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NeonVomit wrote:

miditek wrote:

NeonVomit wrote:Protip: Keep all your posts like this and your first one and fewer like your second one in this thread, they are far more amusing.

Errr, I as far as Garish Garofalo goes, I hope you're not implying you'd hit it?

Say it ain't so!

No, I'm referring to posts that show a... 'selective' grasp of reality. They're very entertaining and I like learning more about how things work on planet miditek.

And just what is selective about what was posted from the senate.gov site? Also, are you disputing my own experience on dealing with the insurance companies in the tech sector?


What

From my, a little distant and ignorant view of American politics, I have drawn some own conclusions.

Republicans is a party, that shoot us ducks,

Democrate is someone, that duckfeathers plucks,

Now a third has come up, that with one teabag stucks,

But which of those three, have the best good lucks,

And got teabags for everyone, or all the fucks?


Jajaja. I have no idea from my point in the world. All have their good sides in some way...

LPS

NeonVomit wrote:

miditek wrote:

NeonVomit wrote:Protip: Keep all your posts like this and your first one and fewer like your second one in this thread, they are far more amusing.

Errr, I as far as Garish Garofalo goes, I hope you're not implying you'd hit it?

Say it ain't so!

No, I'm referring to posts that show a... 'selective' grasp of reality. They're very entertaining and I like learning more about how things work on planet miditek.

ObaMauMauCare will fix health care like Stalin fixed Trotsky's noggin!

I know the topic is serious, but a lil' of humor doesn't hurt anybody

miditek wrote:

NeonVomit wrote:

miditek wrote: Errr, I as far as Garish Garofalo goes, I hope you're not implying you'd hit it?

Say it ain't so!

No, I'm referring to posts that show a... 'selective' grasp of reality. They're very entertaining and I like learning more about how things work on planet miditek.

ObaMauMauCare will fix health care like Stalin fixed Trotsky's noggin!

I rest my case.

NeonVomit wrote:

miditek wrote:

NeonVomit wrote: No, I'm referring to posts that show a... 'selective' grasp of reality. They're very entertaining and I like learning more about how things work on planet miditek.

ObaMauMauCare will fix health care like Stalin fixed Trotsky's noggin!

I rest my case.

Ok- given the following facts:

- Medicare is near insolvency - (with $500 billion
being cut off of the top as a downpayment for
ObamaoCare)

- Medicaid is near insolvency

- Social Security is near insolvency

(all of this has been published by the US-GAO; Google it)

and numerous lawsuits and complaints against the VA (Veterans' Administration) for poor sanitation, long waits, poor service, etc.

(all of this has been published by the VA itself; Google it)

Please elaborate on how the US taxpayers can have some sort of Utopian health care as promised by The One.

It's amusing that you have set yourself up as some sort of self-styled expert on the US insurance and health care industries. Very amusing. All you can do is fold your arms, and parrot standard responses that whoever does not agree with the One is a racist.

Also, these numbers do not include the 20 or more million illegals when the One declares a general amnesty, citizenship, and then free healthcare for them.

Unfold your arms, and get to typing, boy!

...all I said is some of your posts are funny because of the way you caricature yourself. I'm not an expert on anything and didn't claim to be.

NeonVomit wrote:...all I said is some of your posts are funny because of the way you caricature yourself. I'm not an expert on anything and didn't claim to be.

That's cool. If you find it amusing (for any reason), then I'm okay with that.

Healthcare Hearings: Washingtonberg style, after the 2012 election throws 'em all out!



by 2012, America may get lucky and have all Israeli Jews on the Supreme Court appointed by the next Republican president to preside over the trial ! That alone would make Hitlary Klingon and Nazi Arafart-Pelosi shit their britches wouldn't it? It's not as if I've ever seen either one of them wear a dress ever in their fucking lives! Hahahahaha!

You ARE a crazy guy Miditek! But Funny!

AAAAAAAAA wrote:

You ARE a crazy guy Miditek! But Funny!

I'm hoping that the hangman's humor will help keep my spirits up as Obamao continues his quest to turn America into Caligula's Whorehouse!

miditek wrote:by 2012, America may get lucky and have all Israeli Jews on the Supreme Court appointed by the next Republican president to preside over the trial ! That alone would make Hitlary Klingon and Nazi Arafart-Pelosi shit their britches wouldn't it? It's not as if I've ever seen either one of them wear a dress ever in their fucking lives! Hahahahaha!

You were saying.........?

She's hot!!

Personally, I think that burqas and a broomstick would be a big improvement for both of these hideous witches.

At least they are well-fed, unlike poor "Anorexic Ann".

AGAG wrote:She's hot!!

So is she^^^^^^!
Well, all of us will be old someday, hopefully.

Dear God! Am I the only one who finds those thighs hot?

I think she would be hot with 5 shots of tequila, at that time everybody's hot

Bill of Rights Revisited

"We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal, bed wetters.

We hold these truths to be self-evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that they require a Bill of No Rights."

ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.

ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the room, turn off or change the channel, express a different opinion, etc., but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.

ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.

ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.

ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health care.

ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.

ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.

ARTICLE VIII: You don't have the right to demand that our children risk their lives in foreign wars to soothe your aching conscience. We hate oppressive governments and won't lift a finger to stop you from going to fight if you'd like. However, we do not enjoy parenting the entire world and do not want to spend so much of our time battling each and every little tyrant with a military uniform and a funny hat.

ARTICLE IX: You don't have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.

ARTICLE X: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness -- which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an overabundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights."

God bless America for beign such a shitty country

Miditek! Have you filled out the A-family resume admission? If not, we encourage you to do that right away.

(yeah, that's right! I'm one of them. What are you gonna do about it! )

I, sir, have no problem with the A-team. In fact, I find their antics to be rather amusing while providing the forum with a bit of that ever-elusive "spice of life"!

Is the A-Familiy some kind of religion ?

AGAG wrote:Dear God! Am I the only one who finds those thighs hot?

ggonza43 wrote:I think she would be hot with 5 shots of tequila, at that time everybody's hot

Let's add some bounce to this thread- something I'm sure that the lads will appreciate. I know I did, and certainly a lot more fun than Klingon's cobwebs, Pelosi, or that nasty old dyke Reno!

Tonight's Special: Juicy breast accompanied with my teeth

That hottie belongs on the YEAH! thread!

Great. I just tore my underpants again.

-P

The A-Team and Priapus-gotta love 'em, and I think they're great.

I will, however, extend a unique invitation to Klingon_Vomit, Ice_Cube, and Ded_Rebel:

come visit FF and get your innards ventilated!