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Yeah, but that's only because of the legend that anyone who sees the Deathscythe will die. The chicken didn't necessarily see the Gundam.

THIS IS THE G33K P0L1C3! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!

Nietzsche: The chicken is dead

EquinoX: The chicken is a bad bunch of cells!

StratoLink: The chicken must obtain the TriForce!!!

Neorave: The chicken is an idiot.

Twilightsymphony: I will make a witty one-liner about the chicken.

BEG: The chicken is so cool! And smart! And sweet and kind!!! I love the chicken!!!

NordicStorm: You see, the thing you've neglected to notice about the chicken is that blah blah blah blah sixteen pages of intelligent and rational dialectic.

HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:NordicStorm: You see, the thing you've neglected to notice about the chicken is that blah blah blah blah sixteen pages of intelligent and rational dialectic.

Hahahahaha, that was sooooo NordicStorm !!!!
(No ofense, but it's so hilarious)

me: Fuck the chicken how come I crossed the FRIGGIN ROAD!!!!????

HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:EquinoX: The chicken is a bad bunch of cells!

Timo Tolkki: I mean, it is just a chicken, It´s round and sometimes colourful, but would it make me to run after that?

Tolkki: Because ET told it so

Dave wrote:Timo Tolkki: I mean, it is just a chicken, It´s round and sometimes colourful, but would it make me to run after that?

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ozzy Osbourne: "ehh, ahhh, mmmm, hum, ohhhh, mmmm, Shaaaaarrroooonnnn, why the fuck did the chiken crossed the road dammit?"

Dave Mustaine: "He did not crossed it because he wanted to cross it, i'm sure Lars and company throw him away...these bastard cowards"

Lars Ulrich "No ffffucking way duuude, these motherfucker bird had serious troubles with alcohol and drugs, and were tired of his bad ass attitudes, and tried to help him, but he ran away by his own feet"

neonlightchild wrote:Ozzy Osbourne: "ehh, ahhh, mmmm, hum, ohhhh, mmmm, Shaaaaarrroooonnnn, why the fuck did the chiken crossed the road dammit?"

Glenn Benton: The chicken was a christian, so I pushed him to the road down the Scania.

Steve Rowe: Because this was the God's will.

The chicken: "you humans are weird...i have never crossed any road"

Morpheus: "You see, no one can be told why the chicken crossed the road. You have to see it for yourself."
Neo: "Whoa!"
Morpheus: "How the fuck is it you have an acting career in the first place?"

NordicStorm: You see, the thing you've neglected to notice about the chicken is that blah blah blah blah sixteen pages of intelligent and rational dialectic.

Well, I never! I always limit myself to FIFTEEN pages, thank you very much! I try to be concise, you know!

James Hetfield: "Chicken Destroy"

NordicStorm wrote:Morpheus: "How the fuck is it you have an acting career in the first place?"

Because I was Ted...Theodore....Logan!!! And we are....Wyld Chickens!!!!

HvyMtlClickWitch wrote:

NordicStorm wrote:Morpheus: "How the fuck is it you have an acting career in the first place?"

Because I was Ted...Theodore....Logan!!! And we are....Wyld Chickens!!!!

Bill & Ted?

Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken!

StragOvariuS wrote:Joey de Maio: The true chicken crossed the fucking road becoz is a true brother of heavy fuckin metal!!! fuck the world!

Awesome!

Bruce Dickinson: Run To The Hills Chicken!!!!

Because Colonel Sanders was chasing it with an axe to be the next Sunday Dinner!

Jens Johansson wrote:Today's random quote:

Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road?
A: Because it was on the other side.

(source= Jens' page)

Lars Ulrich: because it tried to download our shit.
Jari Kainulainen: because it had no mountain bike.
Medgyesi Péter: mert elérkezett az útelágazódá.. útelágzos... *laughs miserably*... nehéz szó! (I hope, that Hellovarius reads this )

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.



The old topic is back.

THANK YOU for bumping this topic. I love this topic.

Can you smell what The Rock is crossing??

That was awful.

chickens?






(yes i know those aren't real chickens!)

It was running from the Bird Flu !!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To see the New Nightwish girl?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because there was yet another Russophone spammer on the other side, and CHICKEN SMASH PUNY SPAMMER!


Also, because that's where Nordic lost his Zoloft prescription.

sure you ask why the chicken crossed the road, but does the chicken have a reason? Do you need to questions such reasons? Why would you interfere in its avian rights to cross roads? Or is it YOU who wants to cross the Chicken AND the road!?

-Me (I have been reading Nietszche recently... he rules!)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To beat the Hell out of SETH.
It's too late for this bird he has done been plucked!

@stratoplayer, you have good reading tastes--I think he rules, too!

I killed this thread big times. Worship me!