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I have no girlfriend ...

Get drunk and fix that Alex. It's an order.

I have to confess I'm seriously addicted to my computer. Been broken for a couple weeks now and I'm going crazy. I was about to explode today when the motherboard that should've arrived was delayed until next Tuesday. And I gotta go on waiting and waiting, I was so bored today I even did some laundry work. For people who know me it's a clear sign of insanity ticking in my poor head.

I like cleaning my room.. Morbid Angel are great for vacuum-cleaning.

MAJINDIEGO wrote:

browneyedgirl wrote:

You don't know the "saying" about the size of a man's feet in relation to.......?
Never mind--Lets just leave it alone. Maybe its just a USA thing.

I have chronic insomnia.

here too!

shame on you beg!
people also make this relation to noses...

And ever heard about the woman´s forehead?

Iv'e heard about the relation to....
measuring from the tip of your nose to your hairline (10 points for bald guys).
Iv'e also heard the feet thing ( X amount of points for me for size 12 feet)

I have to admit that....

though I have girlfriend/wife/ whatever you want to name it....


I also like another girl..... since a lot time ago...
why I continue besides my girlfriend, even after two " breakdowns"?
Ummmm.... no answer! I don´t know it really..... or maybe yes, I am not sure....

gon wrote:I have to admit that....

though I have girlfriend/wife/ whatever you want to name it....


I also like another girl..... since a lot time ago...
why I continue besides my girlfriend, even after two " breakdowns"?
Ummmm.... no answer! I don´t know it really..... or maybe yes, I am not sure....

There you go! Dump your girlfriend and go out with meeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Confession of the day: I have a pair of pants that haven't been washed since 2001.

Mormegil wrote:- I'm stupid

I bet you didn't know that.

I'm stupid, too--and I don't care if people know it! :rotflmao2:
I'd rather be stupid than an arrogant smartass know-it-all any day!:D Also, some peoples "stupidity" is an act. They have much higher IQs than you think.
Actually, the stupidest thing of all is to judge someone you've never even met or seen--THAT is stupidity!
And lots of folks are stupid and don't know it.

Confession time......I am a practical joker. I always carry a spare pack of Itching Powder to get revenge if I have to!
browneyedgirl is just soooooooooo bad! Just ask the Ancient Mariner--he can give you a list of all the people I have murdered! :rotflmao2: And HE is just so perfect! : Just being silly/sarcastic here.....I'm in a foul mood today--my feathers get ruffled easily at times.
Bad joke Actually, I'm about half plastered....I started Saturday Night a little early!

I like.....bachata......and i loves Merengue....at least...to dance it........

And yes i am a pretty good dancer........

-As a kid, i took tapdancing lessons.

-I am a crappy dancer.

(I learned how to dance merengue and machaca once, but it has been a long, long time.)

HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:-As a kid, i took tapdancing lessons.

-I am a crappy dancer.

(I learned how to dance merengue and machaca once, but it has been a long, long time.)

If u want...i can show u how to move your CINTURA!

Heh......anytime, sweetheart. Meet you in Michigan?

HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:Heh......anytime, sweetheart. Meet you in Michigan?

Yeah sure! i just hope u can stay awake the whole night......'cuz we're goin to visit all the club'es in da town! In a single night!

Shurik wrote:I have no girlfriend ...

THEIR loss, Shurik, THEIR loss.


Right now I'm waiting on a guy to bring me some Venison--deer, that is. I guess I'll cook it&we'll party down, too! :headbang:
I eat weird stuff--yet, deer is not THAT weird!

I have never been called anything else than Tomi (many nicks have been tried but none has worked).

While playing floorball I become a true asshole.

I dont like to wake up in the morning.

I quit believing in santa claus when I was eighteen (I'm nineteen by the way).

When he said "bring me some deer meat" he was not lying! He brought me a WHOLE deer cut into quarters. We spent about 3 hours cutting it up into portions(steaks, roast, ribs,tenderloin,etc.)--100 pounds of Venison! WOW! Some hot, romantic date, HUH Can't knock it, though....we fried a skilletful&drank quite a bit&Etc. So, actually it was quite nice!
Deer season opened yesterday.

When the guy left early this morning his parting remark was,"I'm gonna get you another deer!"
I didn't know whether to laugh, cry, or be insulted. Some gals get flowers, perfume, or diamonds---I get Venison

My parents will be very happy, they like Venison!--I can hear my Dad say,"He brings you deers? Kid, you better hold on to this chump!" Dad is sooooo Neanderthal. :

Haha, here's a good one.

Until today, i thought that Jon Bon Jovi was the singer for U2.

Also.....

I still listen to Kriss Kross.

I got the backstreet boys millenium album....

I have many vinyl singles of Boney M!! and also of Abba, and many others! guahh! hard confession, isn´t it?

I got the backstreet boys millenium album....

Oh my gosh Man, thats too much..........u should do something 'bout it

@Topic: I was using my bottle at the age of nine..............

I have a Dolph Lundgren fetish. I will buy any piece of crap b-movie DVD with him I can lay my hands on. I realise this is not healthy. Please help.
And don't get me started on my Christopher Lambert fetish...

Equinox wrote:

I got the backstreet boys millenium album....

Oh my gosh Man, thats too much..........u should do something 'bout it

@Topic: I was using my bottle at the age of nine..............

it's not mine ..belongs to a friend of mine

Buy I did listened a couple of times

I am just in such a good mood right now! No specific reason--I'm just happy!

browneyedgirl wrote:I am just in such a good mood right now! No specific reason--I'm just happy!

WOW such confesion worth millions!

Good for ya girl!

NordicStorm wrote:And don't get me started on my Christopher Lambert fetish...

As long as you don't get me started on my Jet Li fetish.

Also....every day when i go to work i park in the illegal parking space.

HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:

NordicStorm wrote:And don't get me started on my Christopher Lambert fetish...

As long as you don't get me started on my Jet Li fetish.

Also....every day when i go to work i park in the illegal parking space.

And the police doesn't giva ya a ticket? 'cuz if u do that here, damn girl they would put tickets ALL over the car, before u get out of it.

Nope, haven't gotten a ticket yet. Which is great, because a ticket is the absolute last thing i need.

Here's one. This happened a few hours ago, actually.

For all the tough talk i do, i completely lost my composure over a guy tonight. I was carrying a stack of tins, real heavy things, when i saw him walk into the store......i completely lost it. I slammed into a shelf, dropping everything and totally hurting myself. When my coworker laughed at me and figured out what was up, i started babbling the most pathetic crap i've ever said in my life: "Do you see that angel??? He fell from heaven and landed in the store....oh, his face makes me hear Sonata Arctica playing in my head. Look at the way he moves, he sets the world in motion....."

Really gay stuff. It was fucking pathetic. That better not happen again, ever.

Alright, that's enough confession. That one's actually embarrassing. A lot.

Some of my fav movies have been obsure, or TV-cheapo made-movies.
Some of these big budget movies I wonder what the heck the hoopla is about?

Stratovarious wrote:I got the backstreet boys millenium album....

Hehe, and I used to be a Backstreet Boys fan before discovering metal.

Mormegil wrote:

Stratovarious wrote:I got the backstreet boys millenium album....

Hehe, and I used to be a Backstreet Boys fan before discovering metal.

Me too. I have the self-titled album. I had posters of them as well. I even had a "favorite" backstreet boy.

Yuck. Could someone.. kinda ..burn the topic and stuff?

I had Michael Jackson Tapes once.. and on our graduation tour last year i sat in the bus listening to tapes with children´s stories. One was quite bad because the little brother of this girl (who was a witch) had a bad cold :>
He survived though