKE HOUSE, EVEN IF YOUR FOOD IS INEDIBLE!)

Just watched 'City of Angels' and 'Police Academy'

Watched Terminator again last night, what a badass movie, Michael Biehn RULZ!
"I'll be back." *leaves then drives car through front door*
Just watched Narc with Ray Liota and Sean Patrick. It was pretty good, decent twist in the ending.

I saw Cradle Of Fear last evening. Its ridiculous, but funny

Matrix Reloaded and My Little Eye!! Hmm...2 words...No thanks!!