From one Strato fan to another...

[NeverendingAbyss]

I had to go through a legal procedure for staying under that person's bed. I ultimately had a restraining order with the masked man, forcing me to move back down there.

[AAAAAAAAA]

It must be the crumbs you know! You have to take care of the crumbs and everything will be OK.

[STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN]

I WILL TAKE THE HOUSE.
MY FIANCEE PEKKA AND I, WE WOULD BE OVERJOYED TO HAVE THIS HOME. I WOULD LOVE TO MOVE IN BY THE END OF THE MONTH. HOW MANY CHILDRENS ROOMS ARE THERE?

KISSES!
STINKY

[AAAAAAAAA]

WHAT IN HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? DON'T FALL IN THAT OLD PART AGAIN. YOU ARE OPERATED, REMEMBER? I WAS YOUR BRIDEMADE? REMEMBER? YOU GOT MARRIED LAST SUNDAY TO BIG SAMMY. HAS HE GOT HIS TEETH BACK NOW BY THE WAY? YOU MUST TRY TO ADAPT TO THE SITUATION. REPEAT TO YOURSELF! I AM STINKA. I AM STINKA. I AM STINKA..........

[STINKY_PREGNANT_MAN]

I CANNOT.
PEKKA IS A SWEET AND CARING GENTLEMAN. HE PROMISED ME MANY BABIES AND SWEPT ME OFF MY FEET. NOT LITERALLY, OF COURSE, BECAUSE I AM THREE HUNDRED AND FOURTY-FIVE POUNDS.

I DO LOVE HIM AND CANNOT WAIT TO MOVE IN TO MY NEW HOME WITH THAT WONDERFUL, SWEET-SMELLING GENTLEMAN.

[AAAAAAAAA]

YOU HAVE PROBLEMS. THAT'S FOR SURE. YOU HAVE BEEN MARRIED A WEEK AND I SORT OF UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE LEAVING BIG SAMMY. BUTBUTBUTBUT not THAT HORRIBLE GOATFARMER AGAIN. STINKA THINKA !!!!THINKA...THINKA.

[ggonza43]

Warning: Post soon to be moved to the "Flame & Chaos" section
P.S.: Why bother A9? Let that stinky asshole burn him/herself

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