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Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2004 3:30 pm
by browneyedgirl
You are dangerously addicted to at least one drug, attempted suicide a couple times, been in rehab a few, and owe hundreds of thousands of $$$ to shrinks/mental health centers.
Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2004 3:33 pm
by browneyedgirl
You can, at your choice, have Plastic Surgery until its past the point of being ridiculous!
Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:31 am
by browneyedgirl
Women want your autograph on their ass, or boobs!
Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:34 am
by browneyedgirl
Your bands name, logo, and mascot, etc. become very popular tattoo subjects!
Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:36 am
by browneyedgirl
In various tour cities, Nightclubs have a special drink named after you!
Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2004 12:26 am
by browneyedgirl
You take a 3-year break in recording&touring, then come back just as strong as ever!
Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2004 7:33 am
by browneyedgirl
You get a speaking part in a cheap, but catchy comedy flick. Plus, you get to do a love scene with a prominent starlet, who later becomes your 4th wife. (It has to be the BIG
!)And, you move up 3 notches on Donna's dick rating chart! (WOW! Those $30 a piece Penis enlargment pills really DO work!)
Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2004 7:38 am
by browneyedgirl
You decide to buy the "magic pill" factory, and all stock--lock, stock, and barrel.
Then, you go on a national adverising campaign with yourself as the
model!
Because you are just so damn happy!
What a few extra inches, and great talent can do for a man!
Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2004 7:14 pm
by browneyedgirl
You get called to Co-Host Sesame Street!
*Don't laugh--Carlos Santana, Janet Jackson, and Ted Nugent were guests on that show before! Plus, others....
Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 9:00 am
by browneyedgirl
You claim to be happily married, yet you fuck every female that crosses your path who lets you, and you get away with it scottfree, simply because YOU are WHO you are.
BTW, the guy down the street from you tried this behavior and got tarred, feathered, &ran out on a rail!
Which proves if you are a musician you can get away with anything--even being a hypocritical bastard!:lol:
Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2004 4:18 am
by Stratobanger
You can beat at least 2 photographers per week
Re: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2004 9:45 am
by browneyedgirl
Stratobanger wrote:
You can beat at least 2 photographers per week
Tommy Lee comes to mind!
*Loved that video---I bet his nickname is Mr. 9 1/2*
Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2004 6:42 pm
by browneyedgirl
Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 11:39 am
by knight_of_ni
You don't have to write good songs to sell albums. Just your name on it will do it...
Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 12:56 pm
by MetalMusic
When you need a very big sound system to produce sound at one end of an arena to another end.
www.16.betrayer.ca
Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 7:16 pm
by browneyedgirl
You can do other things beside play your perspective instrument. You can write, produce, mix, act in commercials, TV shows, movies, write books, etc--you get the picture!
Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 7:32 pm
by NordicStorm
When your shoesize is connected to your hairdryer, and your bathtub is painted Dolby Surround
Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 3:31 am
by browneyedgirl
People name their pets after you!
Lots of Dogs named Elvis out there!
Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2004 1:33 pm
by browneyedgirl
Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 1:44 am
by browneyedgirl
Your songs get played/sang at weddings, funerals, bar mitzahs, ship launches, olympics, even used as background music during love scenes on soap operas!
*Ask Mister, Mister and Tears for Fears....I rest my case!
Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 2:11 pm
by browneyedgirl
If you die(Heaven forbid)a cheesy TV-movie is made about your life&career.
A la: John Denver, Karen Carpenter, Def Leppard, Hank Williams, Jr. Etc. Etc.
Re: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Posted: Mon May 03, 2004 4:44 pm
by browneyedgirl
Bears repeating.......
These fans think they own musicians, then accuse other fans of being obsessive!:lol:
Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Posted: Tue May 04, 2004 1:14 pm
by browneyedgirl
You have your own line of perfume/aftershave(Celine Dion, Kenny Rogers, Iglesias,etc)
Or, clothing line.
Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Posted: Tue May 04, 2004 3:26 pm
by browneyedgirl
You&your band can pull off the most elaborate PR stunts, and your fans are so taken in/blinded by you they don't recognize the PR stunt!
Re: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Posted: Tue May 04, 2004 6:07 pm
by browneyedgirl
NordicStorm wrote:
When your shoesize is connected to your hairdryer, and your bathtub is painted Dolby Surround
Hairdryer?
I am 41, and thats a new nickname for IT, on me.....but, I see the resemblance!
Re: Re: Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 7:13 pm
by browneyedgirl
browneyedgirl wrote:
NordicStorm wrote:
When your shoesize is connected to your hairdryer, and your bathtub is painted Dolby Surround
Hairdryer?
I am 41, and thats a new nickname for IT, on me.....but, I see the resemblance!
What about BLOWdryer? Thats better!
Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 7:15 pm
by browneyedgirl
Teenage wannabe musicians copy your clothing&hair styles, even your mannerisms!
Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Posted: Thu May 06, 2004 5:17 pm
by browneyedgirl
You CLAIM you hate idolizing, yet your adoring fans forgive you EVERYTHING, which you take advantage of to the hilt!(They sure would not do this to Fred the plumber!)
Now, how about an "H" tattoo on your forehead, Mr. Famous/Wealthy Musician?
H=hypocrite, of course!
Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Posted: Fri May 07, 2004 2:40 am
by browneyedgirl
Your fans become atheists just because you and people in your band say you all are one. Of course the fans deny that they are so pitifully blindfollowing, but you know its true! And, they will never find out that you are really a believing Baptist!
Have a little fun outta those blind idolizers for a while!
Re: You know you have Made it as a Musician When:
Posted: Fri May 07, 2004 5:00 pm
by browneyedgirl
You forget(?)to pay your taxes for years, then after the IRS takes all your possessions for payment you do a comeback. Within 5 years you have everything you lost back&then some!!!
Willie Nelson is an example!
:sick: