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Happy porraday!

Hey Lauri, happy (belated) birthday ! Hope all your wishes to come true, and keep metalling !!

What!! Do You grow older like the rest of us?? Happy B-day + 1 day

Toot toot!


Thank you very much for remembering my b-day!
Good times writing new songs and getting ready for european tour.
I hope to see you all there.

P.S: I´ll try to upload TIP 6 & 11 asap.

-Lauri

Thank you Lauri, for those important updates!

PS: No... there is no sarcasm in what I just wrote.

PPS: There is no sarcasm in my PS either

Sorry I'm late but here is my birthday song

Happy birthday to you you belong in a zoo, you look like a monkey and you smell like one too.

But in all seriousness happy late birthday, hope sessions are going well for the new album.

Great Hiro. From now on I will always sing that beautiful song when I attend a birthdaychild...

A10:my friends and I sing that at every birthday party

You are Americans! It explains a lot.

hiro23 wrote:A10:my friends and I sing that at every birthday party

At first when I read this, I thought- slander!!
But now that I've calmed down and can think clearly, I understand.
Since A9 is on the eve of eclipsing me in post count (bless her heart), "she" (I say this in quotes because I still have my doubts) will become the new A10, and I the new A9. Perhaps my grammar will suffer, but the winds of change are upon us my friends! Oh what a day!

LIVING POETS SOCIETY! Let us see what we can come up with this time!

BACKWARDS DAY
By AAAAAAAAAA

The joyous moment arrived when-
A9 is now the new A10

And since things are backwards yet again
(He's not of men, he's one of Jenn?)

This time rather than quack like a duck,
Perhaps I will cluck like a hen

CLUCK!!!!

There, there, I have taken over the lead. Hahahahaha

But. But. I will never be some new Jenn and why are you still so doubtful about me. I don't care, you can think whatever you want as long as you write beautiful poems.

Waiting for a shower
I am examining this thread
It makes me laugh with power!
It makes me spin my head!

Living Poets Society assemble!
Tonight we will make a super poem
Dedicated to a masked man in Seattle
He will turn to drink out of a jeroboam!

Hyppopotamus hyppocampus hircismus double helix!

You surpass yourself Nea but don't you think we ought to go somewhere else with those poems. This is after all Lauris birthdaythread and all light must fall on him... But maybe he can take your masterpiece as a gift

Pish, posh, Lauri
By esoteric versifier AAAAAAAAAA

Lauri must deal with us,
Lauri might squeal at us,

Lauri must bear with us,
Lauri will glare at us,

Lauri will be square with us,
Lauri might swear at us,

Lauri can gag,
Or shit in a bag,

Lauri can wait, Lauri can skate,
Or go to a shrub and masturbate,

Whether he'll pull or whether he'll push,
A twist on the saying "beat around the bush"!

Also love those Stratovarius songs Lauri in the Morning and Season of Lauri's Perfection. Only that he should be Lord of the Lauriland, not you guys.

A Taste of Lauri
By Profound Poet AAAAAAAAAA
Copyright 2009 - Living Poets Society

At concerts Lauri is compelled,
To tear off his shirt, as if it has smelled,
He speaks like "J-Peterman" from Seinfeld,
His last name and sperm are similarly spelled

He's always bright and full of cheer,
Has an uncanny obsession with Finnish beer,
(that last line may have been a pun, I fear)
I wish him the best in the coming year!